"Y/n do you hear me? Whats happening now with that stupid girl?"

"Oi shes clearly the smartest one im the family you flaming piece of shit"

""Who are you and why do you have her phone?! How dare you talk to me like that, im the number one hero--"

"Only because All Might retired tho, so you really arent" I shouted from the backround

"Shes there?! Pass the phone right now"

"Nah, im gonna roast you so hard even you will feel the burn"

"Who are you boy? Im going to make your life a living hell"

"Like you did for her and icyhot? No thanks old man, but listen the fuck here. I already wanna blow your dumb flaming ass to the moon almost as bad as Deku, so you will fucking cancel that little meetup or whatever it damn is with her fiancee right fuvcking now"

"Sheeeeshhhhh, whatcha gonna do Endeavor?"

"Shut up y/n, you are coming to that dinner and you had better tell me all about this guy--"

"You sure you want her to come? I might hold you down while shes boiling you alive if you are being a little bitch again like in the sports festival, 'number one hero'."

"Enough, what do you think--"

"He started yapping" Bakugou yawned, getting the phone away from his ear and pulling me closer

"You wanna hung up so we can cuddle? I really dont wanna hear his voice any longer--"

"CUDDLE?! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON, Y/N EXPLAIN YOURSELF RIGHT NOW"

"Hey just because you married a woman for her quirk doesnt mean I will never do the same old man. Guess what, I have a boyfriend and instead of abusing him, I cuddle with him, like normal people would do"

"You have no emotions, you cant have a boyfriend. This man agreed to marry you because of Shoto, he will the number one hero and you are his sister. It will benefit everyone and he will have the support of a big company, how can you ruin this for your brother?!"

"Didnt you say you wanted me to get in the agency and be a sidekick--"

"I did but they believe women should be at home and care for their children, and they are right. Thats your job and you have to do whats best for--"

"...Okay Kat, you can talk to him all night long, please just make him cry. Im on the verge of burning my phone right now" I sighed

"Who the hell is Kat?!"

"Katsuki fucking Bakugou you bastard, and if you let her into the kitchen she will burn the house down. If you could get hurt I wouldnt mind but its a waste of time with your shitty quirk"

"Oh maybe we could get Aizawa to help, he would be glad"

"Caterpillar? I mean it could work, but where to we hide such a big ass mofo?"

"He will be just ashes, just vaccum him up and flush him down the toilet. Nobody will even be sad. I got a question tho cause its been bugging me lately" I shrugged and hang up mid sentence

"What?"

"Why did you want me to leave so badly? Did something bite you or what?"

"I was... posessed? Yeah, I was posessed by a demon that had taken control over my concience. Porbably that purple haired freak, im sure he likes you, you kno--"

"I literally set him up with Denki and they are dating now. Plus, posessed? That might be worse than eating hair"

"Ugh fucking fine, I had a b-"

"What? I didnt hear you"

"I-I had a b-bon"

"I dont get it, you gotta help me out a little"

"I HAD A DAMN BONER YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT, IS THAT ENOUGH HELP FOR YOU?!"

"...Oh...oh, yeah, definitely enough information" I laughed as he gor red and pulled me down for cuddles

He fell asleep almost instantly, which is rare, I am usually the one to sleep first. Even tho he wakes me up a couple of times with his ranting and petting, I dont get to see his sleeping face much.

I smiled, rubbing my thumb on his cheeks as his eyes suddenly furrowed together. He held me closer, almost sufocatingly as he started shaking and muttering things. Is he having a nightmare or something?

"W-Why is she back yet?!"

"Katsuki? You oka--"

"Find her, give her back you useless"

"Bakugou! Wake up" I yelled, shaking him as he snapped out of it

"W-What?"

"Calm down, you were shaking and--" I started but he cut me off with a hug and I slowly felt a spot on shirt getting wet

"Katsuki? Are you okay?"

"Yeah, just those shitty fucking dreams. Making me go all soft and mushy, damn them"

"Ooookay? What am I suppossed to say, I dont know how to comfort people. What did you see, I guess?"

"Just hug me, dont talk" he sighed and laid back down

"...You never returned that day from the LOV and I was scared fucking shitless" he sighed

"Well it happens, I see Endeavor burning me like Da-"

"Da?"

"Like uh.... a done well steak"

"Your mind is really on fucking food all the time. At this point I think you are just fucking using me so you can have a cook"

"Fuymi cooks for me at home, I am not allowed to touch the kitchen and especially knives. Shoto wont let me"

"Is it becaus you cut yourself?"

"Y- How did you know?"

"Dumbass, I have been sleeping in the same bed as you for months now. You seriously think I havent noticed the small scars on your thighs? If you sit in your hero costume they are visible too even if you cant really see them" he sighed, lifting up my shorts a bit so he could touch them

"I didnt do them as self harm, or to punish myself or anything. I think I had my fair share of punishments growing up already, maybe even more. I was just trying to feel something and I thought some people felt good while doing it, so I tried too but it just felt like a normal wound"

"You dont have to tell me if you dont want popsicle"

"But I do want to, I trust you" I sighed and looked up at his blushing face

"Y-You do?"

"Yeah, you had better not use that against me tho or im not--"

"I would never fucking use that against you popsicle, im just happy you trust me... I guess" he mumbled, looking away and coughing

"You are trynna sound tough with an 'I guess' in the end? Try harder"

"Im not trynna-- Okay yes im fucking trynna sound tought beecause I am fucking tought. Now shut up before I htrow you off the bed and cuddle that All Might plushie"

"But I got you that"

"Shut up. But seriously, do you remember the look on Dekus face--"

"Oh here we go again with the look on Midoriyas face. This will never be over, will it?"

"What do you mean, us?" he paused, glaring at me

"What us?"

"Did you just say you want us to be over?"

"No, I meant you talking about how jealous Midoriya was that day, duh. Are you crazy?"

"You dont like being called Todoroki right?"

"Yeah....? Whats your point"

"So you would like to change your name?"

"Would love to get my realation with Endeavor away from y beautiful name, yes"

"Then you will need another name"

"Yeah?"

"If you stay with me I will give you my name" he winked, glaring at me as I started laughing

"Did you just use Denkis pick up line on me?"

"What line?"

"The one with the, 'I dont like your name stuff'." I laughed

"So what if I was fucking inspired? THE HELL ARE YOU LAUGHING AT?!"

"Nothing, nothing" I wheezed, trying to fall asleep but laughing everytime I closed my eyes

-Omg you guys are so nice. I asked you if I should write smut expecting a yes or no and you all just cared if I was comfortable with it or not. How the hell yall so nice?!