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bro i miss u

well done, u just turned

our situationship into a

brotherhood 😀

brb making a fb gc called

the brotherhood of good sex

look out for the invite xx

how would u know

u've not gotten any yet

unfortunately

win me a trophy and i'll

think about it :*

wooooow

ur only with me for

my job?

yes??? why else would i

be with you??

you pain me

book a physio appointment

you're hilarious 😐

i know hehe

when are u home?

sunday night

then i assume you'll be

vv busy preparing for spa

you assume correctly

it's a triple header so i'll

be quite busy for nearly

a month once i get back

that sucks :(((

ik :-(

nvm i never wanna see

u again after that

u need to accept me

for me queenie

dont be so dramatic

how can i not be dramatic

when my "situationship"

doesn't accept my smiley

faces :-(

i swear u just do it now to

make my skin crawl

oof she's smart

oof unlike someone

🤸

🏌️you're done

STOP THAT IS SO

FUCKING FUNNY

i've been tryna tell u for

ages that i'm funny 😔

&& u've finally

convinced me xxxx

well done

i hate u

lie: detected

thank u so fuckin much for 50k reads!!!

also we're #1 in #mclaren i-

i could cry not even joking lmaoo