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ma'am i have a very

quick question for u

oo fun!! i love trivia

do u play golf

DO I LOOK LIKE-

okay it may have been

a dumb question on

my behalf

"may have"

u know what

block me back

i hate u

now i know for a fact

that that's a lie

it's the truth

i would put my hand on

a bible and say it again

📖 do it

what

do it bitch

swear it

no

bc ur LYING

no

bc that's not a bible

i said i'd swear on

the bible

it's a hypothetical bible

ur face is a hypothetical

bible 😒

ooo burn

shut up

why did u wanna know

if i play golf??

nothing for nosy

i will combust if u dont

tell me immediately

oh well in that case

i'm waiting

i was gonna ask if u

wanted to meet up

and go golfing?

pls ridicule me more

i see why u like

bullying me so much

this is fun 🥰

oh my god shut up and

just get kitted up for

golfing

when he demanding 😫

queenie i will murder u

with mY BARE HANDS

dream come true

im begging u to just get

ready so i can pick u up

and we can meet each

other in person

lando, babe, i'm not

going golfing

i refuse

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damn, worst shot of the day... ⛳️

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i won

↳ u didnt win

lando brought, no joke, 600 balls with him just so he could have a better chance at getting a good shot on film... this is his try at lucky ball number 600

↳ why are u lying to three

million people???

i can see why adventure golf was created now...

i thought lando was seeing the other girl out of this friendship group??

who tf is queenie

he took her to play golf... we've lost him girls

ahhh so this is why u kidnapped queenie

u got some good hip movement for an OAP, i must say

↳ we are literally the same age-

crying and throwing up rn

it's the abrupt cut off as queenie starts to scream "FORE" for me

↳ she's been banned from the

club for 'excessive noise' and 'disrupting other

players'

↳ i didn't wanna be part

of their stupid club anyway 😒

how many times did queenie nearly knock u out with her clubs

↳ too many times to count😅

how does it feel to live MY dream

get lando & queenie in the fleshhhh

big up #LANDIE