Sunday, 5:00 AM

Taehyung :

Help me!!

What should I do😭😭

Me:

Wait, calm down

What happened???

Taehyung :

I am pregnant😭😭

Me:

You're drunk, aren't you?

Taehyung:

Yes why??

Me:

Cause you are a boy stupid.

Why are we even friends?!

Taehyung :

Cause you loveee mee

Me:

I need normal friends 😑

Where are you rn?

Taehyung:

I am going home

Me:

What? No!

You're drunk

Taehyung:

I called an uber

Me:

Where were you drinking

at this hour?

Taehyung :

At home!

Me:

Then where are you going

stupid??

Taehyung:

...

Maybe the driver is

taking me to his house?

Calling Taehyung

[Hello]

[Hello My loveee

*burp*]

[Give the phone to the

driver.]

[No! Talk to me.]

[Just do as I say]

[If you don't talk to me

I'll cry.]

[*sigh* I'll talk to you

once I talk to the driver.]

[Promise?]

[Yes promise]

[Okay take!

*mumble : my girlfriend

wants to talk to you

instead of me*]

[Hello?]

[Sir, could you please

drop the man from where you

picked him.

He's drunk]

[Oh I get it, that's why I was

getting weird directions

from the masked man.]

[I am sorry for the inconvenience.]

[What about the charge?]

[Can we Google pay it? ]

[Okay ma'am. 9xxxxxxxxx]

[What's the charge??]

[It's $89]

Send $89 to 9xxxxxxxxxx

Yes / No

[Thank you ma'am]

[You are welcome]

[Hello.. Love?]

[Yes? Now tell me why

are you so dead drunk?]

[I just drank one sip]

[And you are drunk with just

one sip. Gosh I can't believe

this man.]

[Hello?]

[Hello??]

[*slight snores*]

[Hehe.. Cute]

Call ended

Amigo's Hyung

Me:

Hey! Sorry to disturb you

at this time.

But this dummy had ventured

out somewhere while drunk.

I have asked the driver to

return to his place.

Can you please attend to him?

Amigo's Hyung:

This kid!

We had been searching the

entire dorm for him.

Thanks by the way

Me:

No issue.

Amigo's Hyung:

😊

Me:

Amigo's Hyung:

Haha😂😂

Good night then

Me:

Yeah, good night 💜

Sunday, 11:00 AM

Unknown:

Heyyy!!

Me:

Sorry?

Who is this?

Unknown:

I am your friend's friend

Me:

Which friend

Unknown:

Your Korean friend

Me:

How would I believe you?

🤔🤔

Unknown:

I helped him in picking the

dress for you when you

sent him the picture.

Me:

Okay! Then let me ask a question..

Unknown :

Sure, what's it?

Me:

What's the name of your

friend.

Unknown:

That I cannot tell.😓

Me:

You passed.

So, what's up?

Unknown :

I wanted to thank you

for yesterday.

Me:

No problem

Btw what's your name

Unknown:

I'm

Park Seok Joon

Me:

Oh I see.

Idk why but I wasn't

expecting you to tell me

your name.

Unknown:

Haha gotcha!

That's not my name.

But you can call me that.

Me:

😕😕

Save Unknown as Park Seok Joon?

Yes / No

Park Seok Joon

What's your name?

Me:

You expect me to tell you?

Park Seok Joon:

Nah!

I know that already, Kaylie. 🤣🤣

Me:

😑😑

Park Seok Joon:

Sure, why not!

Where are you right now?

Me:

At my shop.

Park Seok Joon:

KayKay dry cleaners?

Me:

Yes😳

Park Seok Joon:

Look out of the door.

Me:

Hm?

Park Seok Joon:

No in other direction!

Me:

Where the fuck are you?

Park Seok Joon:

I am at home.

Just imagining how you

would be looking looking

here and there aimlessly

🤣🤣

Me:

Park Seok Joon:

It is so fun to talk to

you.🤣🤣

Me:

Park Seok Joon:

Hehe😝

I really wanted to talk

more but I need to go

Me:

Byeee👋

Park Seok Joon:

Bye.