you know I gotta do it to 'em

*inhale*

THIS IS MY NSFW ALPHABET FOR BAN AND NO I DON'T TAKE CRITICISM

We all know Ban is gonna pass out after doin' the do. If he does anything other than sleep, he'll probably tease you, get into a cuddle session, then fall asleep.

Stomach and lower back. He gets very kissy when he gets down there.

T u m m y

HE 👏 LOVES 👏 BEING 👏 THE 👏 BOTTOM

Not much. He was a hoe for w while before he met Elaine, then he went all limp, but he catches on really quickly and knows exactly how to get you going.

C o w g i r l

He liked to tease and make snarky comments. Not necessarily goofy but definitely not serious.

His annoyingly adorable fangs or his hair. Don't @ me.

He hates it, but he can be really cute and lovey-dovey and romantic without trying.

He loves being teased by you, so just imagining you talking dirty to him is enough to get him going.

😏😏😏

Biting 👏 and 👏 praise

He liked teasing and touching in public, because watching you try to recover is really cute, but he prefers doing it in private. Somewhere confined is always nice, though, like a broom or storage closet.

Dirty talk.

You know it, I know it.

Hurt you. He was abused and he would never want to inflict that on anyone- especially you.

He's giving it, and he's relishing it.

Slow in the beginning, but then he gets into it.

He likes the feedback and banter- quickies aren't his style.

He likes trying new things, but, let's be honest. He's an old fashioned man in sex style.

Damn this boy can fuck. But when he's out, he's out.

Nah, he likes the be the thing that makes you squirm. ( w h e e z e I'm going to hell)

Bitch that's all he does sometimes.

His masculinity is too fragile for him to be any louder than small grunts.

Ban is a bottom. There is literally no doubt. He has top energy, but when you get in bet he's a total sub.

YOU KNOW ITS TRUE DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT.

Long and a lil girthy- always nice when he goes all the way in.

It's not as bad as a lot of people assume at first. He's not super sex-driven. Usually it's you who wants it, and he's always happy to deliver.

Literally he cums and he's out. Sometimes he lasts a couple minutes after, but he's a sleepy boi.

All of these are true and you know it.