《Beast Games》Episode 14: War
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Author's notes:
War was written with KGY121, Bethany_Clark, SyrusCoy, SaviorFoxOwlis, and Sweet-Gem. All in an RP style way.
Richard Biggs: This match is a full on five versus five war. Here are the rules.
-Both team has a captain, Swillow and MEW3,
-and if either captain is pinned, they are out. Their whole team is out.
-Each member of a team can be pinned, but while they will be out of the war, the rest of the team will continue to fight.
-This fight can happen anywhere in the land of the beasts, and is happening in the stadium."
"UNTIL THE BITTER END!" Swillow's old theme blared at her pack came out.
Arson the bobcat walks onto the scene with his head held high. A smirk was on his face, since he was sure he had a shot of winning for the team. There was no room for disappointment, so he was determined to do his best. "There's no telling what's in store from the other opponents. But I can't let my guard down." He thought to himself. Not only did he want to win to make his new master Swillow proud, but prevent himself from suffering any humiliating punishments she might conjure up.
Harper walked in and stomped her foot. "Good, I'm itching for another fight." She eyed the people in the room. "I wonder who will be on my team? I'll keep them close and shatter any opponent's bones if they get too close." Harper inhaled and began to calm her racing heart.
"Gotta protect Swillow most of all. Can't be pinned." With that, she walked forward in silence.
Dark amber smoke blurted out as Swillow came out with Jesus aside from her. Swillow was six feet tall and towered aside from Jesus.
Arson looked over to Swillow. He was certain that she was very strong, even though he's never really seen her fight up close before. He's been too busy doing tasks that she'd assign him whenever she'd be in a match. Whether it was ridiculous or not. He looked down to the floor and took a deep breath to stay relaxed. His focus was brought right back on what was in front of him.
"Kon'nichiwa!!~" Inari said, nearly screaming, as she suddenly appeared from nowhere. Noticing Arson, she winked at him, but then she dashed over to Harper and snuggled under her chin. She then turned her attention to Swillow, who she had only briefly met before. Now that she was standing in front of her, the size difference was impressive. "Nice to see you again Swillow... or should I call you, Queen Chonky Butt?!" Inari then shook her butt at her before prancing away.
Swillow said, "I don't know why... But I have a feeling I should bite her after this match."
"I AM THE ONE!" The theme of SOS played as they came out underneath an opposite arch. MEW3 came out, with Leroy and Clone Swillow. But wait, where was Berand?
A jingle started clashing with the SOS theme, as an ice cream truck jumped over the arch, flying toward Jesus. The bear inside grinned maniacally as he let go of the steering wheel and opened the driver's door.
Jesus stared up at Berand. Distraction taken advantage of. MEW3 ran towards Jesus, but Jesus gave him a back elbow to knock him away. The bell rang.
Harper released a bellowing WHOOP and stood over Inari. She stiffened her shoulders and began to drool. "If anyone touches you, they will feel my wrath as I shatter their bones."
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"AWW~" Inari squeaked, enjoying the attention. She also had the same idea, but was going to see how others were doing before making her first move. A thought came to her head, and she blurred it out; "WAIT!! You didn't tell me the rules of the game yet!!"
At seeing Harper near Inari, Arson felt the need to show he should be the one to be her protector. In addition to Swillow of course. But at least Inari had a way of making him feel more comfortable. He came over to Inari's side to say, "Hey, if anyone's going to protect her...it's going to be me!"
"YAY TEAM~" Inari cheered, and gave Arson a quick kiss.
Not paying attention, Inari then started to become bubbly with Harper; "This is Arson! My new boyfriend I mentioned! Remember?"
Arson blushed deeply at being called Inari's boyfriend, and had a goofy grin on his face "I wouldn't go as far as boyfriend...but I guess I could take it."
Harper nodded. "Inari told me about you. It's a pleasure kitten. Now, let's go and keep our eyes on the battlefield.
