|| Morgan || Dexter

(April 21)

What?

Why should I?

As in you want to know how I look so you could find me

Jebus

Have some decency to deny it

You didn't

But your silence gave you away

Uh, so we're starting this without my consent?

Oh- um- we're starting already

I have normal, natural hair color

As tall as my genes can get me

Why would I waste precious water on you?

Oh no, did my lack of enthusiasm gave it away?

...I hope not

Did you fall from heaven

no

'Cause dayum baby you look like an angle

You spelled angel wrong

and I think it's 'did it hurt when you fell from heaven'

I did not misspell angel

Wait, yea i did

Unless Nico boy got some split personalities

I'm guessing the person behind the screen isn't him anymore

So is it Vincent?

Wrongo girlie, it's Dexter

Dammit

Ah the last one of the three musketeers

Ouch that hur- shit

Lemme guess Nico boy got u?

Oop, there's the unlovable boy I've been talking to

What has gotten into him all?

Dexter seems to be a lot more...

No

No

...flirtier

Why?

Well girls like nice guys

First of all you watch the Big Bang Theory?

Second of all he's just shy, he doesn't need to get inebriated to talk to girls

And lastly, shy boys are the cutest boys

Hey you exude playboy aura

Dexter is a sweet shy boy whose trying to talk to girls

He deserves compliments you don't, as simple as that :)

:)