"Todorokis" Mr Aizawa sighed, walking into the common room

"Shoto did it" I blurted out, rushing out of the living room only to be wrapped up in his scarf and brought back

"I didnt do anything--" he started. I waved my hands above and mouthed 'cold soba' tho and he instantly changed. He is such an easy kid, all I have to do is buy him cold soba or praise him in front of broccoli boi "Actually, Mr Aizawa, im willing to take full responsibility for my actions and face the concequences" he nodded

"..,Your father is right at the front door, demanding to see you since 'You arent picking up his phone calls' and is making trouble for me. Please go talk to him before I have the security drag him away"

(Aizawa is ready to kill a bitch-)

"Can you do that? Please do it, I will be the best in the class if you do it"

"SECOND BEST" Bakugou barked

"I would still be better than you bitch--"

"YOU JUST SAID I WAS THE BEST A MINUTE BEFORE"

"You cooked for me, you were the best in the moment. Now its Shoto because he will offer himself unless Mr Aizawa wants to get the teacher award of the year and kick Endevor's thicc ass out of here--"

"This manipulation skill in such a young a young age is terrifying. I have been off the clock for hours now, deal with it or he might come up here"

"Im sorry y/n, but cold soba and a few words arent worth that much. Get creative"

"Wha- You traitor, I would have gotten you a date with the strawberry broccoli but now I will just blackmail you. Its easy" I shrugged

"I havent done anything too embarassing"

"It doesnt have to be truth and I will just say how you mistreated me"

"But I never did that"

"I know but wouldnt it be tragic if Midoriya knew you always vent your anger on me when we were younger and you were jealous?"

"Thats too much, even for you--"

"You fucking told me she pissed herself in the USJ when she heated up your soba and ate it!" Bakugou scoffed, making Todoroki glare at him while he just brought up his middle finger

"You did what?"

"Fine I will do it, jeez. You two are bullies--"

"Well yeah, whats new? Its not icyhot one and two anymore, you are stupid icyhot"

"And im the perfect one?" I laughed, sitting down again

"Not a chance"

"Genius?"

"Nope"

"Beautiful?"

"No"

"Beautiful genius?"

"N O"

"Perfect beautiful genius?"

"I told you, n-" he started but shut up when I moved to his lap and straddled him "W-What are you doing?"

"Oh nothing, just looking at my marks. They have started losing their color, I should remake them. But go on, what were you going to say? That im perfect, I think..." I laughed, caressing his neck a little as he took a deep breath and shivered

"Y-You are perfect, fine" he gulped, leaning in

"So im perfect icyhot. Yeah, seems accurate enough" I laughed as I got off of him and psuhed his face away

"Y/N!" he barked, springing up and towards me

"Oh shit. I won, but at what cost" I yelled, running to the elevator until I bumped into Shoto and fell down on my butt

"Ha! There is no where to fucking run now you little bitch" Bakugou laughed as I sprung up and grabbed his hands, trying to avoid getting hit

"Hey, slow do--"

"Y/n" Shoto sighed, making Bakugou and I pause and look at him

"What did the old man say? You look pretty shaken up"

"Just call him sometime, you will see how much of a clown he is on a hole new level. A complete, overgrown piece of garbage. If I knew this would happen when his brain was finally on fire I wouldnt have prayed for it--"

"Is that really stupid icyhot?"

"I guess? He hasnt been like that before. What happened Shoto?"

"Find out on your own what that clown wants, I dont even wanna think about that flaming piece of shit..." he ranted on, spitting insults as he walked away, leaving us both speechless

"Arent you gonna comfort him or whatever?"

"Comfort him? Like rub his back and shit?"

"I guess. You think I fucking know what to do when someone goes into crybaby mode? Just do whatever you think is gonna make him feel better"

"I know what to do now, you should have just said so from the start" I laughed and run into Midoriya's room, bursting through the door

"Y-Y/n? What are you doing here?"

"Okay so Shoto is probably crying in his room right now and I figured since you two are dating--" I started as I grabbed his wrist and dragged him in Shoto's room

"D-DATING?! N-NO NO NO NO NO NO, WE ARENT DATING"

"But you like him, right?"

"I dont!"

"Cool, he likes you too and you two are acting like a couple so it will work. Now go help him out or whatever, I owe him for facing the walking trashcan alone"

"W-What?"

"Its your power Midoriya- Ah shit, how do you do this? I hate it. Whatever, go and have him snap out of it" I yelled as I opened Shotos door and pushed him inside, slamming it shut right after

"Midoriya?"

"H-H-Hey Todoroki-kun!"

"And the match maker strikes again" I laughed, clapping my hands as I walked to Bakugou's room, barely avoiding Iida who was practically doing Mr Aizawa's job at this point and snuck in

"Who the fu- Why are you so quiet dumbass, I was ready to yell into your ear" he grumbled and fell back down, drapping an arm over me

"Hush, shut up and sleep. Night pomeranian"

"Goodnight" he sighed and snuggled into my chest, holding me tightly

"Katsuki, arent you gonna go to sleep? Relax, you are holding me--"

"I have been having all those damned stupid nightmares since the day that vampire bitch stabbed you. I wanna protect you, but you wont fucking let me"

"Well thats because I dont need protection. Especially from Toga, she has loads of my blood, she doesnt need it"

"Wait what?" he looked up at me concered, all because of my loose shitty tongue

"Y-Yeah, since I bled all over the place that last time, they probably have my blood already so she shouldnt come after me"

"You think they are after us for blood? Get your fucking brains to work, genius"

"I was just telling you, stop being so mean to me" I whined s he let hsi head fall down again and relaxed his grasp

"I love you, im just worried. I didnt do anything fucking wrong, its your fault" he scoffed

"I love you too, stupid pomeranian"

"Wait, you actually said it?!"

"Yeah...? Is that bad?"

"Fucking dumbass" he scoffed and ruffled my hair, before kissing my forehead

"I dont get why you are making it such a big deal"

"Shut up and sleep" he shushed me and put a hand over my eyes, laughing as I swatted it away