"What the-!?" Jesus said as he looked. "Are you all facing off over Inari or something?" A flaring mass ran past Jesus and went after the Clone Swillow. MEW3 stood up to face Jesus, but Jesus got him in a headlock, and dug his fingers in MEW3's pants. MEW3's eyes widened until there was a snap. MEW3 dropped to the ground from the atomic turbo wedgie and frothed at the mouth.
Leroy!? the velociraptor ran at the team, but Jesus gave him the mandible claw. With the underwear. Leroy's eyes rolled into the back of his head. MEW3 axehandled the back of Jesus to get him to release. So Jesus focused his attention on MEW3 with a punch to the jaw. Swillow kept up the pace with the clone up in the rafters.
Swillow fought with clone Swillow. They got up into a hallway out into concessions. "Who the hell are you!?" Swillow demanded as the clone ran. Swillow stopped, and had some popcorn.
A huge roar came as the entrance exploded. A t-rex came in. Rexcelsis. He charged a laser at the team of three, and prepared to incinerate all of them.
Inari's tails quickly wrapped around Harper and Arson. She then Dash around the stadium with her friends in tow.
Harper grinned. She loved how the wind rushed against her face. She felt so alive.
Harper's eyes dilated with the blood lust of battle.
The dinosaur roared, but he jumped up, and prepared to stomp down on Inari's three.
Jesus' beating of MEW3 and Leroy ended when he got clotheslined by an oversized teddy bear. Berand roared in his face. Rexcelsis ran at Inari, and swung his tail at her. It seemed he needed retribution since Inari won his belt.
Inari released Harper on one side of the stadium, and Arson on the other, while continuing to Dash around to confuse the T-Rex.
Harper bolted forward and sliced the back of Rec'x heels with her fangs. Blood splattered everywhere.
Arson went straight towards the big dino, after deciding to change routes. He was going to help protect Swillow, but felt that she could handle her own for now. He wanted to show that he could be the better protector of Inari, so he climbed up to the dino's face to poke him in the eyes with his paws.
Rexcelsis roared from the slice to his heels. But as Arson came up, he grabbed Arson with his claws. Then roared in his face about to eat him. A flare came down from the stands. Swillow. She was back and coming at the world boss.
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Inari raised her paw announcing her own personal aphorism; "Being big is awesome, but that just makes you a bigger target!"
Harper screamed out and tackled Rex from behind, right on the heels, hoping to stagger him.
"Bigger target for my fangs, that's for sure. And she bit down deep into his reptilian skin.
Swillow came in and bit Rexcelsis on the toes, and drained the life force out of him. The big dinosaur swayed, and toppled. In five seconds, they sucked his soul out. But Rexcelsis threw Arson overhead, meaning he'd land anywhere.
Harper eyed Arson. "You better land on your feet kitten!" And with that, she went and helped pin Rex.
"Everyone, pin, now!" Swillow said.
Inari Dashed over to make sure Arson had a fluffy landing, right on her tails.
Harper sighed with relief. "Hurry! Both of you over here now!" Harper demanded.
Jesus tried to stand up, and went for a spear at Berand, but got grabbed in a diamondcutter from Leroy. Bam, flat on his face. MEW3 went into for a flip and landed on Jesus.
Then all took turns to stomp him out. Before Berand got him on a table. They set up a ladder as well.
With Arson, Inari quickly Dashed back towards the T-Rex, and launched Arson right at him.
Arson screamed had screamed when he flew through the air. How more humiliating could this get? Was what he wanted to ask himself. He had to do something, so he charged up again, and headed back in a blur. Of course, before he did this he gave Inari a "thank you" kiss on her muzzle. "There's no way I'm going to fail this time!" He thought with passion as he went for the pin.
Harper jumped onto Rex's head and anchored her fangs over his life vein. "Don't move, unless you want to bleed out." She snarled.
Swillow and Harper and Arson got the pin on Rex. "ONE! TWO! THREE!" Richard Short said. Rexcelsis had been eliminated.
MEW3 looked over at the top of the ladder. Enough time for Jesus to slip from over it. "Good thing I'm indestructable," Jesus muttered. Then he hopped a fence.
"YAY TEAM!" Inari called out, before beginning to groom herself. Can't let her fur looking out of place.
