|| Morgan

(April 18)

Tell me PWINCESS now WEN did you last take your sanity pills

You NEeD Are MentLLy Illl

Out ya system yet?

So...

I mean Jasmine's nice and all but it's very...

sexy for a children's story

Just think aboutt it,

The story is about a try hard guy who's so selfish

That he wants the princess then she becomes like nuh uh

And then she becomes a sex slave to Jafar it's sort of disgusting

Well it's about a stupid fish

not to mention she made a 'black market vodoo' level trade with an octopus

and then she almost died and become sea foam

Of course, Disney can't be that cruel and so happily ever after

Sugarcoating the cruel reality of life for kids

No... I don't

I was also one of those sunshine and rainbow victim before life hit me like a truck

Uh... no

My fish died

Yea like last week

Yea... duh

I was about to grill that damn fish

But it died before I could do anything to it :(

No I'm not

Fishes are meant to be eatenW

Oh shut up even Cinderella doesn't make sense

I mean I'm pretty sure she either has really big feet or really small ones

I guarantee that at least one person in the whole town has the same shoe size as her

Well it's called COMMON SENSE

Fine

Ok

No you stop

What?

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Hello?

Damn...