CHAPTER 3

The attack of the Goblins!

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There were a bunch of goblins attacking a chariot. A rather nice chariot.

By now I had gotten used to killing these guys.

Using the [goblin bat] I just hit them on the head, which was a critical hit it seemed.

Then I kicked their balls. An extremely useful combo if I say so myself.

I named these combos, ‘ultimate combos’.

They’re like combos that are highly effective against different enemies. It was only until I had killed 20 goblins I accidentally figured it out. You’re probably wondering, where all the loot from the goblin has gone?

It’s turned into mana, mana somehow accumulates from the number of goblins you kill. Thus when I kept on killing these bastards I got enough mana, and from the scrolls, I gained I learned 1 new spell.

[Blind]

It’s quite an op one, in my opinion. If you use it on a beast it is blinded for 5 seconds, enough to go away or launch a groin strike or a crit hit.

If you use it ‘x’ numbers of times consecutively and successfully you can upgrade the spell.

Anyhow, this carriage seems nice, if I sell it will I get some money.actually a lot of money from inspecting the carriage, it has intricate designs, golden seats.

“Giorgoraya!”

“Giogorayagasu”

The goblins uttered some undesirable language, but somehow from spending a lot of time with these bastards I somehow picked up a little.

It seemed it was really valuable looking for the tone and expression

I will check it out, I sneak behind the bushes and creep to the goblins. BAM! I hit them on the back of there head than kick they’re groin.

“gaga!gioraua!!!!!!!!”

The bigger one or the evolved version, the goblite, tries to attack me. I use [blind]

Here’s bewildered, while in this state of confusion, I hit him in the ballsacks.

It’s a dirty move but why would you want to use so-called clean moves against these bastards?

Another pierces my back with a hammer, I quickly hit him in the use my [bat technique]

I jump into the air and deliver an overhand strike onto his head.

He falls to the ground.

That’s what you get you son of a bitch.

I look into the carriage, I saw dying an old man and a teenager crying in fear.