After that long hot amazing bath, I decided that I was hungry.

But I didn't decide it at all, my stomach rumbled so I listened and went downstairs in search of some ice cream and also to annoy a certain someone to let me out of this stupid house.

I felt in the mood for singing so I began singing a childhood lullaby that would always rock at the back of my head.

'MARY HAD A GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN. A SEXY AK 47. AND EVERYWHERE THAT MARY WENT MARY WENT MARY WENT THE GUN WAS SURE TO GO. IT WILL MAKE EVERYONE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE. IT WAS A GUN OF MURDER'

I went straight for the freezer for the ice cream but couldn't find so I yelled 'WHERE IS THE FUCKING ICE CREAM?'

The man sitting opposite him muttered 'bottom behind the frozen peas.'

'Oh my God, there is ice cream.' I said pouting.

I mean could you have blamed me, I had just found the love of my life in my hands. I have to be careful; couldn't hurt my precious baby now can we?

I put some chocolate, some mint chocolate, some cookie and cream flavour into an ice cream cup.

Yummy. Looked fucking delicious.

I got on the counter and tasted the ice cream.

God damn. To think people prefer sex over ice cream will always baffle me.

'So what we talking bout bestie.' I said with a mouth full of ice cream.

'Well we were sayin-' the man opposite him began but he was soon cut off by Narcissus himself.

'Get your ass into bed Nem, before I do something I regret.'

'You see.' I said getting off the counter and moving to the seat next to the other man 'I love my ass but if I stay in bed all day like you it might get flat like the bimbos you fuck. And why would I do that to my precious ass?'.

It was silence.

But it gave me a chance to look at him.'

He was wearing a black shirt with the top bottoms undone and black jeans.

There was no belt, wonder where the belt went. Oh wait I remember the polygraph test.

I turned to face the man next to me 'who are you?'

'Angelo Novellican.'

To be very honest, at the moment his last name totally sounded like Pellican to me. But mama raised me to be a nice girl so I kept my mouth shut.

'Did he kidnap you?'

Yeah, that was the first question, I asked a total stranger. What can I say, I'm just pretty sure that Narcissus wants someone to develop Stockholm syndrome so he can find someone that loves him. Can't blame the guy can you?

'No'

' You sure?'

'Yes.'

Pure silence. Dead silence. Pin drop silence.

'OH my God. You almost had me fooled.' is what I tried to say but didn't come out very well as I was laughing too much.

'What's it like being his whore?' the man said at me.

''I've never fucked him anyways and never EVER will I let his stinky dirty hands on my blessed body. That right there would be a violation. Anyways what's it like being his bitch.' I snarked at him 'you follow him around like a lost puppy. Obey his every command like he is a God. Omg your life must be really pathetic.'

His face begin going red and I was enjoying every bit of his anger as it fuelled my happiness.

Narcissus decided to open his mouth 'Angelo check on the shipment in the morning.'

And just like that he did so.

'What are you his maid?' I muttered loud purposely so that he would hear.

And he jumped on me.

Bingo! Just the reaction I was looking for.