Author Note: I wish I died before writing this.

You'll soon realize exactly why i took a break........

...........I'm killing this series if i didn't kill it already XD

Also, sorry for my unnoticed leave.

Damn damn damn damn damn!

So he can’t die either?!

I’m such a genius, how could I have thought that a gun provided to me by that guy could kill him?!

He’s a god himself isn’t he?!

But of course he can’t die....

What to do nooowwww!?

I kinda shot without thinking! In the faint hope that he might die and i get to walk away....

Hmmmmmmm~!!!!

The guy is sitting without moving an inch, and the whole thing might be looked over?

“Hmm. as you have seen, I can shoot you anytime I want. Heck, I was born with the ability to kill the gods, they call me Spartaaa! back home. Just take this as a fair warning.”

As I said that, the two followers shivered in fear and took a few steps back.

Hehehe~ This might work!

I put on my best salary man smile I could muster and said, “How about you keep Acil and I walk away? Heck, if you say yes right now I’ll throw in the deal and you can even have Thanatus! this offer will only work for the next thirty seconds yo~?”

The guy’s smile didn’t move at all, and he simply said “Then how about no? kill me if you can.”

Damn!

Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit!!!!

Now what now what now what now what now what?!

........................................Wait a second.

Why did those two exclaim back in pain?

You know, those two who shouted ‘NOOOOO!’ after I shot him.....

Hmm~ Hmm~

I feel like I’m on to something but......there simply isn’t enough time......

I take him with the gun in my hand toward the guy who is looking down at me with a huge grin, and then slowly turn to face Acil’s frightened face.

The guy’s smile suddenly turned grim, and I started smiling.

“How about her then?”

She who had her privileges scrapped off.

She, the goddess with a human’s body.

You think that I didn’t notice?

Really, do gods simply have administrator privileges in the system called after life?

Nay, they took away her body and her powers.

That menu was perhaps how her mind’s power could manifest itself.

Cleaning? That’s not something a god can do at most.

The guy who had a grim expression as he realized that I am about to shoot Acil suddenly let out a laughter with a “Hahahaha!” as if he realized something, and soon enough his usual grin returned and he said “Do it!”

“Tsk....”

I held the trigger, and with a Click the gun fired.

..........It only fired wind, as its chambers were empty.

“This place is horrible y’know? I really hate it.....I wanted to reincarnate! I still do! this has all made me want to reincarnate even more! but if I want to reincarnate then I must survive this pinch! so will you please just let me walk away?!”

“Nope. you stole Acidalia, Thanatus, Herakles and many more. Although I was planning on making you die a very horrible death...you dared aim that toward Acidalia, an even more horrifying feat that could only be repaid with death. Forget painfulness, for i want you to disappear this instant. Be glad, for I will end you now.”

Hmm~ Hmm~ I pissed him off even more now!

“Ehh~ A god such as yourself can’t even get a joke?! I already knew that there were no bullets left~! Please forgive me!”

I shot down on my feet, groveling for my life’s sake.

Angry?

Of course I am!

Pride?

I never had one!

What would anger and pride give you if you’re dead?!

Damn damn damn!!

“Master~”

It’s that traitor...

Yup, its her voice....

Well, she’s probably addressing that guy.

Whatever.

Oh right, who was Herakles again.......?

Isn’t it that guy who cleared 12 impossible trials or something...

Were there anyone like that in the harem that followed me around for the heck of it?

I don’t remember.....at least there were any guys in it....

..............................SHIT

It was that guy?!

Fucking shit, that guy is Herakles?!

What happened to his manliness?! His muscles?!

...........Bad bad, I’m escaping reality......

I’ll leave all of that thinking for later.

I slowly moved my head upward to face the guy, see what he was talking about with Than.

Since she grown silent after calling him once...

Anyhow, hopefully she has a bit of compassion to save me.....

“.....................?! W-what just happened?! Why is that guy’s face crushed in!?!?”

What stood before me was the crown bathed in blood by the headless body of Hesti.

Blue hair fluttered in delight as she held to her invisible weapon, showing off her wings that signifies her Status as an angel.

Really, why the fuck are you Herakles?

“So....is he dead?”

Trap moved forward while looking at me straight in the eyes.

Seriously dude, don’t look at me in the eyes when yours are covered in blood.....

“Nope~ I can’t kill gods~ Nor can Mistress~!”

Then why did you go all the way to brutally behead him?!

And where’s Than, weren’t she supposed to be talking with him!?

“Master~!”

Shit, she’s calling him master in delight even though her own follower murdered the shit out of him!

But still, where is she?!

I’m quite sure the voice is from somewhere in front of me....

“Master~!!”

“Ahh! shut up! where are you?!”

“Hmm~? Well, This one is still above ground! You see, That one told me to set him a place where he could feel safe from me, so This one set it that if This one set a single foot into that room, This one is going to die~”

That has been stupid of you, my dear traitor, Thanatus!

“Ehehe~ This one doesn’t think too much~You can punish all you want~ But first! How about you truly become my Master....?”

“....................................What do you mean?”

I mean I can now understand why trap can’t kill him nor can Than.

I mean trap is an angel, he obviously can’t kill a god.

As for Thanatus, she can’t right now because we’re here.

Then how the hell can we kill him?

Also, Acil fainted on the spot after seeing trap kill the guy.

Trap killing Hesti could only mean that he is trying to buy time.

For what exactly? That’s what I want to know.

“Ehehe~ Well, how about you unite with Herakles.......? This one gave him a seed that should bestow upon Master true power....”

“........WAIT WHAT WHAT WHAT NO NO NO I REFUSE FUCKING SHIT NO NO NO FUCK OFF THANATUS I WON’T DO SOMETHING SO FUCKING DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!”

a few hours later

“FUCK OFF I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT AND I CAN’T DO IT! just why the hell can’t I simply get the so called seed in my hand right now!?”

“Well....This one gave it to him by hand....but that one simply inserted it in his butt saying ‘Now I’ll be the first to receive his love~’ Even though This one was the first.”

“AS I SAID, I WON’T LOSE MY VIRGINITY TO A GUY!!!”

I quickly shot the guy a look of disgust filled with hate and rage, in which he responded with a simple “Teehee~”

“FUCK YOU FUCK YOU! JUST GO BEHIND THAT THRONE AND LIKE POOP IT FOR ME!!!”

“Ehh~ But if I did that....It’ll crush and I’ll be the one to receive its powers~”

“Then get its powers and kill him for realz! just look at him, he almost finished regeneration already!”

The guy already regenerated his neck, and is working slowly to full recovery.

“But I’ll die~ I mean, it’ll be like angel powers vs god powers within my body which would resort in it exploding....So here’s the plan, Why don’t you crush it with your hot rod and be with it~”

“NO, I’D RATHER DIEEE!!!!”

“Ehehe~ Then I’ll force it in~”

His wings suddenly opened to the maximum, surrounding both me and him.....

.......And that’s how I lost both of my cherry and my manliness. I am going to suicide right after I kill all of these fuckers.

Alison AlexRank???*

*Supreme God Of Death.