Berand and Leroy!? realized Jesus was running off.
MEW3 said, "Okay, how about I hide, and you two take on those guys?" He held two thumbs up. "Good? Good." He bitched out. Berand and Leroy shrugged as they went up to the others.
Swillow said, "Arson, you come. We're taking out that fake once and for all. Inari, Harper, finish those other two."
Arson was at first hesitant, looking from Swillow to Inari. It sucked that he had to be separated from her...but he had a job to do. He turned to Swillow to nod. "Yes my queen."
Swillow ran up the bleachers. She sniffed the air. "Smells like we're going to have to leave the stadium." They came out and found the source of the smell was coming from an old abandoned cafe. "That's new...?" Swillow said.
Leroy ran at Inari. She had cost him his opportunity. He would pin Inari. He just had to get her. He threw his tail out at her chest.
Inari got annoyed. Another slight from the Chonky Butt. Another debt to be paid. But she was content to hang out with Harper. Inari wasn't paying attention, and got hit. She got knocked down, but wasn't very bothered by it.
Leroy growled at Inari barely paid attention. He went for a series of lashes to her.
"Hey Leroy!!" she bounced back to her feet and hopped back. "Guess what?~" she grinned. "FIRE!!"
Leroy said, "That's not even my real name! Why do all of you call me that!? Wait, fire?"
Inari opened her mouth, and Leroy took the flames right at his face.
Leroy gasped and got burned. "HOT! HOT! HOT!" He ran off and over the barricades as Inari pranced following Leroy, and shot fireballs for Leroy.
Leroy invented a new type of dance. It was called the "Oh god don't burn me please!" as he dodged the attempts on his life.
Berand swung at Harper. Harper feinted and bite down onto Berand's arm, shattering it. Berand roared at Harper, then his eyes glowed the color of hell. He forced Harper over his shoulder. Berand ran with Harper in tow, with only the one arm, and powerslammed her through the table meant for Jesus.
She rose, and spit some blood. "Say goodbye to your other arm." With that she launched herself at him, on his armless side.
Berand punched her in the snout at she went for the other arm, then threw her over the ice cream truck hood. He crawled over, put the car in gear, and began driving.
The rumbling of the machine woke her. She crouched and sprung, wrapping her limbs around Berand's face. She bite him on the face. Revenge.
He roared, and maneuvered the vehicle with his feet. He kept hitting Harper as he went in the direction Jesus had gone.
Harper endured the assault. She slashed his eyes and jumped out of the ice cream truck.
It was going as quick as it could. That meant Harper better tuck and roll. Because Berand turned the car around and went straight at her. Gonna hit her with a truck.
"It's not gonna be that easy!" she rasped at Berand.
Berand said, "Dammit."
"I know right," Jesus said from behind. Berand's eyes widened.
Harper tucked and rolled against the ground. She crouched, and readied her muscles. Every fiber of her being was on fire. She saw the truck and smirked. She dodged, just as the truck was going to hit her.
"I know Leroy, we never really talked, so let me tell you a little bit of myself..." Inari began to take a darker tone.
Leroy got up into the concessions stand.
"Would you like these nachos?" Richard Medium asked.
"What, no?"
"Well the crazy lady who ordered these ain't eating them..."
Leroy said, "Okay, fine." He grabbed them and threw the hot nachos at Inari's face.
Inari ignored the nachos landing on her face. "I have always been seen as a God of Fortune, first and foremost as my time as an Okami. And I feel like decreeing, you will receive no more Luck."
Inari was done with this fight. She grabbed the lizard by the neck with her tail, and began to choke him.
Her other tails soon wrapped around him.
Leroy looked for more concessions. His lips turned blue. Soda... He found tabs of the stuff needed. And he put it in the soda bottle. Even Rexcelsis would go flying as Leroy launched the liquid at Inari. Of course, he went flying back himself. Leroy blasted himself out the window. "Well at least I didn't die from that. Wait." He fell from the stadium's top, into a building which had the wood break as he fell.
Harper gasped and caught Inari's fall. Harper stood and helped Inari up. "You okay?" She asked.
