《Is Heaven Supposed to Be Like This?!》28. Stop That Rolling Right This Instant!
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Alright, so it seems like these are all familiars.
I’m sorry....Demons do exist.....
I’m really sorry....
Technically, they are still familiars.
But either way, us humans call them Demons.
So....yup, it seems like I had false information.....I’m sorry.
Anyhow, when I asked her why she told me that such things as demons don’t exist in hell she simply answered with “Ehh, isn’t that obvious? Those lowly familiars live in the underground. Hell and Heaven are for thou who have lived before.”
Oh yeah, don’t ask me why she just keeps switching between old Shakespearean speech and what not.
I can only find it as an act, and well......I guess this is what I find ‘moe’ really.
Eh?
You’re wondering why I’m so calm right now?
It’s pretty easy really.
Being a god is fun!
Like, I can restore the whole world before the attack Than made.
I can also restore those people’s lives.
I can also restore their bodies.
It’s really fun.
For example, I returned the whole world before Than’s attack right now, and our current location is a cafe.
Yup, all the dead have been resurrected as well.
What i used to do this trick is quite simple, I used my authority as the Supreme God to use the powers of a lesser god such as the god of time to reverse a few minutes.
It seems that a few minutes Is possible being a Supreme God but anything more than that isn’t.
Now then, reversing time is one thing and reviving the dead is another.
But with my own power as the god of death, such a thing is but child’s play.
Hehe, Yay for my rank that enables me to order around other lesser gods~
So anyhow; as I’ve just mentioned, We’re in a cafe.
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“Now then Thanatus.”
I made sure to emphasize her name in order to make sure that I’m scolding her properly.
“You see, why did you suddenly go on a rampage?”
“T-this one hasn’t been to a living world.......before........”
“.......? And what does that have to do with anything?”
“I.....wanted to make sure that they truly die with a single injury.....or that their blood is truly red.....”
Oh right, blood in the afterlife is green....
“Well, this might have also been my fault at how I kept ‘let’s destroy the world~!’ but Thanatus....let’s take our sweet time doing that, alright?”
“M-master....t-this one is sorry......”
Hmm hmm.
If you look at me with those puppy eyes while wearing that suit.....well, it looks like she’s my concubine....damn, those onlookers are giving me a fierce look......Ahhh, fine.
“As long as you don’t do it again, then no matter. no damage was done after all.”
Oh, what about Acil?
I got her to crash at my old place.
It seems like she couldn’t take being disgusted, terrified and utmost delighted for her return to the living that she ended up with a well.....a headache?
Really, I wonder why a character such as herself was even introduced.
She’s making a swift shift from a main heroine toward being a side-character.
“Now then Than. We need to talk for a bit.”
“Yes, Master.”
Ohh, what a stiff expression.
Fumu, it seems like she’s also getting serious.
“As for what we’re going to do now.....I’m going to be meeting an old friend of mine. Correction, a former old friend of mine. Well, that guy might be a little rude but don’t do anything like unleashing your fury on this world a tad bit sooner than me giving you the go. You are only allowed to destroy this world after I give you the go. Just in case, I’ll repeat it for the third time. You can’t call on your minions and begin raining havoc on the world before I give you permission. Got it?”
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Than’s serious face revealed a bit of disappointment but continued with a “Alright....”
Haha, she’s pretty cute even when she’s sulking~
“Don’t worry~ I’ll be sure to reward you pretty well after we finish this! As a bonus, I’ll make you go on a rampage after I finish with my business! You can paint this planet red with those lowly human’s blood!”
Hehehe, seeing that sullen face brighten up just like a candle is making me feel like I’ve done a favor to the world.
Well then, shall we start heading out?
“Than, let’s roll.”
Alright, after making sure that Than got up, I also started getting up to my feet.
That’s when Than Literally started rolling over.
I’m sorry, but am I surrounded by dumb-asses?
No, perhaps I’m the dumbass here...
“Than, stop with the rolling....Isn’t it humiliating.....?”
I mean, aren’t you a freaking god?
And of death nonetheless?!
“Eh? B-but....”
She stands up disappointed.
Really, I totally forgot she was This kind of person.
Her new form is tricking me.
“Damn...look at your clothes...it’s all dirty now....”
“Wha--?! I’m terribly sorry!”
As she apologized, she looked at me with anticipating eyes.
I wont reward you yo.
I quickly clapped my hands, and her clothes were as good as new.
Oh right, Because I was caught up with all that stuff earlier, I forgot to explain Than’s new form.
It seems like that super barrier used half of her power, which reduced her to half of her size as well.
It’s a pretty cliche development, so I kinda expected it as well.
But yup, I prefer this form.
Oh right, as for why I even bothered sitting at a cafe....
“Oh? If it isn’t Alex.....back from the dead?”
Speak of the devil.
I always knew he would be here eventually, this is That guy’s hunting ground.
“Really......What are you doing?”
That guy was behind the bowing Than, or rather, Right bellow her.
It seems like that guy was hiding under our table.
Oh, what he’s doing right now?
That bastard is holding on to Than’s boobies.
“Haha~I’m enjoying my desert! I’m the one who should be asking that question though.....The Alex I know should be dead. And who exactly is this beauty? for a second I really doubted you were Alex after seeing her after all. But then you started blurting out shit like gods and the like, and I instantly realized that it was the chuunii Alex. By the way, what’s that outfit is supposed to be? Are you cosplaying? Haha, a zombie cosplaying....now isn’t this funny. Oh right, what about this girl? Like seriously, what is up with this girl? She looks like someone’s secretary, is she perhaps your new friend? Ehh~ cosplaying together! Why didn’t you introduced her to me before you died~? If I knew you had a friend this beautiful then I wouldn’t have proposed that silly bet~”
Yup, this perverted chatter box used to be my best friend.
This beautiful, homo redhead was.
If you were to describe her as a person, then ‘Hollow’ would fit perfectly....Which makes her name really ironic.
“Is that so...Light.”
Author Note: Ehh~ Did i just genderbender myself?!
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