EFTER I CUM HOME TO EPPIC MENSION, I TEK FENTED GURL INTO CUCH, AND PUT HER IN DERE.

I DEN WEIT FUR HER TO WEKE UP, AND SHE SUDNLY SCURED AND DON WAN TO TOUCH ME

"DON TOUCH MEH! DON TOUCHA THE CHILD"

I GO BECK AS GRILL SEM SCOORD, AND DEN SHE YELP IN PEN AS SHE HULD ONTO HER ARM WHIH BRUISED

"UEEGEHUEGHE" (Imagine as if your hearing a man who has just binged all of once peice in one go, being shoved into the sunlight)

"DUN BE SCARED GRILL, I SHEL HALP U WIT MEH HELING MEGIC"

I TEKE HUR ERM AND I USE MEH HELING MEGIC THAT I LEARN IN BIG BUUK IN FETHER STUDY

LEIGHT GLUW FRUM ERM AND MKE HUR BRUSES DISAPER WICH MEKE HUR FEL BUTTER

SHE LUK AT MEH AND HUG MEH CREYING

"MEH DEDDY AND MUMU DEH BY SLEVER FIRE, AND DEY TULD ME TU RAN, BUT CAUGHT"

I LUK AT HUR ALL SCOORED AD GO AND SEY TO HUR

"ITZ OKEY, I PRUTECT U AD BE THRE FUR YOU"

I SAY DIS TO COMFORT HER, CUZ I TOTALY WANT HUR TU TINK OF MEH AS PERENT

SHE LUUK AT MEH, AND PUNCE ON MEH

SEH LUCK MEH FACE AND GO

"TENK YOU"

NOW SHE TOTALY TINK TEHT I EM HER PERENT (no. she definetly does not!)