"I hate clowns." Inari said coldly. "I will kill him when I next see him."
"Clowns are just creepy," Harper agreed. "Just let me know if you need help."
Arson and Swillow went into the diner of Fake Swillow.
Arson was on alert, but wondered if Swillow planned on giving him orders. He was silent at first, in case any oncoming opponents were trying to creep up on them. His ears turned to try to pick up sound. He turned to Swillow to ask in a whisper, "So what's the plan?"
Swillow told Arson, "Just follow my lead."
She entered the cafe. Saw the clone. And ran right at her and butted into her. The clone shattered, revealing... A penguin? Michelle the magician penguin.
Arson stopped six feet behind Swillow. He was a little confused at seeing whom they were facing. He tilted his head. "Um...this is unexpected."
Michelle rose up, before Swillow slapped her across the face. "This was you all along!? You burned down my house, stole my identity, and banned coffee from the kingdom!?"
Michelle said, "I can explain, Swillow." She took a breath. "I hate you, and your rule. But let's get rid of the third wheel." Michelle cast a spell that made Arson disappear. Or, made Swillow disappear to Arson's vision. Swillow saw Arson as Michelle. And Arson saw Swillow as Michelle. So Swillow slapped Arson across the face.
Arson wondered where Swillow was, then decided to try to calm down and focus. He tried sniffing the wolf out, but got slapped by the penguin.
Swillow stood at the counter, with Michelle over the counter, strapped down. Michelle was clever in illusions. It seemed like no one could see the real her. Meanwhile Arson appeared as Michelle, not that he could speak. All his sounds turned mute. Arson could see the others as Michelles as well. Michelle: Invisible. Arson looks like Michelle to everyone. Everyone looks like Michelle to Arson. Swillow said, "This is what you get!" And smacked Arson's bottom. "All of you, Inari, Harper, join in, now."
Arson gave a yelp, then turned to one of the penguin clones. His face was full of surprise with a dash of anger. "You fool! What the heck are you doing?"
Harper approached, cautious. "Swillow, is this Michelle?" She could sense Swillow's rage.
Swillow said, "Yes! She burned down the palace."
Inari was silent. She did not move and she was not happy. With anyone. Aside from Harper and Arson that is.
She knew what was going on, and she could not figure out who she was angrier at. Swillow, or Michelle.
Harper stiffened. something didn't seem right. Her gut told her so. She eyed Inari.
"You are not fit to wear that Crown, Chonky Butt." Inari declared.
Meanwhile, Swillow stared at Inari, not sure what her problem was. "Sorry, lady. You befriended a law breaker, and now I'm going to break her. Join in, or don't."
"A meat head like you needs to serve, not rule." Inari's stare became intense.
Harper began to back away, and finally stood so that all three could see each other.
A fire grew inside Swillow's soul... No, wait, it couldn't. Swillow had no soul. She stared at Inari. "Bow down. Before I make you."
Inari uncharacteristically, nearly cackled.
"You are quite the beast. A beast that should serve ME."
"Michelle, I am here ready to help!~" Inari smiled slyly. "Please help release Arson, and I will help with whatever scheme you have going on."
Harper tilted her head. Was there something she wasn't seeing?
Hell yeah, because Michelle rolled up Harper and got her into a pin. Since Harper couldn't see Michelle, that meant it was a surprise.
Harper gasped and tried to squirm out of Michelle's grip. "Release me!" She bellowed. Three.
"Inari's over by Swillow!" Harper gasped, and then slumped. She glared at the ground and grounded her teeth together.
Mickey broke the illusion. "Glad to hear that Inari. I'm glad you learned whose side you're on."
"Pfft, right," Swillow said. "If you haven't noticed, Arson, Harper, and Jesus all have sided with Inari. She has a coin from the GM. My assistant, my bitch."
The penguin said, "Don't try to fool her or sway her heart."
"When was the last time you two talked? When you turned into a clone? That was at the, what, second, or third episode. For literal months you haven't done a thing for Inari, and yet you act all buddy buddy. What are you trying to do, scam someone?" With a frown, Mickey sent a lightning bolt at Inari which would strap Inari down as well. Swillow and Mich were going to have a solo fight.
