CURRENTLy i was standing OUTside of lush mansion house that i live in becuz i noble. (You know that that house was built off of the ruthless taxation of your parents land used to fufill their desires and wants.)

I CLOSE my eyEs and begin to CHAnt a speel to create megic and test all of MEY mana power frum training i do when i bby.

"flame darker than darkness that can consume all that opposes me, come forth and help me destroy all that is around me, help me burn my parents and the entire world, help me BECOME GOD AND DESTROY THE POOR, HELP ME TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND TAKE AWAY THE LIVES OF OTHERS come to me fire spirit, one that consumes the living, come to me and help me destroy everything, help me purge the lives of the weak, and create a new dawn for the rich and powerful. COME TO ME, SIMPLE WATER BOLT" (He says all of this without stopping, idk how, but he just did, also this is a messed up incantation for just a simple water bolt.)

a HUGE big BURST of water come FROM my hand shape leik gun to make it esay for me to feir bullet

Weter come and destrey all that is surrounding meh and maek huuuge creter all round me, destreying all of everything thet i see.

"ERMEHGERD, ARTUER SEME WHAT HEEPEN TO UUUU" hed Meid come luk at meh and seeee all of destruction that is round me (Otherwise know as head maid Bertha *wink wink nudge nudge*)

"ARTUR SEME, DID U DO ALL OF THEIS???" Hed meid look at me with eyes that luuk amezd

"Yah YEET, i did do alls of dis hed meid" I luuk at her in confusion, becus what i did must've been weak for ppl in this World

Hed Meid look at meh den smile and say, "I VILL tell the parents what u did, but cum, youor meid (Waifu) is waiting 4 u becuz she meid you fresh CUUKIES

I FELLOW hed meid, but lettle did i knew that this would stert a neww erc in my QUEST to defet demun king

(Stat showing for no reason like in every other stat based novel)

Name: ARTHURT BARMESTER FLEAMHEART SUPER SAYN MAN EDGELORD 3000

Titles: bby god, Thickheaded protagonist, Loved by a godess.

Agility: 28

Strength: 23

Stamina: 48

Luck: 500 (i hate him.)

Mana: 100,000,000,000,000,000 (he is now toddler god 3000)

SPecial skilz: Apprasial (Every person in these novels has it) Charm (Mind controls its targets and makes the dopamine in their brains activate whenever they are charmed by a person) Deus Ex Machina (The same Skill Kirito has in SAO)