《Is Heaven Supposed to Be Like This?!》30. Eww, That's Disgusting!
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Hmm~?
Why’re you still on me?!
Shouldn’t you be like, changing perspective to Acil or something?
Ehh~?
You find that girl to be boring?!
I mean, she only has her looks and are a bit....well, a burden.....
But!
She’s here for the fans!
Eh~?!
You like Than more?!
Adult Than is awesome?!
Eh~?!
You want Than to return to her original costume in her adult form!?
T-that’s too dangerous.....
Jokes aside, It’s pretty boring on this side y’know?
Like, all you’ll see is destruction, Than’s murder machine switch on--which honestly makes her look like a yandere-- and Light’s frightened screams as cement is hardening in her bottom.
Oh.....You find that quite interesting......?
You messed up pieces of human waste!
H-huh?
I-I’m not supposed to say that.......?
I-I’m sorry....
Eh~?!
That won’t do!?
But I’m making a formal apology here!
G-geh.....
A-alright!
I know what you guys want...
More blood?!
More action?!
Alright!
I’ll have you all get what you want!
D-don’t get this wrong!
This is all for the sake of breaking into the triple digits, n-not because I’m ashamed of calling you all human waste!
“Hmph!”
“IYAAA!!!! NOOO!!! I DON’T WANT THIIS!!!! IT HURTS SO MUUCH!!!! AND EVERYTIME I TRY TO OPEN IT, IT HURTS EVEN MORE!!!!!!!!”
“Oh, great...thank god no one’s heard my own monologue....Anyhow Light, where was that attitude you showed a few minutes ago? Oi, stop trying to get that into your bottom, that’s simply disgusting.”
“B-BUT IT HURTS SO MUUCH!!!”
“H-HEY! DON’T FUCKING THROW IT OVER HERE!!!”
That's fucking disgusting you fucked up turd!
Oh, you wondering what she just threw!?
I’ll tell you! I hope you fucking realize just how big of an offense to throw That disgusting thing on another guy!
While Than was in the middle of excitement, she actually tore a screaming guy’s Thing off, and threw it on the ground.
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She looked at the red blood in admiration, and the guy himself fainted from the pain.
And now......That’s just disgusting man.
So disgusting in fact, that i could have killed her if that didn’t give her an easy way out.
“Hehe, your provocation won’t work on me! I won’t kill you!”
“..............!”
O-oh?
W-why are your eyes sparkling as if you had a nice idea......?
Oh shit!
“Stop! it! don’t run toward a monster!”
That fucker began running toward a house that a griffin has made into a nest!
Shit, those guys hate it when someone goes into their nest!
“Oh fuck...”
Alright, what to do?
She’s about to go into that house...
Let’s erase that place then?
“Oi, you over there! Go destroy that house before she enters!”
I look toward the titan that’s a few kilometers tall and signal him to go step on the house I just pointed at.
The guy quickly nods and begins his march there.
Hehe, Now what are you going to do when he destroys the place?
“W-woah! You stupid piece of titan waste!! what the hell are you doing stepping on her?!”
Aha, so in the end, she died?
No problem!
I have a great fucking idea.
Clap
I quickly erased their lowly existence, as if i hit the delete button on them, and walked to Light’s corpse.
Blueh, that’s disgusting...
She reminded me of a disgusting blob of walking flesh....
Except for this one isn’t moving....
I can’t make her arms from legs, her eye sockets from her assho---oh never mind, I realized the hole which had cement dust oozing out of it is her butt.
She was stepped on so hard that just by seeing her blood pattern, you’ll hear a Squash! as if you’re in a cartoon.
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Ohh right, ‘Anime’ for you weebs out there.
“This is just disgusting...”
Clap!
“Better?”
“Not better.”
“You’re not you when you’re dead~”
“I’m not even fucking surprise. You raise from the dead, and I honestly was cool with that because you brought such a hot girl. You summoned demons and declared the world dead. I was also fine with that, who cares about the world? Wanna know what I’m not fine with though? THAT SAME GIRL HELD MY BOTTOM, IN WHICH I WAS ABSOLUTELY FINE WITH, GRATEFUL EVEN; BUT THE ONE WHO TOUCHED AND POURED THAT THING INSIDE ME WASN’T HER BUT FUCKING! YOU! NOT ONLY THAT, SHE ALSO TOUCHED A FUCKING MAN’S DICK!!!!”
“Ehh....you’ve only known her for more than ten minutes.....Well, weren’t you the girl that tried to insert said thing into her bottom in order to open it up....”
Oh right, I made sure that the cement is even harder when I revived her.
I would make a good healer, wouldn’t you agree?
Oh right right...
Well, the current affairs are follows.
I’d rather talk about this rather than see that girl’s never ending nagging.
Main land Japan is declared dead.
It’s been only thirty minutes since all hell broke loose, and yet japan was called off dead.
Wanna know how Japan was declared dead?
The united states and Russia both fired all of their nukes at us.
In which I used the corpses of humans in order to cushion the explosion.
After that, the demons made their home at this world.
Griffons made their own nests, titans began to look for larger targets while countless other types of monster are doing what the hell they feel like doing.
There are, however, survivors here and there.
My only plan was to have Japan turn into hell while i quietly kill off the rest of the world....
“Destroying the world simply turned into too much fun...”
Wanna know the entertainment I found in the short period of thirty minutes?
The survivors!
They’re worshiping me!
This is why I love Japan, they make a god out of anything!!
You got super powers?
You’re a fucking god!
Although, I am a god....
Now, what’s so interesting about that?
Imagine a whole world with beautiful women all following you around.
Some have horns while others cat ears.
Some wear erotic costumes, paying no mind to embarrassment.
Bikini-armors.
Sexy devils.
A world where you’re the only man.
A world where every woman spreads her legs for you, begging you to do her.
A world where women compete to be more erotic so that you can embrace them....
“I’ve started my own cult!”
Author note: alright guys, i'm sorry for the short chapter...
Well, i'll see if i can post another chapter tonight.....
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