At this point Arson was feeling embarrassed and grumpy. He wondered if he was now the official magnet of embarrassing events. He couldn't help Inari much, didn't help Swillow much, and now he had a sore seat. Oh well. At least he was smart enough to not say, "This can't get any worse."
Inari was left confused. And then angry. Did Michelle not trust her? Did Michelle just turn on her? She was going to wait and see how this was going to play out, while eyeing Arson to make sure he was ok. She extended one of her tails and fanned Arson's butt, and the pain that he felt was gone.
One thing was for sure, Michelle's tiny magic trick was not going to keep her bound.
Swillow centered on Michelle and lurked around. Before rushing in to bite at Michelle's throat.
Berand sat in the back of the ice cream truck in ropes. "Why aren't you taking me out yet?" Jesus said as he drove, "Simple. I expect you to dine. Plus, I feel like you can tell me where that coward MEW3 is at..."
So Jesus brought Berand to a diner. "You know, I started this match as the Survivalist. A more get it done attitude. But now here I am. As the Hedon. The smart, fancy side."
Berand came along with him, well, bounced. Jesus sat at a stool at the bar and asked for a root beer.
"That's not a beer," Richard Dick said.
"Excuse me?" Jesus said. "I don't remember that being part of the discussion."
Berand sat up at the stool next to Jesus as both drank their sorrows away.
Jesus and Berand got up from the bar. "Berand, you aren't as much of a loser as I thought you were. But I guess all things have to end." Jesus hopped up onto the bar counter, and jumped onto Berand. Chest stomp. Berand rose up without a beat.
"Mother of hell," Jesus said. He ran at the bear, but Berand picked Jesus up and threw him into a table. Broke the table. Jesus coughed and kept walking, only for Berand to grab him by the shirt, and threw him out the window.
"Let's call that one to one!" Berand said, referring to the steel cage match. Berand stuffed Jesus into a trash can, and threw him into the ice cream truck, before putting a brick on the pedal. The truck drove off... Towards a lake.
Mickey gasped at Swillow's attack. She vanished instantly but then reappeared again, two Mickey's this time. One to keep Inari down, the other, grabbed Swillow and wrestled her to the ground with her bare arms.
Swillow said, "This is such a tricky little fighter." With a grunt, Swillow set a fire to the establishment, burning it down. And burning Arson's butt.
Arson's eyes perked up a bit as he smelled something burning. He looked down to see the smell was coming from his rear. He gave a "REEOW!" and ran in a circle. He then tried to put out the flame by scooting on his butt on the floor. He was thinking to himself how things just got worse.
Mickey slammed the ground against her palms. Ice shot up and encased her body like armor, protecting her from falling debris. She twisted her wrist and shot ice spikes at Swillow.
Swillow tripped over one, but rose up. "You are getting on my last nerve, bird!" Swillow ran full force at Michelle.
Micky laughed and her ice form spread and morphed into the shape of a giant wolf. She slammed her own head against Swillow's. BOOM!
Ice broke all around the ground, and Swillow had gone down. Then Swillow rose up again without looking at Michelle. A laugh came from Swillow.
Michelle stepped back.
Swillow asked, "What's the matter? Afraid of a little void wolf?" Swillow sent a flame at Inari's restraints and Arson's to break them out.
Michelle glared before making a Dire Wolf, bobcat and a fox with nine tails. Their eyes glowed an eerie blue and they exhaled frost.
"Come," the Direwolf growled.
Swillow said, "Everyone, against their double, now!" Swillow charged into the dire wolf and bit down on it throat before ripping said throat out.
The wolf laughed as she fell to the ground and dissolved into ash. The wind blew and the ashes reformed. The Dire wolf landed on her, pinning her face into the ground. "Wrong weak point."
Swillow kicked out of the pin. Swillow used flames to try and melt the dire wolf.
