" 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗵𝗼𝘁𝘁𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗵𝗼𝘁 𝗴𝗶𝗿𝗹𝘀 "

what time did u leave

lando's yesterday then

miss f1 wag?

LMFAOOO did she not

tell you what happened

..... no

fuck sake queenie what

did you do??

no stop

im still cringing about it

tbh it's not that bad

it's funny tho

i want to die.

ur such a drama queen

OH MY GOD

drama QUEENIE

get it

bc queen

and queenie is called

queenie which is kinda

like queen

we got it

we just didnt like it

ffs

just fill me in on the

gossip pls

lola ended up having to pick

me up at like 8pm bc i was

just too awkward to ask him

to drop me back home

thats not at all what

happened

you weren't there

are you forgetting that you

told me what happened

last night??

stop leaving me outtt :(((

ok so basically

lando and queenie were

having a lil moment u know

just flirting and stuff

and queenie swore that they

were gonna kiss but then

max coughed and so she

got too awkward and ran

out of the house and then

called me and i had to

drive about 9 billion miles

to come pick her up

it wasn't 9 billion miles

it's like a 40 minute drive

i rest my case

trust max to ruin a

perfect moment huh

preach

have u spoken to

lando since??

i have not

why

bc its awkward

what if he wasnt actually gonna

kiss me and i've just sprinted out

of his house like a freak

he might not of even liked me

in person anyway idk

oh pls

cut that shit out rn

pick this back up 👑

lola i genuinely never want to

receive a text message from u

ever again after that

but seriously queens

ofc he liked u in person

1. ur hot, 2. ur funny af and

3. he's kinda obsessed with u

he is not obsessed with me

he kinda is

🎣🎣🎣

BITCHBAHAJ

I AM NOT FISHING

u FOR SURE are fishing

no im not

i genuinely believe this man

is 1. not obsessed with me

and 2. wants me out of his

life after seeing me RUN

he saw me run from BEHIND

do u know how embarrassing

that is??!!

oof no bc thats rough

u have such an ugly run

i remember PE in school

great, thank u lola

anytime girly xxx

just text him and act

normal and see what

he does

i dont wanna 😫

QUEENIE

TEXT HIM BEFORE I

MURDER U

jeeez relax

i'll text him

good

WAIT FUCK

NO BC I THINK HE'S

PSYCHIC

HE JUST TEXTED ME

obsessed with u

aw cara 🥺

i meant him DUMBASS

oh lol

i swear i will go grey

from the stress u two

idiots put me through

my bday is on tuesday (9th nov) and i

am refusing to turn 22 bc newcastle

(where i live) (oof truly oversharing here,

does anybody want my post code while i'm

at it???) were put back into lockdown

5 days before my 21st bday last year :/

point is, if anyone asks,

i'm turning 21 :) thank u xxx

also, i've decided to give queenie

my bday bc just the thought of her

and lando potentially sharing a

bday party or smth is cute af so just

be warned that queenie is 4 days

older than lando,,,, i sure hope lando

likes older women LMAOO