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oh my god ur bday is this week

how did i miss that??

yesss big 22 TOMORROW

ur bday is also this week tho

so it's understandable that

u nearly missed it with the

triple header and things too

what are u gonna do for it

nothing

wdym nothing

i mean nothing, my bday is

on a tuesday and i have work

on wednesday morn

but it's your birthday!

i work a 9-5, i can't just go

out in the middle of the week

u still deserve to celebrate

thennn i'll do something

at the weekend

nope i'm messaging lola and cara

and demanding that they take u out

i dont wanna be hungover for work

tough

grrr this isn't fair

i can't do this to u bc ur not

allowed to drink during season

anyway

sucks to suck

and i'll have u know that i

do actually have plans for

my bday 😮‍💨

is the plan to get 2 points

rather than 1 this weekend?

uncalled for

but yes...

amongst other things

and what might these

other things be?

i'm gonna go out with carlos

🥺 i love that plan

don't get soft on me now

one has to always be soft

for carlando !!!!

ffs ahhahaha

okay but listen

ik we're not going public yet

but the public obvs knows that

we're friends so i just wanna

warn you that your insta might

blow up tomoz with follow

requests tomoz bc imma post a

bday post for you xoxo

as long as the pic isnt ugly,

i'm more than fine with that

the pic isnt ugly

the pic is cute

hmm if you say so...