Mickey jumped back and formed an ice wall. It wouldn't hold for long, but it gave her enough time. She slammed her paw against the ground and ice shot up from underneath Swillow slightly impaling her. Swillow stared down at the icicle and melted it, not caring about the gaping hole in her body.
Inari did nothing. Her double came straight at her and leaped, aiming right at her throat. But Inari did nothing. As her double was about to make contact, it appeared to melt in-mid air. Inari continued to do nothing. She was eyeing at Michelle's dire wolf transformation. Waiting.
Arson didn't expect to see...himself in front of him. He blinked before tensing his muscles up. He hissed at his copy. "I'm gonna make you feel my PAAAAAIN!" He engulfed himself in a bluish purple flame of energy. He blasted towards the Arson copy, and jumped at it with claws unsheathed.
Fake Arson laughed and met Arson halfway.
They clashed, fur flying, but then... Mickey vanished.
The original Dire Wolf Mickey snarled and thrashed against all three. Ice spikes shot up here and there blindly. There was too much biting and too much pain for Mickey to summon ice armor.
Swillow said, "Inari, send out flames. We're going to burn a bird." Swillow unleashed a volley of flames.
Begrudgingly, Inari simply stated "Michelle? You are not cute anymore." And joined in with Swillow as she opened her mouth and flames were blown out.
The flames would melt the ice spears. Mickey gasped and covered her face, but it was too late. She was thrown back and hit the wall hard. She groaned and tried to raise her hand, one ice spear spiraling at her fingertips
Swillow went in for the pin on Michelle, but she flicked her wrist, sending a last ice spear into the dire.
Inari Dashed behind Michelle and enveloped her with all 9 of her tails. "I guess we'll talk later?" Inari whispered bitterly. Michelle was pinned on the floor. Swillow got the pin, but with a hole in herself.
A somewhat drunken bear smashed through the grocery store wall. "It takes a lot longer to get back without a truck."
Leroy stared at Berand. There was a Leroy shaped hole in the ceiling. "At least you're... Drunk? The fox tried to kill me. Look, I'm getting out of here."
"That truck situation will be fixed soon! I called a towing company!" said someone walking into the store. He was wet, and in a speedo. "You thought you could all send me into a lake and kill me!" Jesus said. "Me, the fabulous me, but, in your estimations, you forgot one factor. I am unkillable! And now you are facing the one, the only, the undecided, the Planner Jesus!"
"How many split personalities can someone have?" Leroy asked.
"At least three," growled Berand.
"Four!" Jesus said as he held up four fingers. "But I'm saving the Reaper for Mistah MEW3." Jesus went to a grocery cart. "Now, if you don't mind, I'm going to shop." He grabbed a can, and put on his best spectacles before reading. "Hm, hm, indeed... What do you know!? This is the finest can of whoop ass I have ever seen." He threw the can of Whoop Ass Rights Registered Mash Potatoes at Berand.
The can hit the bear directly in the face, and that made him angry. Grabbing a gallon of water off the shelf, he threw the plastic jug back at Jesus in a slow, high, easy to dodge arc.
The water gallon flew over Jesus. "That wasn't so hard-"
Then a fastball pitch of a wine bottle.
Smash. Jesus flipped over... Only to land on his feet. "You've got quite the wits about you." Blood rushed down from a cut on his forehead then. But Jesus tapped his skull three times. "Hm, what to do, what to do? Oh, right." Jesus ran at Berand. And went in for the flying spinning back elbow - or King Arthur as it were.
Berand took the hit, amd advantage of the new situation; namely that Jesus has just gotten in close proximity to a bear. Widening his stance, he closed his arms to put Jusus in a Bear Hug.
Jesus kept his arms up. Therefore, only his waist was in the constricting position. Jesus tried taking deep breaths in as he retrieved the folded up underwear of MEW3 that he had snapped off earlier in the match. Then he rubbed it against Berand's face.
This also meant Jesus had underwear in his underwear.
Disgusted by the underhanded and underclothed tactic, Berand throws Jesus through a divider and roared loudly. Rage meter building.
Jesus went through an aisle instead. The divider fell over with the shelves.
Leroy kicked Jesus while he was downed. Jesus' vision blurred as he struggled to get up.
