《The Wrong April Fools text》E I G H T E E N
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|| Morgan || Dexter
(April 21)
What?
Why should I?
As in you want to know how I look so you could find me
Jebus
Have some decency to deny it
You didn't
But your silence gave you away
Uh, so we're starting this without my consent?
Oh- um- we're starting already
I have normal, natural hair color
As tall as my genes can get me
Why would I waste precious water on you?
Oh no, did my lack of enthusiasm gave it away?
...I hope not
Did you fall from heaven
no
'Cause dayum baby you look like an angle
You spelled angel wrong
and I think it's 'did it hurt when you fell from heaven'
I did not misspell angel
Wait, yea i did
Unless Nico boy got some split personalities
I'm guessing the person behind the screen isn't him anymore
So is it Vincent?
Wrongo girlie, it's Dexter
Dammit
Ah the last one of the three musketeers
Ouch that hur- shit
Lemme guess Nico boy got u?
Oop, there's the unlovable boy I've been talking to
What has gotten into him all?
Dexter seems to be a lot more...
No
No
...flirtier
Why?
Well girls like nice guys
First of all you watch the Big Bang Theory?
Second of all he's just shy, he doesn't need to get inebriated to talk to girls
And lastly, shy boys are the cutest boys
Hey you exude playboy aura
Dexter is a sweet shy boy whose trying to talk to girls
He deserves compliments you don't, as simple as that :)
:)
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