On an island where helicopters and soldiers carrying Aks surrounded the area; James, King, and Psy were currently on a mission because an accident occurred where their friend Simen was murdered. The last thing they saw inside Simen’s mind was him watching ‘Shoujo Ramune’ before there was a sudden flash of white. Using a high tech computer, they watched his memory in full and came to the conclusion that his death was connected to the Onee-san faction’s new weapon, the MilfMaker 2000. This weapon will turn lolis into sexy Onee-sans, but if it’s used against a boy, they’ll die. James, King, and Psy are the best secret agents (delusion) trying to uncover the truth about their friend’s death.

“So, any last question with the plan?” James said, while pushing up his glasses with his forefinger.

“Yes Yes Yes Me! What's the plan?” King said while raising his hands before Psy shook his head and facepalmed.

“You idiot! I told you, didnt I? Psy will be the bait while we infiltrate and take the MilfMaker 2000. Understand?”

“Gomen, I still don’t understand. Mind repeating it again?”

“King, just follow James. Anyway, let's start the plan.”

Psy then jumped out of the bushes and ran towards the guards at the front gate before karate chopping them in the neck. He then made an ok sign with hand, informing James and King that the coast was clear, while alerting the guards watching on the cctv. A missile then suddenly comes out of the wall that Psycho tries to dodge, but his efforts are in vain as he’s hit. While watching this scene, James and King climb the fence into the building and start silently walking down the hall before they see a sign labeled ‘Clinic’.

“Hey King, it says ‘Clinic’. I'm sure the people in there are doing lewd things just like in hentais.”

“Ohhh!” As they get closer, they could then hear a sound coming from the room.

“Hey! Hey! Hey! Narrator, do better at your job because it's not “a sound”, its The sound. We hit the jackpot here!”

James said, while drooling. Wait…..How…..? Both of them took a peek inside and saw fully armed soldiers that were equipped with machine guns watching, with perverted faces, the loli drago….

“You bastards, don't lewd the loli dragon!”

This bastard.….. cough. Before I could finish my line, King opened the door.

“It’s none of your business!” the soldiers said in harmony.

“Hey, isn't this supposed to be the Onee-san faction? I think we might be in the wrong building….” James said, while pushing up his glasses with his forefinger.

“Anyways, who the fuck are you people!?”

A soldier said while still “admiring” the loli dragon After hearing this, the both of them had cold sweat running down their back.

“Uhhh...We are….. we’re the…. ummmm …...Yes! We’re the….”

Ha, serves you right for interrupting my lin….cough

Before King could finish his sentence, one of the soldiers shot him and barely missed his face.

“Wait a minute! How about we make a deal?”

“Deal? Ho~ so, what are you guys going to give us?” The soldier that was still fapping said. “I'm going to give you “The Collection” in 4k.”

Hearing those words, the soldiers looked at each other before nodding. James and King then left the place while King stared at James. “Why do you have those?” The only thing James could do was push up his glasses with his forefinger and shiver.

***

“HaHaHa! Aren't you guys super weak!?” Psy said, while bombs exploded behind him.

He then beat the soldier that continuously shot bullets at him until he saw a bald man walking out of the building with a strong energy oozing out of his body. Suddenly, a power level scanner popped out from his left eye, then Psy mumbled the number on the screen after scanning the bald man.

“It's over 9000!” He said, while crushing the scanner in his left hand.

“Don't tell me….You’re Saitama!?”

“Who the fuckk are you calling bald!?”

“No No No. I said Saitama, didn't I?”

“That's the same thing!”

“No No No. Even though Saitama’s bald, he’s still awesome.”

“Didn’t you just admit that you called me bald!? I'll kill you! I'll definitely kill you!”

After speaking, the bald man suddenly disappeared before re-appearing behind Psycho.

The bald man then….

“Stop calling me bald!”

…...What do you want me to call you then?

“Call me a super saiyan.”

The bald man said, lifting his arms and giving a thumbs up with a shining smile.

“Like I said…. stop calling me bald!”

I can't do that. If I do, this will become a 9 volume story. Hmmm, then let's give you a name. Most of you don’t have the the awesome hair that they have. How about I call you Hage?

“Hage, huh?….Ok, that sounds pretty cool.”

Bal….Hage said with a brimming smile. Bal….Hage kicked Psy in the back, making him fly towards the forest and crash into trees along the way.

“Urgggh….. Seems like you’re rather strong Hage. I’m going to have to get serious and use my secret technique!”

“Hahahaha, you will never defeat me!”

Psycho crouched down,

“Kaaaaaaaaameeeeee”

“Wait…. is that what I think it is….?” Cold sweat started running down his forehead as Psycho continued.

“haaaaaaameeeeeee!”

“Wait a minute! This isn’t fair Narrator!”

“haaaaaa!”

Hage was then blasted away and was now lying on the ground while unconscious and burned alive.

***

James and King then made it to the room where the MilfMaker 2000 was stored. The room consist of C shaped control panels with big monitors in front and a big cylinder where a small cylinder floats in the middle of it.

“Damn, thats some crazy security right there…..King, keep watch while I hack the system."

James started typing at a crazy fast pace, then he saw King behind him massaging his chin in thought before what seemed like a light bulb suddenly appeared above his head. He then walked out of the room before coming back with a baseball bat and swinging in front of the cylinder to calculate how it’ll break. He decided that it wasn’t strong enough, so he walked out of the room again, but when he returned, he brought a rocket launcher with him this time. He then smiled evilly as he fired the rocket launcher at the cylinder. Boom!

“What the….” James turned around to the noise and saw a broken cylinder with water flowing from it.

“What the fuck have you done?”

“I’m bored.” King said, while shrugging. James face palmed, then he reluctantly picked up the smaller cylinder and read the label on it.

“LoliDragonMaker 2000.”

James then ran out of the building and looked at their logo that read ‘Loli Faction’.

“Sup James, you Done?" Psy said, holding an unconscious soldier by the neck. James paid no attention. He then ran over to King and grabbed his neck before lifting him and shaking him.

“You idiot! I said we were going to the Onee-san! Why the hell did you highlight this part of the map!?”

“Ohhh, I thought….”

“Whatever, I'm an idiot for trusting you.”

James then released his grip on King’s neck before he took out a map and highlighted the real Onee-san faction. When they finally arrived, they saw a chicken coop instead of a building, and upon further investigation, the MilfMaker 2000 was buried with the chicken feed. They then discovered that after the loli dragon appeared, the Onee-san faction was disbanded.

“Ohhh damn...Shoujo ramune is such good shit that I thought my heart stopped from cum-….Wait….where am I!?”

This is where Simen was buried.