What that fuck is she on about?

“ Explain… in a way an idiot could understand.”

“ I want your seed please cum for me.”

Ok that’s really hard to miss interpret but lets see ok think. What is Saharsa after here?

Hello I am your inner conscience. Think of what Red would say if you had a child with another. Do you actually believe she would accept something like that?

Hello I am your true self. FUCK THE ABSOLUTE SHIT OUT OF HER HAHAHAHAHA

Hello inner consciousness here again let’s ask her to clarify and Red would be sad… Red would be sad… Red…Red would be sad… Red would make sure something like that would never happen again.

Hmmm… I choose Red. After all the value of sentience life is driven from our ability to control the instructions that have evolved inside us. So…

“ Your a nice girl but no.”

“ Then cum in this cup… actually just some saliva will do. Dna give me, Dna. I wish to test my theory and attempt my first try at creating life but I am not at the stage where I can do so from scratch so I have decided you’re going to be the starting point mister human dragon hybrid and if I slice my own elven in there and only take the best bits of the three and see what happens.”

Oh that does seem interesting doesn't it.

How mad scientist of you… I should get her a white lab coat and a death ray.

I wipe the inside of my mouth and than place my saliva inside the cup.

She looks disappointed. “ It would be easier with sperm… pretty please~” I honestly don’t know what to make of this woman some times.

Adria seems curious and comes over to see what we are doing.

“ What are you doing… by making babies do you mean… making baby’s or ‘making babies’?”

“ Yes” Saharsa replies and Adria stumbles it appears she wasn’t serious in her question. Than with a Ren must know she darts off. I feel like this may be a problem in the future.

Sharsha hands me the cup and “ Come back when you are done.”

Well honestly it seems interesting so I take it with me and make my way out and ————— than I return and give it to her. She smiles and that clams a room for her own and starts pulling stranger and stranger devices out of her bag that has no end.

Well I feel like I just bet everything I own on the underdog. How strange.

So than. How long was I gone? Man it feels like months since I was last here. Almost like the author had to go back and check up on character names for the next bit.

Ok then what to do?

Lets see her.

Varons to do list.

Red World domination Brainwashing of Adria. Check up on Kung to see how she went while I was a asleep. Search for my other disciples Kill surviving traitor disciples Get high… Trick someone into falling for Raven than revealed his true gender and watch. Building of secret base. Check out the top of the mountain. Train physical body to the level the soul requires before decayed of mind, body or soul starts. Train Adria ‘House’ Train Adria Check on how sister is doing. (Optional) Investigators into the hero and hero’s party.( Probably won’t to be honest)

Ok so… Build secret base sounds nice but how to go about doing so…?

For this I will need connections that can be removed when used so that I can build it in total security so maybe I should start by building a network of followers? No… that will take years to complete also I plan on leaving that stuff to Raven.

So than what to do now?

Let's go find a spot? No actually lets… I wonder about that? I walk outside and look up the mountain.

“ Kung… Raven we have work to do.”

“ Yes sir”

“ Yaaaaay~”

We set of on the journey of a lifetime to unite the four kingdoms! But in all seriousness we went up the mountain looking for this place mother spoke of. It’s probably what I think it is but… the geography is wrong. Completely wrong if it is.

Well I will say the view was nice… except it wasn’t at all. I live on a frozen shit storm of a mountain how did one such as yourself expect it to be beautiful actually it was a nightmare of jagged cliffs and pointy ‘steps’ along the path with the occasional landslide and the temperature was cold enough to stop me in my tracks but the weirdest thing was.

I missed the little one. Adria… how many have you killed in my absence? Ahhh I wonder how my little monster is doing? Honestly I quite like the little girl now… she’s like the family dog. You know how some people get when they are away from there pets for a while and wonder if they ripped up the couch well I am having similar thoughts. I wonder if there is a statewide manhunt or something. Although I have only been gone a few hours time is relevant! I tell you. I am also not having fun.

But then again no one can be happy for the entire lifetime. Suffering is required to comprehend the joy.

Well eventually we reached… wait for it. Beautiful ice sculptured castle that pierced the sky.

We sat out and watched from a distance and than I saw something I didn’t want to see.

A dragon.

So we back the fuck up and went the fuck back down to the mountain. What? Why are you surprised? Dragons are fucking scary I tell you plus I don’t think they would be able to maintain a castle by themselves so I doubt they are the only thing there and I could tell with a glance that the castle was not the building I believed it to be so I don’t really have a reason to go further at all.

Well back down the mountain I meet up with Adria. She was crouched in the fetal position, moaning

“ Aaaaarrrrrrr why did I eat that tree? Why did I keep going? Arrrrrr it hurts”

I am not even going to guess what she was one about so I tried to step over her. This was a mistake as she grabbed my leg and had me drag her back to the hut where just before I got inside I turned to Raven and asked “ Hey… what's the closest cit?”

“ Fort Nille”

“ Ok do you know the way?”

“ Yes… it is the city you pulled me from.”

“ How’s the crime? Good?”

“ I am sorry?”

“ How is the crime? I want to sell something and I want some other stuff brought but I wanna do it with some security that no one will know I am buying it.”

“ Sir? Is this my first assignment?”

“ Ooh arrr ok yeah you can do it I guess. Here is what I want you to do -”