" 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗵𝗼𝘁𝘁𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗵𝗼𝘁 𝗴𝗶𝗿𝗹𝘀 "

LANDO FUCKIN NORRIS

JUST ASKED ME TO BE HIS

GIRLFRIEND ADAYSHSK

SHUT UP

OH MY GOD

I SAW HIS STORY BUT I

DIDNT THINK IT MEANT

WHAT I THOUGHT IT

COULD MEAN BUT IT DID

what

man idk im just excited

I KNEW HE WAS GONNA

DO IT THIS WEEKEND!!!

i just had a feeling abt it

how did he ask you?

we'd ordered our drinks and

were waiting for our food at

this gorgeoussss italian

restaurant and he'd let me

try his drink and i told him

it was boring bc it was

i mean this man ordered

a BELLINI of all things...

ANYWAY

he fired back that i was boring

but he'd been making feeble

comebacks all night so i was like

sir what is up with you and he goes

EEEEK

he goes i'm nervous

and i was like por que?? why??

and he was like bc i needa ask u

something and tHEN HE SAID

QUEENIE GEORGE

AND I SAID LANDO NORRIS

ALL CUTE AND SHIT AND THEN

HE ASKED ME AND THE WEDDING

IS IN THE WINTER

ADAYSUSJS fuck off with that

wedding shit but omg!!!

i'm so happy for u queens 🥺

i like this man, he's great, he

can stay if we ever decide to

shoo men off this planet

that's sweet!

where are you guys now?

we're just on our way

back to my hotel

😏

i shall neither confirm

nor deny what will happen

when we get there

we'll know when u come

walking out of the airport

like this tomoz 👩🏽‍🦽

thats just out of order

or like this 🤰🏽

thats not even

remotely possible

u've said this before:

never doubt the power

of lando fuckin norris

i'm not talking about this

with u guys anymore

ur grossing me out

LMAOOOO

have fun bby

text us the deets tomoz xx

go away u perv

😘😘

listen, i am sooo bad at smut scenes, i

think it's bc i get rlly awkward when i

try to write one so there wont be any

in this book unfortunately so just run

wild with your imagination on what

queens and lando get up to at the

hotel LMAOOO