*Typhon Pov*

Humans, viewers, and all intelligent life forms out there, I just have to say this. My wife is a fucking sadist!!!!!! She's a complete fucking monster. She as a punishment, made me watch genderbend and gender trap animes all night!!! Do you know what that does to a man!!!! Oh my God, boku no pico was the worse. One thing that made me question my mind the most is,why does she have all this on DVD!!!!!. I feel like I'm gonna be permanently scarred for the rest of my life. Something's you just can't unsee. *Blank stare of soulful pain*

Echidna “Well honey it's finally morning did you learn your lesson…”*yawns*

Typhon “ Never!!! Viva la revolution!!! And all that jazz, I refuse to give into your torture you spawn of Satan!!!”

Echidna “ Really now? why don't you go a couple rounds with this spawn of Satan then?” *Vein bulges*

Typhon “ it would be my pleasure to vanquish you…….IN MY SOUL GOD…... AND IN MY FIST THE DEVIL!!!” *Run towards her*

Ok so I know I'm talking big shit and all that but I refuse to let this slide. What sucks is that Echidna is like my natural counter, see my powers, abilities, and martial art are all based around momentum. Without momentum I'm essentially useless...well I mean besides all my dope ass weapons that can be used in all kinds of situations, but I wanna use them as last resort kind of thing...or when the opponent is fun to fight. Echidna skills, Repulsion and Attraction are like my natural counter, she can easily cancel out all my momentum by simply using the skills in Conjunction. Ok so what I'm about to do is something no man should ever have to do, but when you have a wife like mine, you learn quickly this is the easiest way towards forgiveness.

Typhon“ Rharggh!!! *Kneels in front of Echidna* I'm sorry please forgive me, don't make me watch boku no pico again, I'm begging you please *looks up with tears in his eyes*”

Echidna “Hmph I thought as much go shower, then come down for breakfast we have a lot to talk about. As an additional punishment for calling me the spawn of Satan, you can't enter the vault today bye bye honey”*smiles and walks away*

Did she just say what I think she said……*stares blankly*......no vault for the day…….My weapon sanctuary!!! No oh god please don't keep me away for my beautiful weapons!! *Cries* I still haven't appraised the gourd!!! Oh the agony!!!....oh wait I forgot I could just summon my weapons to me.

*summon gourd* *Pish*

Yay yay gourd time I wonder what this bad boy is about? System appraise gourd.

*Drunken immortal’s gourd: wine flows unending*

“Gourd of the drunken immortal, that is said to produce the finest quality of wine endlessly, was lost when the immortal got into a drunken fight, dropped it and lost it. Now in the hands of the chaotic rebel soul known as Typhon The Tempest”

*Special Ability :Wine Production, produce any and all kinds of wine as long as magic power is fueled into the gourd”

*Special Ability: Sublime Taste, anything drunken from the the gourd taste infinitely better than the regular counterpart*

*Special Ability: Drunken Power, can permanently increase power from 10 to 50% when wine is drunk from the gourd*

……….Ok so it's not the gourd I was hoping for… it's even better!!! Hell yeah let's get drunk, since I can't enter my vault, I might as well drink till I pass out, I send 30 percent of my Max Mana into the gourd. So that it can start producing the wine, I want saki!!! I go outside and sit under my favorite tree.*Raises gourd to lips*

*Gulp** Gulp**Gulp*

Ahhhhh!!! That was amazing, I haven't tasted anything better in this lifetime….getting drunk while sitting under a tree outside is the best, I'm not even going to breakfast. *Drinks some more*

*3 hours later*

Butterflies butterfly I……. Feel like I'm forgetting something hm…… hey are butterflies supposed to be glowing….. No?.... Then these probably aren't butterflies. They're so pretty!!!! Like I want them as night lights.

Typhon “hey pretty pretties *grins* wanna be my night lights”

??? “....Protect!!! Destroy!!! Kill!!! Demolish!!!!”

Hm? Where did that come from?.... Hehe doesn't matter*glups* this is really good…... I can never get tired of this taste…..*hiccup*.I feel like someone is calling my name I wonder who that could be?.... Hehe*gulps*.

Echidna “Typhon!!!! Where the hell were you? Breakfast was 3 hours ago…. Where did you get the gourd from?”

Hm where did the pretty butterflies go??....

Typhon “ hey honey where did the pretty butterflies go?*says tipsily**hiccup*”

Echidna “ huh? Butterflies? hey are you drunk? What are you doing drinking so early in the morning, you haven't eaten, come on get on let's go get you a shower and some food”

Typhon “ but the pretty glowing butterflies*whines* *gulps*ahh alright I could shower join me though I get lonely”*grins*

Echidna “*blush* No you're still not off the hook from yesterday's stunt, come on let's go”

*Walks away*

*??? Pov*

??? “ Protect your loves one, destroy the gods, kill those in who stand in your way and demolish the standards of the universe for that is your fate!!*

*Space rips*

Typhon “Hehehe I knew you weren't butterflies, you look tasty…….*grins viscously**sketches mouth inhumanly wide**chomps**munch**munch*....mm..that was good hehe gotta get back to the shower before Echidna realizes I'm gone…..hehe so if I twist space hard enough….I can teleport….good to know*grins*”

*Space rips*

*The End*