Haaaaaaaaaa Adria why do you feel the need to eat human flesh. Ok I will emit that I have done nothing to discourage this action and might of even have some bonding moments with you while we cook some people up together but I didn’t know you would go crazy if you didn’t eat people.

Ok I supposed I never told her not to try and eat Ren when I wasn’t looking but the fact that you waited until I wasn’t look probably is a good sign that I would be angry.

No this is Ren's failure for being weak it’s not mine. Yep I am i’m capable of failure it my only fault yep now how do I fix the situation.

Of course I would never want to eat Ren.

Ok I have a plan. It's called the Adria brainwashing plan. Ok let's put it in motion the second I get back home. But first I need to capture her alive.

How to do that… shit I should have used that guys meat as bait. Should I go back. No chasing down someone else to get to someone feels like a lot of work. What do you think this is an RPG.

Nope I hate fetch quests the most. It's actually why i’m training Adria but if she goes mad like this again than I will kill her. It's the same for Ren. Why the fuck did you take a little girl insults to heart I care enough to chase her into the woods but now there's a wild Adria on the loose and I have no. Especially when you new that I could fix your hand. Huh haahaaaaaaa

Fuck I hate myself.

I can see that maybe in the future I might develop filings for these two people but I met them a couple months ago. Their is currently no strong feelings for either but still I don’t what to kill them because i’m not a heartless monster. But I have done a lot of things I didn’t want to do.

Like chase them down and stop Adria or Ren from killing each other. What am I supposed to like just throw them in a cage until they start liking each other. No wait that’s exactly what I should do but more importantly this did come out of nowhere right. Ah I see them up ahead. Good it looks like their still alive.

I land in between them. I look at Adria then at Ren. Ren looks like shit doesn't he.

When Adria see me she leans back and sticks her chest out and places her hands on her hips. He braid has been thrown over her face and she puffs her chest.

But all I can think is “ Is this a rooster impression?”

She collapsed. Critical damage!

While Ren… what the fuck were you doing? Did you let her attack you? How the fuck did she get the upper hand? God Ren are you secretly a push over?

He is covered head to toe in cuts but at the same time his appearance isn’t that different from before. I can probably assume that Adria didn’t use her aura so she probably didn’t mean to kill him. It impressive that Adria did so well. But at the same time I can see in Ren’s hand is one of the severed hands she was wearing.

“What the fuck Ren… get your own stupid hand… right Varon!” What is Adria saying

And… Adria is covered head to toe in various severe hands one of which is clearly Rens. Where the fuck did they even come from. Why does she do everything in mass. Is it an attack at my quality over quantity line from before. God I still feel bad when I think back to the line! Like when you think back on a rejection from three years ago! Sure you don’t actually care or at least no truly but it still sucks!

“ What happened Adria?” Ren didn’t like that

“ What your asking that thing first”

Adria glared at Ren then she throw on big puppy dog eyes. Where the fuck did she learn that! Ren what else did you teach my little psycho killer.

“ Ren touch my food so he became my food”

I turn to Ren and he said. “ I didn’t mean it. Also its not like I actually took anything I was going through my pack and there was a severed hand in it.” Adria cut back “Lies I didn’t put it in their. He lies because he wants my food” I bet this is how scho- what a second.hmmmm

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It was me who put that hand in his pack. I thought it would be funny. Ok note to self never touch Adria’s stuff. Or at least never be seen doing it.

“ Adria when was the last time you saw the hand”

“It was late at night I was tired from training and traveling but I still wanted to have a good night sleep so I licked it.” I turn to look at Adria. God fucking dammit Adria you shouldn’t keep food like that… its ok because I am filling your bag with snow and ice when your not looking but what if that hand was off. No, wait is that the problem here!

“ and then what did you do with it.”

Adria look up at me and say as her face flushed red with embarrassment “ I don’t remember”. Gotcha “ then isn’t possible you put it in the wrong pack by mistake”. The of both parties presents eyes beam. Oh oh oh isn’t this nice. I’m stopping a fight instead of starting one for a change. Ha ha ha.

Hmm Ren looks dissatisfied. Ok punishment time. I walk over to Ren and place my hand on his shoulder and watch as all his wounds heal in seconds. I give him a nod. Then I turn to Adria. She stares me in the eye. I give my most charming smile. To my surprise Adria dumps her hands and breaks into a very desperate sprint. I turn to look at Ren and say “ meet you at camp later”. Then I chase Adria down. Sometimes the best way to raise a child is with some tough love. And a magic healing ability and an excuse called teaching.

***** Later at camp

“ I’m sorry Ren”

“ for”

At Adrias lack of response I give her a kick and she slowly stumbles to the floor with a look of I train so much for nothing. Now that she on the floor she say “ Stabbing you repeatedly”

Good. I turn to Ren you seems to feel much better because he is smiling. “ I accept your apology.”

Ha ha ha ha sometimes it's good to be a good guy.

Actually no Ren why the fuck is a simple apology enough for you? Get yourself together man damm! She bit of your ear. Well I can make you a new one but you know.