《The Wrong April Fools text》S E V E N
Advertisement
|| Morgan
(April 7)
What?
You're such a pushover, jeez
Oh My mistake your highness
Why would you want to know
Besides didn't you recently preached about how privacy is still a thing between strangers?
Ahem it's only been ONE WEEK
Don't make it sound like we've talked longer
How is that micromanaging?!!!!
It's times like this that I am reminded of your IQ
And GSBFF? what the heck is that?
Well that's awfully long and so... weird
I don't think I want you to call me that
Touché
Why should I tell you, pedo?
Than tell me yours
hahaha
Who names their child Nico?
Ah, right sorry your highness
My condolences to you parents for having a child like you
I didn't expect an answer
boyly boy?
Morgan
'Huh?'
Is that good or bad?
Brittney Spears?
Even I could sense the lack of creativity in there
eh
Why are you telling me all this stuff?
Eww, no! no I'm not 10 WHAT THE HECK?
I'm so much older than that
Wait- you've been hitting on me?
Gross
I wouldn't be calling you dude if I was 60
Sorry to burst your bubble but I ain't those cool gramps
I'm 18
There you got an answer now stop assuming that I'm 10
Yea no shit Sherlock
Advertisement
- In Serial148 Chapters
The Stormcrow Cycle
Once a powerful and lauded witch, Ba'an salu-Ba'an now lives alone in a cave in the desert, waiting to die. When she rescues an outlander from certain death she becomes embroiled in a deadly game of politics and empire, of heart and soul, but worst of all--of hope and love and a chance at a peaceful future. Can a disgraced witch find a reason to live her life again--and if so, what price must she pay? The Stormcrow Cycle is a trilogy comprising of The Exile, The Lion, and Abomination. Tags or genres for each book: The Exile: romance, slice-of-life The Lion: romance, slice-of-life, politics Abomination: tragedy, high/epic fantasy (aka "Everything is on fire!") Updates once a week whenever I have time. Cross-posted on Wattpad and Scribble Hub. The CBMokedi cover will return! Excerpt: She looked down at him again. Young. Healthy, from what she could see, except for the wound that was killing him. He was handsome in a way that suggested a life of wealth and plenty. She did not think he had ever starved. Someone important. Her shadow fell across him, and he frowned. Blearily, he opened his eyes. They were amber and bright, even as he lay dying in the dirt. She could feel his soul, blazing inside of him like a fire refusing to die even as his body began to fail. He met her gaze, eyes widening in what she guessed was surprise—or shock. But he never looked away, staring up at her as though transfixed. Ba’an made her decision. She raised her hand and covered his eyes. In another moment, a murder of crows cawed as they took wing. The man and woman were gone from the road, leaving only the dead staring up into the sky. Note: This is a high-fantasy set in a low-magic world. The first book is largely character-driven and we really only hit the real plot in Book II, so if you're not fond of long epic yarns you ought to skip this one. I also don't include trigger warnings, but mind the "traumatizing content" tag--all societies minus one practice slavery and the world is indeed, rather grim!
8 199 - In Serial34 Chapters
Forever HEART
Diya - A cute, kind-hearted, orphan girl -works as a lecturer-longing to have a family Arjun - A arrogant handsome billionaire- workaholic- with loving parents and one best friend "You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams." - Dr SeussThis is going to be a cliche love/romantic story with a Lil bit of drama and lots of romance.By the way, I'm a new author and this is my first book
8 216 - In Serial34 Chapters
Bowstrings & Velvet (Spellbound #1)
Shae, the High Queen of Erya, has one rule:Not to fall in love with her husband.Three years into their arranged marriage, Shae is still ignoring her attraction to the handsome king. A simple task when everyone knows the rumours of his love affair with the Sorceress Isobel; the woman he helped save the world, but was not allowed to marry.Felix, the High King of Erya, has one goal:To charm his wife.When an attack forces the couple into forced proximity to reach home safely, Felix sees the opportunity to finally get close to the queen. Defeating the Dark Disciple and his followers was nothing compared to his most challenging task yet; convincing his wife to give him a chance.
8 271 - In Serial70 Chapters
WOLF MOON
Kassi was a normal girl living in a normal town until one day her mom drops her and her brother off at their estrange grandfathers house for no reason. Now not only does she have to adjust to her new life and school, she also has to avoid the weird looks the "In-Crowd" gives her on top of avoiding their majorly hot Bad Boy leader. Rhys is tired of watching all his friends find their mates before he does. He is tired of being known as the Mateless Alpha and just as he starts to give up hope, his beautiful mate falls in his arms. Literally... Join Kassi and Rhys as they journey through life, love, and heartbreak. ~~~~~~~"Beautiful" he murmured as he traced a finger against my blushing cheek I gasped and pushed against his broad shoulders His eyes narrowed before his grasp tightened on my waist "Mine"*I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE IMAGES IN MY BOOKBook 1 of 3 of the MOON Series
8 107 - In Serial30 Chapters
Rough Waves
Growing up together in a large seaside town in New Zealand, Maddie and Hunter are practically inseparable, their main passion, surfing.When they reach high school, Maddie starts to see Hunter in a different light until she can no longer deny the fact-she's in love with him.But while Maddie struggles with her feelings, wanting to keep them a secret for fear of ruining their friendship, Hunter begins dating the new girl, the total opposite of Maddie.Will she keep quiet about the way she feels or will Hunter's increasingly flirty, confusing behaviour towards her finally make her crack, revealing all?!!!! In the process of editing !!!!Previously held high rankings:No.4 Romance No.3 Teen fiction No.1 Unrequited loveNo.1 Best friends No.1 CompletedNo.1 Surfing
8 234 - In Serial164 Chapters
[BL] [Book 1] Cannon Fodder Little Husband [Quick Wear]
Cannon Fodder Little Husband [Quick Wear]炮灰小夫郎[快穿]Author張三悟Status349 ChaptersDescription After Wu Bai died, he crossed over and became a little husband who died tragically. In his previous life, Wu Bai changed from a village boy to an enviable prime minister's husband. Apart from suffering before he got married, his life was like being in a honey pot. His husband was loving, his children were filial and prosperous, and he was dying, before, he closed his eyes contentedly. Who would have thought that after his death, he would start all kinds of life journeys, but fortunately, the people around him have always been with him.--NOTE: FOR OFFLINE PURPOSES SO DON'T REPOST MTLED IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THEN IT IS IN POOR QUALITY I DID THIS FOR PEOPLE LIKE ME WHO CAN'T AFFORD PROPERLY TRANSLATED AND LIMITED INTERNET CONNECTION SO PLEASE DON'T CRITICIZE THE QUALITY NOR THE WAY I MTLED IT THANK YOU
8 190

