《The Wrong April Fools text》T H I R T E E N
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|| Morgan
(April 16)
I'm an actually GIRL so I know
This is taking a weird turn
What about your cousin?
Why would she rant to you?
Bahahaha
The easiest way to understand is through experience ;)
Hang in there
hahahahah
....
I'm not
how would you know?
Alright I am laughing
What bras?
Depends I mean I've been wearing them since I was 13
You get used to it
I've known other girls who take them off when they sleep tho
Uh, what's so great about that?
?
WTH?! in front of you?
oh...
Seriously?
Wait... oh my god
Don't worry I'll keep it a secret
Umm... I'm talking about your hobby
No, no I mean make up
oh I though you like- ya know make up
Since you watch them
A-are you using jefree, tati, shane, and james as a repellent?
Ask your mom you no good of a human
Nu uh no thank you
Want me to send a pic?
Your loss
"That's not a tampon."
"Those are pads"
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