Following up on Jesus' temporary disorientation, Berand picked up one of the other shelves, this one full of iceberg lettuce, and pushed it over onto his foe.
Jesus rolled out of the way before he got crushed by the lettuce and said, "Quite a situation. You are quite the fighter, Mistah Berand." Jesus grabbed Berand's hands in a greco-roman knuckle lock.
Thoroughly up to this challenge, Berand grips Jesus tighter and presses his bare chest against the MPD immortal. He beared his teeth at Jesus.
"Wasn't one of your arms broken?" Jesus asked as he engaged in the test of strength. "Like this one?" Jesus went for a dragonscrew on his right arm.
Berand falls over to the right. Blinded by pain, he lashes out with his left and slams into a freezer full of pizza rolls.
Jesus opened the door to the freezer, and stuffed Berand in roughly before closing it. "And you stay there!" Jesus said. In a land of pizza rolls. Jeez, talk about a fate worse than death.
Arson went after Leroy, bit glanced back to make sure Inari was following. He was glad he could work with her. Which meant that he'd have to do better in trying to be a bit more impressive. Had the situation been a little different, he would've started to daydream on Inari. He stopped eight feet away from Leroy, in a battle stance.
"UGH," Inari rudely abrupt. "This clown again. Beat him up Arson!" Inari cheered.
"Who are you calling a clown?" Leroy asked, before he ran at Arson. He wrapped his arm around Leroy's throat.
"NOOOO!!!" Inari screamed. "LET HIM GO YOU BAKA!" As she went for him, he kicked her head. And Arson faded.
Arson had been eliminated.
Inari was furious now. And she began to rant; "My Friends Are Gone, I Am Not Being Paid To Be Here, Michelle Is Not My Friend Anymore, And Someone As Stupid As You Is Still In MY WAY?!"
Inari's body was now on fire, and all 9 of her tails captured Leroy. All nine of them burning his scales.
"FIRE LEROY. I PLAY FIRE. AND I, WIN!!"
Inari then point blanked flamethrower-ed Leroy's face.
Leroy screamed and whipped his tail into Inari's face.
His tail went into the flames, and burned. Inari didn't have a physical form now, she was simply made of fire. With Leroy now turned into a pile of Ash, Inari calmed down and reverted back to her foxy avatar.
Berand ate frozen pizza rolls. "These are sub-par!" He roars, blasting open the freezer. Rage overwhelming, the bear begins a magical transformation into another, more powerful form.
Berand lifted an entire aisle of carbonated beverages and throws it into the center of the store. One spot is brighter than the rest, and that's as good a spot as any to aim.
And the soda killed Inari's flames.
"?" Inari turned around, and only just noticed the Bear.
"Oh it's Chubby. Hai Chubby---"
Inari got squished by Bernard. Berand got the pin on Inari. After sniffing the air, Berand went on the hunt for a foe.
MEW3 sat on the stadium, overlooking all the carnage. He stood up as he saw Jesus come up. "How are you still alive?"
"I saved for the best for last, The Reaper," Jesus said. "Fourth and final personality, the one that chases and hunts down."
MEW3 backed up as Jesus approached. "No, no, please, no. Come on."
"You took out my entire team, it's only fair that I did the same to you." MEW3 shook his head, and ran at Jesus...
Jesus grabbed MEW3 and put him over his back into a cradle. There was a skybox of all defeated challengers. They all could watch. "This is what happens to those who oppose me, and now you sow what you reap."
All saw as Jesus jumped down from the stadium. He blocked out the sun then. Jesus fell with the air raid crash, into a table. Both were knocked out. Richard Short gave the last count. One, two, three...
"You say it's a miracle..." Jesus' theme blared as Jesus laid there.
Swillow's team has won the War.
