Friday, 2:00 PM

*Notification : Shyboy sent $1500*

Me:

What the fuck is this?

Shyboy:

What?

Me:

Why did you sent me

money?

Shyboy:

As a friend, it was my

duty to help you.

Me:

I say it once and clear..

YOU HAVE NO

OBLIGATION TOWARDS

ME!!

Shyboy:

Why are you freaking out?

I just helped you.

Me:

I don't want any pity or

'help'

Shyboy:

You are over reacting.

It's just a small amount..

Me:

You must be very rich

but that doesn't mean

that you can be

insensitive!?

Shyboy:

Insensitive?

I don't know where are you

taking this!

Just take it as a loan..

Me:

I told you my problems

not for you to sympathize, nor

was I asking your help!

I was just discussing with you..

Shyboy :

Why are you being so

touchy about this little

thing?

You were sick and I just helped

you.. Like Patrick..

Me:

Fuck it.

I am sending it back.

Shyboy:

If you send it back to me,

I'll block you.

Me:

Just do it then, I won't be taking

anyone's pity.

Shyboy:

Are you not my friend?

Me:

Listen.. I CAN SUPPORT

MYSELF!

I don't want to rely someone

for my needs.

Shyboy:

So you can ask Patrick for

money and not me?

Me:

That's a different case..

I never even accepted any

gifts from Ryan and you

expect me to take your

money!

Look, I know you had good

intentions and hence I am

telling you calmly, I can't

take your money.

Send $1500 to Shyboy?

Yes / No

Shyboy:

I don't know, if you send me

the money back, I'll be

blocking you.

Me:

Is this some kind of

attitude?

Shyboy:

You can say.

Me:

Then just live with your

so called 'attitude'

Send $1500 to Shyboy?

Yes / No

Listen, all I needed was mental

support.

Not your money.

Hey.

Wow, you really blocked me!

I wasn't expecting this.

Huh! Why am I even texting?

Saturday, 9:00 P. M.

Patrick the star fish:

Hey, I am about reach

home.

Me:

Okay.

Patrick the star fish:

What? Really?

No curses

Me:

What the fuck do you

want?

Patrick the star fish:

Huff!

I thought my witch was replaced

by a fairy

Me:

You should have been

happy then.

Patrick the star fish:

Hehe true😝

Me:

I am on my job, the keys

are kept below the

doormat.

Patrick the star fish:

How irresponsible!!

What if we have an intruder?

Me:

We have nothing for him.

Patrick the star fish:

How are you so correct

today😳

Me:

Yeah whatever.

Patrick the star fish:

What happened?

Me:

Nothing

Patrick the star fish:

You know you can't lie

to me.

Me:

Like you're some wizard of Oz?

Stop over estimating yourself.

Patrick the star fish:

Are you saying the truth? 🤔

Me:

Fuck off bitch!

I am busy.

Stop pestering me.

Patrick the star fish:

Better now.

Me:

Looks like you are inclined to

hearing curses, huh?

Patrick the star fish:

Yaaa.. I am older than you.

Me:

Yes, I know, so, what should

I do?

Patrick the star fish:

☹️

Me:

Get lost with your

SpongeBob, Patrick!

Don't disturb me.

Patrick the star fish:

Okay, bye bitch.