Friday, 2:00 PM

Ryan:

Kaylie, it really isn't what

it seems to be, believe me.

Me:

You are really like a coin!!

Ryan:

How is that?

Me:

You are double faced.

You are found in streets.

And you get into everyone's pants.

Ryan:

Kaylie, look I know you

are upset but give me

a chance to explain.

Me:

Upset? Huh?

I don't even wanna talk to you

except if you wanna do..

you know things.

Ryan:

What things? ;-)

Me:

You know.. illegal things.

Ryan:

Exactly what😏

Me:

Kill you

Taehyung

Me:

I did it!

I did it!

Taehyung:

Wait, what?

Me:

*inserts screenshot of chat with Ryan*

Taehyung:

That was the most epic

rejection 😂

Me:

Haha

Thanks

By the way what are you doing?.

Taehyung:

Would you like to go out with

me?

Me:

😳

Taehyung:

??

Me:

You know, I have just moved

on from Ryan and I am

not ready for another

relationship.

That too long distance.

Taehyung:

You never gave me this reason

Me:

What?

Wait a second, forever single?

Taehyung:

Haha yes!

Actually he went to the

washroom and his phone was

beeping so, I thought to

play a prank😂😂

Me:

Taehyung:

Ooooo... We need to go again,

our break ended.

Byee

Me:

Friday, 11:00 PM

Patrick:

I won't be coming home

tonight.

Me:

😑😑

Patrick:

Come on! It was just the

cookies, I will bring you

more.

Me:

You think, you can?

Dude, those were made by

my neighbor and she makes

it once every year.

Patrick:

You know what? I am not even

sorry. Those were so tasty.

Me:

I will kick your ass. They were my

cookies. What's next? My

Nutella cake?!

Patrick:

That Nutella cake was yours?

Me:

No bitch you did not!

Patrick!!!!

You are so dead today.

Patrick:

I am not coming home

today.

Me:

Why is it?

Patrick:

I am at a friend's.

Me:

I already know you are with

Danny and are going to watch

a midnight movie.

What a happy couple!

Suddenly, I feel like talking

to your mom.

Patrick:

No... Kaylie please....

You know mom doesn't like

her.

Me:

I know😏

Patrick:

If you want you can call

Sasha or Ryan.

Me:

Oh yeah, I never told you.

Me and Ryan broke up.

Patrick:

What? why? When?

Me:

He cheated on me!

Patrick:

What the fuck!

I told ya he is not a

right man!

Me:

When did you?

Whenever you met him

you always made me the bad

person in front of him.

Patrick:

Forget what happened.

Call Sasha for now.

Me:

He cheated on me with Sasha.

Patrick:

Oh my fucking God.

How are you always stuck

with so toxic people??

Me:

🤷

Patrick:

Don't tell me that guy Taehyung

did something too.

Me:

No. He's gold.

Patrick:

Huff. Then call him

Me:

😁

Patrick :

What?

Me:

He lives in Korea.

Patrick:

What the!!

Me:

Patrick:

Now what?

Me:

U know, I can live alone.

Like I had been living, right?

Patrick:

OH yes! I just forgot.

Me:

Patrick:

And according to my

notes, you are a bitch

Danny's here.

Hey Kay, Danny here.

Me:

Hey Dan!

How were you.

Patrick:

I am so good. We will meet

up some day.

Me:

Sure.

Enjoy your date, now.

Patrick:

Yeah, bye Kay.