《PERFECT SECRET LOVE: THE BAD NEW WIFE IS A LITTLE SWEET (Part One)》Chapter 124: My boyfriend's skills
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Author: Jiong Jiong You Yao, 囧囧有妖
Source: Qidian International
Translator: eunimon_
Editor: Caron_
"Uh... do we have to?" Jiang Yan Ran hesitated.
Although she had complete trust in Ye Wanwan, this was really...
Ye Wanwan shot her a look and handed a mirror over, "Do you want to look like an abandoned wife in front of everybody in school and get laughed at?"
"Of course not, but can you really do it?"
Ye Wanwan rubbed her chin, "If I mess up, I'll shave my head bald to accompany you. Speaking of which, I've never tried going bald before!"
Seeing Ye Wanwan's expression, it seemed like she looked forward to trying that look...
Jiang Yan Ran was speechless and the corners of Jiang Yan Ran's mouth twitched, "No thanks..."
Ye Wanwan placed an arm over her shoulder and started speaking with confidence, "Stop looking like the five heroes on Lang Ya mountain preparing to be martyred [1], alright?! I have very good taste! Let's take you as an example. You're not suited for that innocent and pure white lotus look. Just look at your chest, could you ever look innocent? Do you still want to copy Shen Meng Qi and go with that innocent style?! You need to know your own body better, okay?"
Jiang Yan Ran suddenly covered her chest and blushed, "Ye Wanwan! You... Pervert..."
"I'm speaking the truth, okay!" Ye Wanwan glanced several times, drooling, "Trust me, you're more suited for the enchanting and alluring, radiating and domineering queen look! Firstly, you'll need to change your boring straight black hair. You have thin hair so this hairstyle looks like you have seaweed glued to your hair. Do you know how ugly it is? Anyway, you just have to listen to me once you get to the hairdresser's tomorrow!"
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Jiang Yan Ran thought about it. If her hair was ruined, she could just wear a hat, so she agreed, "As long as you don't make me dye my hair green, I'm fine with it. Do as you wish!"
"Are you sure? Even if I want you to cut your hair short?" Ye Wanwan asked.
Jiang Yan Ran laughed, "I don't even want that man anymore, why would I be sad over this hair that I kept for him?"
Ye Wanwan nodded, pleased, "Not bad, not bad! You're worthy of being my student!"
...
One night went by.
Jiang Yan Ran didn't return to her dorm. Instead, she slept over at Ye Wanwan's place.
When Ye Wanwan woke up the next morning, she didn't wake Yan Ran up. Instead, she washed up quietly and left for class.
As they went to bed late last night, Ye Wanwan was very sleepy. Once she reached class, she laid on the desk to catch up on her sleep.
On the contrary, the Si Xia who was usually asleep looked very energetic. He even arrived earlier than her today.
Seeing Ye Wanwan arrive, the teenager's eyes seemed to light up and he handed her a small slice of exquisitely decorated cake which looked like a piece of art, "Wanwan, have you had your breakfast? This almond cake is delicious; do you want to try it?"
It was the gentle voice of the hunk of many girls' dreams, but to Ye Wanwan, it felt more like the voice of a life-seizing devil, "I don't like almonds."
Upon hearing that Ye Wanwan didn't like almonds, Si Xia's face stiffened for a fleeting moment, "What do you like, then?"
Ye Wanwan was on the verge of collapsing as she answered dryly, "There's too many to say."
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I'm begging you, man! Don't talk to me anymore! Do you know how many people are staring at me right now?
Seeing that Ye Wanwan was in a bad mood, Si Xia frowned, "Wanwan, you didn't sleep well last night?"
Ye Wanwan took a deep breath. This can't go on. Looks like I need to use my ultimate move ...
Thus, Ye Wanwan kept her head down and continued to lie on the table as she blurted out, "Yeah, I didn't sleep well because my boyfriend's too skilled."
Next to her...
There was a gust of cold wind and a dead stillness. A complete silence...
Translator's Thoughts
eunimon_ eunimon_
[1]: This is a true story about 5 men who fought selflessly against the Japanese troops during World War. In order to protect the people, they lured the enemies to Lang Ya mountain and attacked them. When the 5 of them were out of bullets, they sacrificed their lives and jumped off the cliff.
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