*7 hours later*Typhon POV*

Cockadoodledoo!!!! Ah good morning my devoted followers or should I say night? Well it doesn't matter. I slept like an almost dead baby, you have no clue how close I was to dying, like mistress death was trying to have a threesome with me and life. She was jealous she seriously wanted this hunk of twister meat. I came out victorious though!! death is salty right now, because now I have some new titles that don't really do much, besides one that lower my stamina and Mana consumption for my skills by 10%.and increases the Regen by 15%, guess which is the one that lowers my consumption and increases my Regen. Hey overweight and single losers out in the audience wanna see the titles?. Hehe it'll be my pleasure just know I take offense to the last title oh I guess I should show my status too huh? Alright take a gander.

*Status*

Name: Typhon The Tempest. Lvl:9

Class: Human Twister.

Title: Gale Lord, Walking Carnage, God's favorite show, He Who Cheated On Death, He Who Played With Death,The Crazed Twister, God's favorite idiot,

HP:90/100%Stamina:100% Mana:100%

STR:29. AGI:28

DEX:38 CHA:20

Free points:40

*Skills*

TWIST Lvl3: The ability to twist anything and everything to varying degrees, the amount of force and pressure applied to the twist increases with the level, stamina consumption decreases every 2 lvls

SPIN Lvl4: the ability to spin anything and everything with varying degrees of velocity, rotation and speed increases with lvl. Mana and stamina consumption decreases every 2 lvls

The Gale Force Series Lvl3: A Series of Techniques The Creator based around moving like a twister.

Gale Force Sprint: The User Creates Speed Twister that increases the user movement speed by 50% and instantaneous movement by 75%.

Gale Force Fist Technique: A fist technique used to increase the user's fist speed, strength, explosive damage, and hardness by 50% Wrap Twisting winds around your arms to increase regular and elemental damage by 10%.

Gale Force Leg Technique: A leg Technique used to increase the user leg speed, strength, explosive damage, and hardness by 50% Wrap Twisting winds around your legs to increase regular and elemental damage by 10%.

Twister Embodiment Lvl2: Turn your body into a living twister and shred through your enemies, Gives the user Super Armor, increases speed by 100% and increases elemental damage by 90% The Winds around your body sharpness increases each lvl up.

Hahahaha yes yes!!!! my goal towards world domination is getting closer and closer to fruitiration!!. Muhahahahhahahah *cough**cough* ouch my throat ugh I guess the super villain laugh is just too much for my throat. I guess I'll just stick to my mad cackles and shit hehe*grins*. Ok I was joking I don't wanna rule the world, sounds like too much work, I'll rather be a traveling monk slaughtering everything that just breaths wrong, now that sounds like fun hahaha.*grin from ear to ear*

Faith “Ty stop grinning like an idiot, we have to think of a plan of action. I know In that insane brain of yours you must be thinking something stupid like, shaving our heads, becoming monks that travel the world, slaughtering pretty much anything that looks at us wrong”

Wait what the fuck!!! how hell did she know that!! she can't read my mind right? Right!!!! Oh my god that's so creepy you're giving me shivers faith. I forgot she could do shit like that because I've been on my good behavior lately so it slipped my mind. I swear she's always been able to do creepy shit like this since we were little, I swear you have no idea how many of my amazing plans I have ruined by her. Like that one time I wanted to blow up the school because my teacher gave me a B for grade A work, or that one time i wanted to blow up the mall because they closed my favorite comic store, or or that one time I was gonna blow up my house because I was tired of my family's shit. Ugh so many good plans ruined!! Because she thought it was stupid. She says I'm too petty sometimes and I need learn to let things go. Which isn't true I know how to let things go, like people's life so they can embrace death hahahah.

Typhon “Hell if I know Faith, I don't really care what we do just as long as it's fun you have any good ideas?”

Faith:“Yup *sigh* why did I expect that you would have any actual ideas….alright this what we're gonna do for now, we're gonna find my little sister and then you can go and kill your family how does that sound?. Honestly in most circumstances I wouldn't let you kill your family but knowing them, they'll do more harm than good so you have my permission to end them.”

Typhon:“Ahahahaha yes really really *squeals* haha thank you Faith I love you I love you I love you* gives her a giant kisses on the cheek*

Faith:“Uh yeah your welcome”*blushes*

Typhon:“OH Yeah!! you killed a lot of monsters on our way to your apartment did you lvl enough to change your name?”

Faith:“Hm? Uh let me check…..yeah I'm level 6 know should I request a name change?”

Typhon:“Yeah I think I have a name that perfectly embodies you”*grins*

Faith:“Alright.......System I Faith Noragami request a name change”

System:“State the name and we shall determine whether your name embodies you”

Typhon:“Faith change your name too Echidna Wife Of The Tempest don't question me, just do it”*grins*

Faith:“*sigh* Echidna Wife Of The Tempest”

System “Name has 100% synchronization, request has been granted, new name is Echidna Wife Of The Tempest”

*System message*

*The two beings Typhon The Tempest and Echidna Wife Of The Tempest are now officially married in the eyes of the system, because of the matching names, couple now may borrow weaker Versions on each other powers.*

Echidna:“Wait what!! We're were……”*blushes*

Typhon:“Married!!! yes you are one lucky lady hahahahah”*kisses her on the cheek*

Aha hell yeah I'm such a genius!! I had a feeling if me and her name match the Greek mythology of my name we would be considered a couple, married, bonded partners for all of eternity!! Ahahaha yes praise me more for my Incredible mind!!!. My brain is better than everybody's!!!!*in a Sheldon cooper voice*.Now I can use her powers even if its weaker, it'll still be fun.

Echidna: (I've always wanted to marry Ty, but I was hoping it would be more romantic and I can't even enjoy it because he's currently dancing around laughing like a dumbass muttering something about him being a genius)

Typhon:“*cough* ok well anyway my new beautiful wife let's wait for the sun to come up before going to find your sister, if this new world is anything like the Rpg games nowadays the monster should get stronger at night”

Echidna:“Yeah sure I'm in no rush knowing my sister with here pyromaniac ass she should be setting monsters on fire and watching them burn right about now”

Typhon:“Heh yeah that's sounds like your sister….are you still mad at me for letting your sister help me blow up the school?.....”

Echidna:“*glares* No I let it go, it's not your fault you tainted my little sister's innocence with your insanity”*Raises hand towards Typhon*

Typhon:“Really? Cuz it doesn't look like you let it go…..why are you raising your hand…*slowly backs away toward the door*”

Echidna:“No I've completely forgiven you now come here Ty let me give you a kiss my handsome husband” *smile that's scarier than Typhon’s*

Typhon:“Uh nah I'm fine we shouldn't move so fast in relationship lest we stress it……”*makes a break for it*

*BOOM* *Typhon pain filled screams*

Typhon:“Nooooooooo!!!! I said I was sorry, stop it!! That fucking hurts!!!!”

*The End*