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Alone in a vast expanse of knowledge and void of any previous memory what else was I to do but learn? The world above awaited me, but down here it was all I could do to read about it, prepare for it. How long would it take for me to see my first of the Learned Races, or encounter my first monster? To simply see a [City Guard] or a [Warrior] maybe even a [Mage], even then I'd be sated no matter how basic the Class. I wanted to witness what I read about, the fantastical [Secret Stache] of a [Treasure Hunter] or a [Pickpocket] using [Deft Hands]. These were natural occurrences above, but alas, I was below. And this deep down, I'd see my first horror before seeing any mere monster. My escape were the books but soon I'd turn that knowledge into a real escape, I'd emerge from this dear library and claw my way above. But I'd need to prepare myself, I just didn't know how yet. So back to my books.
8 219Magic Monsters Money
Key Godfre Tanner is just your everyday normal guy, or supposed to be when one morning, he woke up with a news from his mother that he isn't a normal human, but a magician that came from another world and an arictocrat. By his mother's wish, he has to attend an academy for magicians in the other world called 'Marzenthura'.By fate's unexpected twist, he suddenly becomes the enemy of the Gods and branded as a heretic. Now, he must travel in order to find a way to retaliate against those gods.Will he be able to survive with that world's Gods against him? !Warning!*Genre changes along the way**Confusion in the story is inevitable**First few chapters are boring and stupid AF**Author is Playful with readers**Best to ignore common logic in this.**You'll hate 1-6**This warning is Stupid*
8 147Lazarus: Death's Companion
After years of studying the occult, 85 year old Morris has found a way to be reborn into an immortal body in a another world. However, it comes at the cost of his humanity. Morris is reborn into this new world with High Magick as Lazarus the Lesser Lich. Thrown into the Saint Theocracy where he knows no one and nothing, Lazarus must make a new (un)life for himself. This is a living story, meaning events are sometimes chosen from dice rolls. Even the writers will not always know what will happen next! Suggestions on direction, skills and new characters welcome. This is a first draft. Updates Tuesdays, probably!
8 119Forgotten
Lee doesn’t know who he is. He doesn’t even know where he is. All Lee knows is that he’s woken up in a world filled with monsters intent on killing him. But that’s not all. The monsters here don’t really die. Some perpetual curse keeps bringing them back to life. And it’s affecting him as well. With each death he loses more memories—memories he must fight to regain by defeating more and more powerful foes. His only hope lies in a tattoo on his hand that seems to gain him power from his fallen enemies. But between his lack of memories, the odd messages that appear before his eyes and the nightmarish creatures of the world, Lee might just go mad first. When he meets a mysterious woman who tasks him with finding an end to the curse, Lee realizes it will take more than just his wits and instincts to survive. Lee will need to gather weapons, find allies and build a stronghold to destroy the evil permeating the world. But as he recovers his lost memories, Lee realizes that this may not be the first time he’s tried to save this world. He’s failed at least once before, and unless he can figure out where he went wrong, he could be doomed to repeating history. Forever... For fans of dark fantasy and the soulsborne series.
8 204Fire & Ice - A Draco Malfoy fanfiction
Eleanor Selwyn and Draco Malfoy had three things in common: a high, pure-blood status, academic talents and Slytherin house.Other than that, they were complete opposites and hated each other. That was rather unfortunate, as the Selwyns and the Malfoys had been part of the same social circle for decades. They went to the same parties, visited the same shops and restaurants and visited each other far more than Eleanor would have liked.If it were up to their mothers, they'd already have been betrothed, but ever since birth, the two were like fire and ice. But what happens when ice gets too close to fire?
8 490The Steele Brothers (Completed)
Adopted Brothers Jett, Raven, Ash and Grey Steele, were campus kings.Their parents were huge benefactors at the university, there was even a building with their name on it. Even without that, everyone knew who they were, knew their exploits, after all everything they did was watched by all... they ruled simply because everyone either wanted to be them or be with them.Viridian Waters incoming student... shy, curvy and ready to focus on her studies, her plan to get all her uni years over as soon as possible. She had no plans to socialise, she was here to learn. She had her own secrets.The ultimate challenge, a girl who ignored them, it had been a long time since that happened, who did she think she was. Who will win her, they are all up for the challenge.But as the chase begins...Others are threatening what they want, what will they do to keep her safe? Will she let them?Or would they be the ones learning a lesson...
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