|| Morgan

(April 8)

You just knew?!!!

So what's up wif wittle pedo's hwart

Oh right I forgot you have a girlfriend

Thought you'd be lonely for the rest of your life

Hahaha you're so funny

So... did you confront her?

So what's holding you from doing it?

No silly I mean exercising your fat ass- yes I meant confronting her

Can I just say something

She's a beach for cheating on you so in my opinion just be straightforward

hit her where it hurts in front of everyone, don't be such a cowardly wuss

Yes I did or else I lose 10 bucks courtesy of my older sister

I haven't been in a relationship in awhile so I'm not the person you should go to for relationship advice

But be straightforward about it and BOOM!

Done

Nope no mercy

Nope

Well.. make sure to make it dramatic

Well from what I heard, which is not much, but I don't think she's the guilty type

Just a 'we're done'

let her be like 'shit he found out' and leave like a proud beach

Or cheat in front of her whatever suits your cup of tea

Best be straightforward 'cause some girls can be quite stubborn

Let her until her eyeballs pop off, it's her punishment

Hey, when it comes to cheaters and bullies I have no mercy

Yes he was my first boyfriend actually

Definitely does

Not everything is all happily ever after

The little- what?

I do, It's just not my favorite

?

yo dude?

are your serious with me right now?

you're pissed off because I don't like the little mermaid?

are you even an 18 year old boy?

- MORGAN -

"Pfft, "laying it down slowly", he's surprisingly pretty nice."