*Typhon Pov*

Hehehehehehe hahahahahahahaha you haha ok hey my devoted viewers. All is well here…….kind of I've been waiting for Echidna to leave so I can secretly kill my father. It's not going to well, she won't leave my fucking side, even when I go to bathroom she stands outside!!!. She's too fucking smart for her own good he's gonna die regardless, the time is irrelevant so I can wait.

I need to kill him with my scythe though, yeah the Grim reaper scythe is legit it's the real deal…..you're probably wondering how I know that huh? Well it's simple I appraised it, it's a basic ability everyone gets. Most people just don't realize they have it. I'm not gonna show you the message, seems like extra work and I'm to annoyed for that. Basically what the message was saying is that souls can strengthened it and those who are consumed feel unending soul searing pain. You can guess why I have to use the scythe now right?

Echidna “ Ty come here I need your opinion on something”

Hm? what could she want, all she's been doing is pissing me off for the last 8 hours. Why does she have to be such a buzz kill sometimes.

Typhon “Opinion? The way your laying on my bed says otherwise though*grins*

Echidna “*blush* shut up and come here already, we can't do that yet, I wanted to talk to you about your father.”

And she killed my boner…...why did she have to go and lie down so seductively, only to say let's talk. Especially when my father is the topic she's fucking with me.

Typhon “What's there to talk about? you won't let me kill him. What? you want me to make him breakfast to?”*starts doing push ups*

Echidna “Ty stop trying to be an ass…...you're going to kill your father regardless of what I say aren't you?”

Typhon “You want me to be honest?….I’m waiting for you to fall asleep so I can murder him with a passion”*grins while doing push ups*

Echidna “Yeah I figured, I can see the irritation. I'm pretty sure the only reason why you haven't snapped yet is because your scared of hurting me.but really why can't you just give him a chance? you can see he's serious about wanting to love you”

Typhon “Would you invite someone who murdered your family over for dinner? If I seriously killed your parents would you really ever forgive me? No because the human mind doesn't work like that. You wouldn't even realize it, but you would slowly but surely think of a way to kill me.”

I'm tired and annoyed and every part of me is screaming just kill her and be done with it…... what am I supposed to…...I'm going to my vault, being there surrounded by my weapons of legendary mass destruction always calms me down.

Typhon “I'm going to the vault you can go to sleep if you want or shower”

Echidna “don't do anything stupid…..what am I saying? Typhon don't kill anyone ok? I can see you're barely keeping your bloodlust in check ”

Typhon “No promises we'll see what happens*grins* I'll see you in a bit”

*Walks to the vault*

Rows and rows of weapons, if it can be classified as a weapon I have it. Shit I even have the guillotine that was used to execute king Henry the 5th. A lot of my weapons just look old and ragged barely keeping it self together. Supposedly my staff that I “aquired” a couple contracts ago is supposed to be the legendary staff of Sun Wukong. Though it just looks like a regular gray metal staff.

Hm…my staff…...I wonder is that staff really that “Staff”……..and that drinking gourd that was owned by a wandering monk is that the real deal…….

Typhoon “ System appraise this staff”

*Ding*

*System message*

*Sun Wukong Staff: Ruyi Jingu Bang*

“The staff of the once Almighty Monkey King this staff is nearly indestructible and can regenerate durability over time. Can shrink and extend, expand and contract at will. This staff was lost after the great battle of the gods after the first king of hell tricked Sun Wukong into slaughter his people making Sun Wukong kill himself out of grief. Now in the hands of the chaotic rebel soul known as Typhon The Tempest.”

*Special Ability: weapon copy,can copy the staff infinitely to suit the user wishes”

*Special Ability: can Summon a field of staffs that can be used to harm your foes*

*Special Ability :Weigh on the soul, the staff is infinitely heavy for those not bonded with the staff, is as light as the user wants to be. can change weight with a thought *

Did.. ..it….just. ….. say……..sun….wukong…...staff……*stares blankly* ha hah hahahahahahaha oh my God this is gonna be so much fun…..that means if I . .. let's see . and if I…. angle it ...like that……...ahah ok change of plans who wants to see me snipe my father from distance with my staff? Haha I do!!! let's go. I left my vault and went around my house towards my father rooms I climb up a tree that was so conveniently placed right in front of his window *cough*(plot armor). I sit on a branch point my staff towards my father and say.

Typhon “Extend”

*Clang*

What the hell…….why didn't it go through!!!!! It was on a straight path and it just changed directions last second......This makes no sense what stopped it……..oh shit I gotta run!!!!!

*CRASH*

Urgh!!!! Dammit I knew it, she stopped it at the last minute dammit Echidna you always have to do this. I guess I'm getting punished tonight…….ugh this sucks.

Echidna “Ty what did I say, didn't I say no killing? you're such a bad boy sometimes. Unsummon the staff back into the vault and come I have a special lesson for kids who don't like to listen” *drags him away with Attraction*

Nooooooooo!!!! I regret telling you about me being able to summon and unsummon my weapons!!!! I hope she goes easy this time……..My devoted viewers pray for me!!!!!!!

*Horrified screams continue long into the night*

*The End*