"I gotta meet one really annoying little bitch tomorrow, I still cant believe Endeavor continues to think this is a good idea. Well, nevermind, it is to be expected of him" I sighed, wrapping my arms around Bakugou's back

"Who is it, you dont care about people"

"Well if I have to marry them, even I care. I met him once when we were like seven and made him cry and then he left. Thought that would be the end of it"

"Wha- We havent even graduated, how are you fucking engaged?!"

"I have been engaged for like a decade already, your lucky your parents arent forcing to you marry some weak asshole with money and a flashy quirk"

"Is icy hot like that too?"

"Not as far as I know, lucky kettle bitch. I should have gotten my face boiled too, maybe get some tea while im on it too" 

"But you do have a scar"

"Yea but its a little burn on my neck and I cover it up usually--"

"I like it, you shouldnt be ashamed of your scars shithead" he mumbled and looked away

"Bakugou im not ashamed, im forced to cover it. I like my scar, makes me look cool as hell but there is a reason why my neck is covered by my suit. Fucking Endeavor thinking girls cant have scars" I groaned 

"So what ae you gonna do about it dumbass? Dont tell me you will just listen to that asshole"

"I dont know, its not like I care that much anyways. Maybe divorcing later will be easier than making him listen"

"...You are not gonna get married to an idiot just because your too lazy to do something" he yelled, lowering his voice once I glared at him 

"I seriously couldnt care less" I yawned, ready to fall asleep

"Date me" he mumbled, making me avert my attention to him 

"Seriously Bakugou? What the hell, havent you learned not to make midnight deals by now--"

"Im serious, I came first in the sports festival. Bet he tell that scum to fuck off if he knows you are dating me" he smirked

 I was just about to say thayt was a good idea, until I remembered its Bakugou. You know, he sint exactly the nicest dude ever or does things that wouldnt get him something in return, lets not talk about favors. Something as big as that must be impossible for his ego to do out of freewill

"Did Shoto bribe you? What is it you expect, money? Maybe attracting more agencies next year... do you just wanna defy Midoriya because everyone 'ships' us or whatever?"

"No you idiot, stupid dumbass"

"Then why are you going so much out of your way to help me?" I narrowed my eyes and he got a little red

"It will be fun to shut dunce face up, always yapping about how I cant get any girl or whatever. Icyhot is gonna fucking lose his shit and I get to put that piece of shit for a father you have in his place. Im the only one better than All Might. Now go to fucking sleep already and dont question me damnit" he rolled his eyes and pushed a pillow on my face

"Okay okay I get it, you will piss people off. We gotta talk about how this will go tho--"

"What? I get mad at people checking you out and thats it"

"You already do that"

"Shut up, just go along with whatever I fucking do and it will be believable"

"...This is a horrible idea but im too tired to even try to argue right now" I yawned as I nuzzled my face into his chest 

"Maybe kisses wont be so bad either" he mumbled and run his hand throguth my hair, humming a little as his own eyelids started feeling heavy

I woke up to a sound of stomping all over my room and opened my eyes to see Bakugou jumping around and yelling something. I looked at the blanket, seeing a little bit of it burnt and some ice shards around me as well as Bakugou yelling ad stomping around

"What are you doing, its the middle of the fricking night?" I sighed, trying to calm my nerves

"You fucking started freezing me and I used my quirk and then you got ice on my fucking feet idiot" he yelled, small explosions on his hands 

"Explaisn the state of the blanket. You alreayd know where the other ones are, just go get one and come back here"

"You have no other fucking ones, I already checked damnit"

"Shoto must have done my laundry, just go get one from your dorm"

"...Im not going back and forth, get up your coming with me"

"I am not getting out of this bed Bakubitch" I sighed and fell back down to go to sleep again

He grabbed my ankles and pulled me out of bed, scouping up before I could fall on the floor. I was in a koala mode now, loosely hanging my arms around his neck as he grunted curses and walked to his dorm. He set me down on the bed, I was sound asleep by then and snuggled next to me, falling asleep just as quickly; I had to say, midnight deals were the best

"Morning Baku-- Y/n?!" a voice sounded which I recognised as Kirishimas

I opened my eyes and looked around a little, realising I was in Bakugous room with Kirishima standing on the door, a surprised pikachu look on his face. I looked down, thanfully angry pomeranian was still asleep and Kiri would never say anything to anyone

"OH MY GOD Y/N IM SO SORRY! I DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE HERE. WAIT, BAKUBRO WASNT HERE THE PAST FEW DAYS- HE WAS AT YOUR DORM" 

"Yeah what about it?"

"W-Well everyone thought Midoriya would be the one you liked if you ever liked anyone, you and Bakubro dont exactly get along. I-Im seriously sorry, I shouldnt have entered like that but are you guys a thing now?"

I was just about to say no, when yesterday's conversation hit me. I dont get why I have flashbacks of deals I made with a hedgehog everytime someone catches us cuddling, but sure

"Its complicated--" I started, rubbing my neck akwardly as an arm wrapped around my torso and pulled me back down. Bakugou mumbled something as he rolled over and got on top of me, nuzzling in the crook of my neck

"Get off already" I groaned and pushed him off

"Go to sleep already damnit, you fucking kept me up all night" he groaned and Kiri's face got as red as his hair and he started yelling and run away"Was that shitty hair?" he yawned

"Yeah, thats why I was up idiot" I mumbled and fell back down, trying to get back to sleep

"YOU CANT BE SERIOUS" I heard a yell and Mina with a handfull of others showed up in the door

"Just pretend your sleeping" I sighed and hid in Bakugou's chest, trying to avoid their shouting

But to no avail whatsover, Mina started yelling, Midoriya stuttered, Shoto just walked away and the other class was in full shock. Seriously, the girls started fan girling with each other even tho I was 'asleep' and some boys just pulled out money and gave them to Sero with a sigh

"Let me kill them" Bakugou whispered

"Ah!!! I shipped her with Deku so badly, this is so unfair. Bakugou is always angry, how does he handle her?" 

"... Y/n is in a tank top, her bra straps are even showing" Minetta laughed, that was it for me

I took a deep breath as fire started coming off my face. Some screams were heard and stumbling until everything quietened down and I laid down again, grabbing the angry hedgehogs shoulders and pulling him closer

"Cause your hot and your cold..." he laughed and I cracked up to the point I was wheezing

"Morning Bakugou is something else" I smiled

"Morning dumbass" he mumbled, dragging the 'm' in morning and giving me a peck on the forehead

My eyes widened, my stomach feeling a little weird and I felt my face get slightly hotter. I brushed it off and put my hand on his face, pushing him away and got up

"Where are you going?" he whined

"Its Saturday, I have to go to my dorm and then train" I yawned

"Stay with me..."

"What? No, I have my routine"

"Your boyfriend is asking you to break that routine and sleep in for once damnit. You are breaking two deals if you leve"

"Fake boyfriend" I corrected him

"Im not fricking fake, just temporary. Now come fucking here before I dump your ass" he yelled and I just rolled my eyes before leaving, hes being such a baby