《The Wrong April Fools text》F I V E
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|| Morgan
(April 5)
Hi...?
Uh, I think you got the wrong number
Oh it's you
What is it dumbass
Says the guy who doesn't know what inebriated means
What?
Seriously?
OMG YOU'RE GAY...
Damn I knew it!!
Then you're a guy,
Or else your first text would be 'bro, he cheated on me'
Yep, this smartass just found your loophole
You betcha, I'm the narciss-iest out of all narcissists
Jeez never thought a dumbass knew that
You woke me up at 5 am
Hey, do you know VD?
VD, vampire diaries
Eww, you read dork diaries?
Those are for girls like... little girls
I
Jeez no need to go all Bruce Lee on me
Who would wake up at 5 FREAKING AM and not be grumpy
Shut up
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
Cute right
I know so cute
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
Look at it catching stars
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
Oop, the stars vanished because you woke it up : (
(ノ◕-◕)ノ
(ノ◕-◕)ノ
(ノ◕-◕)ノ
FEEL THE GUILT BITCH
Oh no, there's a pause
There's a pause
Pauses aren't good
There shouldn't be a pause
Hello?
Did-no you didn't
Did you just call me baby?
Stop
I'm done
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