I sighed.

Then I pulled a face when I remember that certain dog again. Hmp. I hope he trips somewhere. I hope the male lead becomes impotent!

The main characters must be enjoying their happy ending now. 'Ahg. So frustrating.'

Hitting my chest to relieved the suffocating feeling, I thought: 'Forget it. Ah, whatever.'

Since I came back, I don't dare read web novels anymore. I was traumatized. Scared sh*t that I might transmigrate again.

These months, I've been so busy. But I'm still worried about Jin'er and the people from the Prime Minister House and I really want to double check the ending of the novel.

The night came.

Liu Mei stood on her door as she stared at me like I'm such an eyesore. Unfortunately, I'm living now in the same house with her.

Traumatized by transmigration, I changed job, changed apartment, changed my bed and I stopped reading web novels.

Better safe than sorry ah.

"Hurry. Read it."

"Dude, why me? Why are you reading this kind of trash?"

Although that novel made me suffer for five years, it didn't deserve such..'That motherf**ker! Son of a *beep!*beep! Stup*beep*beep*beep** f*cking cliche dog blood gongtingju (*palace drama)!'

I fake smiled to my beloved sister. "Ey. Stop defaming my precious novel okay."

"Can you just read it for me and pretend that I'm blind?" I can't read it myself. Like I said, I'm afraid I might transmigrate again.

"What? So dumb. No wonder everyone thinks you're adopted."

I gritted my teeth. I never won an argument with her ever. 'You meanie! Such evil sister.'

"Tsk. Which chapter? Hurry dude. I'm busy. Time is money."

"From.. the beginning?"

"What?! Are you nuts?! Dude, do you think I have time for this garbage?!"

Since we were children, Liu Mei and I argues a lot. Everyday, we fight and fight even the smallest things. Eventually Mom got used to it, I remember she would find a seat then sighed in a corner.

I swear I will never forgive her for dating my first crush. Traitor!

"Why are you shouting?! Fine. Just the last chapter."

"The last paragraph."

My thin and mostly just drawn eyebrows shot up. "What? Last chapter."

"Last paragraph. Take it or leave it. Choose."

I'm feeling a murderous intent inside of me right now. This rude girl! "Fine. Read it."

"I will read it to you now."

"Here: Despite his accomplishments, Emperor Li Han was widely known for his ruthless ways. He was remembered as the 'Bloody Monarch' of the Li Empire. Nine familial exterminations were often ordered by the emperor. He wasn't a patient man, if people offended him in any way, severe measures were taken in cold blood."

"Wait. The male lead as a tyrant? Does that even make sense? He's supposed to be the greatest emperor of Li Empire, loved by his people."

"There was also a rumor that the emperor was impotent and his harem remained empty throughout his reign. The end."

I blinked. 'The end? That's it?"

"Yes. That's it." Liu Mei put back my phone to my hand.

"Can you read more?" How about the Prime Minister House? How about my friends?

"I'm sleepy. Goodnight." Liu Mei stepped inside of her room and directly slammed the door to my face.

"Liu Mei!"

'This girl ah.. so rude!'

I glanced at my hand. 'Are you.. kidding me?' My lips twitched. Li Han even bit me like he wanted to swallow me whole alright.

How can he be.. The male lead.. impotent?

'Huh. Fake news!'

When I recalled how the male lead slipped to my bed chamber after he came back from war and assaulted me mercilessly like a dog in heat, (peh!) I cannot help but cursed.

Li Han liked sleeping on my lap and stomach. Every time he visited me in the Yongshou Palace, I never let my guard down, never gave him a chance to attack ever!

I wiped my invisible sweat, (huhu!) I've been wronged too much. My tofu suffered so much at the hands of that dog prince! These feelings were much worse than being forced to do overtime by your boss at work.

'Peh! What impotent?!'

I must see Chang Jiangke tomorrow and let him read the novel for me. So sad I don't have a lot of friends.

Tsk. I'm kinda pissed. I'm going to leave a bad review to that bloody author. 'Hope that psychopath will choke to death!'

I put down my phone on the bedside table near the lamp. Turning off the lights, I slid back under the covers and closed my eyes to sleep.

'It's a good day tomorrow.' That's what I thought. But the next day, who would've thought that I'd wake up in a familiar ancient scene again?

'What-the-h3ck!'

Confusion flooded my mind, drowning me in fear, doubts and questions. I didn't want to get out of the blanket. Damn scared. I spent the next few minutes on the bed, my eyes surveying the large room.

'Mommy, what's happening?'

Another déjà vu! The familiar room, the bed, the covers, the vases.. 'Mother of Pearls!' This must be a dream. I won't accept this. I refused, hence I pinched myself.

'No! A big no.'

Feeling the intense pain in my arm, my eyes turned bloodshot. 'My luckless life! Heaven ah, why are you doing this to me?!'

"My lady, what's wrong?"

"Jin'er?" My eyes widened.

My lower lip quivered. Tears threatened to spill out of my eyes. "Jin'er!" I raised from the bed and speedily ran to hug her.

"Wahhhh! Jin'er!"

"M-my lady?"

My sobbed halted when I seem to have overlooked something– one important fact. I pulled back and held her shoulder.

I scanned Jin'er's younger luminous face then pointed at her mouth in shock. "Wait, you can speak! You.. still have your tongue."

"M-my lady, are you alright? You're scaring this servant."

Jin'er had a very nervous expression on her face. She looked at me for a split of second and instantly looked at her left. "Mingle! Call the physician. Hurry!"

"Mingle?"

'Xiao Mingle?'

Not far from us, there was another little girl with big bouncy boobs (which I really envious of) who's holding a basin on her hands. The familiar dwarf-like ears of that girl also caught my eyes.

I was in dazed.

'I'm really back?'

Suddenly, my feet slipped on the fabric of my long nightgown and I fell hard to the floor on my lower back.

"My lady!"

"Mother of– my BACKKKK!" It was the scream of a soul dying.