“Phew......this does it. how big is this place?!”

After knocking out at least a dozen of girls, keep in mind i recognized almost all of them, we’re lost in a dead end.

Of course, Jesus followed after us.....barked every time i raised a hand while bowing before Than while she did her thing.

Really, is this the deficiency between genders?

I request gender equality!

Damn.....i now understand what the women of my world used to feel.....

“Meh....i’m glad that i was born a man. there is simply no way in hell am i going to be able to withstand the bloody week or the pains of baring a child...”

“Ehh, Master.....being a woman isn’t that bad~ You can ‘go’ as many times as you want......especially when someone hits This One.....i-it simply feels out of the world!”

I’m also getting the feeling that she has this thought reading ability as of late.

She would randomly answer or respond to me while deep in thought....

........I need to fix this bad habit.

“Either way Than....shouldn’t this be your place? why are we going to places full of those things and hitting dead ends one after the other?”

“I really apologize Master.....p-please punish This One for the failures it has m-made!”

..............Fuck.

“Look here, Thanatus. punishment is something done to make someone regret their actions...now then, if pain is what pleasures you....isn’t that a reward? now then, what do you have to do to get a reward.........?”

“T-this One h-has to work hard.........?”

“Indeed, that’s my Than.”

This bastard has been leading us to these places on purpose to make me punish her.

This isn’t the time to joke around...i need to get ou--Ehm, save Acil as fast as possible!

“Well....here’s a little taste?”

As i said that, i rammed her skull through the dead end’s wall, that sprung one meter in width and raised up to the roof, which should be around two meters.

“W-what are you doing?!”

This guy, still naked, jumped at me.

Of course, what received him was a good old ‘go fuck yourself’ punch.

“You idiotic idiot, look closer.”

Jesus held his nose, which was a bit bleeding as he groaned in pain.

He glared at me, while the bleeding refused to stop and overflew from his hands.

“Listen up, she actually wanted that.”

“T-there’s no way the cruel Mistress would like something like that! i-in fact, she’s more likely to be in the delivering end!!”

Oh really?

Look at that then.

I pointed toward the wall that turned into rubble.

Oops, i didn’t say that out loud....now i look a bit lame.

Well, since he looked that way, i guess it’s alright.

“A~hnn~ I-it’s been a while....s-so good.....M-master....t-this is exactly...w-what i meant....This One is ready for round two....anytime~!”

Pfft.

Look at Jesus.

He’s in shock!

“W-woah! watch out!! d-don’t get the blood anywhere near me, you fake holy man!”

From now on, i’m calling you ‘The crimson women’s toy fake holy-man’!

For short, fake!

This bastard should’ve been a few ways away from me, and he still sprouted blood from his nose up to my place!

Heck, he got some on my feet!

i’m not wearing anything y’know!

Also, sheath that fake Excalibur you fake!

D-don’t swing that dangerous thing near me!!

“As expected of Master. t-to create a short-cut!”

Say what?

“Of course! who do you think i am?....h-hahaha....”

The fake should be complaining right about now.

.......On second thought, lets leave without him.

That bastard passed out while his sky tower is aiming toward the skies yet again.

“Taking another shot at taking down the gods perhaps....?”

I guess all that blood that rushed out and that rod of light taking all the blood from his body, to the point he had to pass out.

“And here i thought he was a god....”

“The pig....? He is though, Master. if he were to go back to heaven, he should be.....S?”

“Well....he was born Human, so it’s to be expected. .....well, let’s leave this guy here and head out to save Acil.”

“Yes!”

Woah, she seems excited!

Don’t worry babe, i’m glad we’re leaving this fake here as well!!

“Now then~”

Let us zoom through this place and head toward Acil.

As soon as we save her, send both Than and Acil through the portal.

I’ll stay here, and enjoy the rest of my eternal life living as a homeless, naked man in the park.

“Kekekeke~ i’m such a genius!”

I really do frighten myself sometimes!

Now then, the corridor we’re walking in is full of paintings.

Like really, its full of paintings mushed together.

Upon a closer look, they all look to be of priceless value, but this cramped way of organizing is ruining its value to the point that you wouldn’t notice its true value unless you paid real attention.

Of course, i’m no critic.....but i am tempted to steal a few and sell ‘em.

But, since this is Than’s place...it is also mine.

I just need to kick that guy’s butt, make him leave alone alongside that fake.

.........He’ll need to leave all his playthings with me though.

“Really....what a bad taste.”

Fufufufu~ although i know that i’m not that hip, but Than doesn’t need to know that!

“Even though all these have a high value.....keeping them like this is only ruining anyone who’s crossing here than letting them appreciate the fine art.”

“Hmm? Master....This whole place is a piece of art You know? the paintings, this long corridor and....well, please take a look above?”

I take a look at the roof, and its full of paintings.

No, its more accurate that the roof itself was a sheet for these drawings.

Honestly....it’s like that certain cathedral in Italy.....

“And we’re here!”

Shouted Thanatus.

Of course, we reached a heavy door....no, it didn’t look that heavy at all but it looked expensive.

like, very expensive.

The whole door was as if it was out of a painting. the pure skill used to cut the brown wood, the craftsmanship used to......well, i can’t really explain it. But it seems like someone carved a flower within a flower within a flower on both upper sides of the door, which gave the illusion of infinite number of flowers within each other. on the rest of the door, a large....well, what can i say...i’m really bad at this. it looked like a naked succubus about to devour its human target, with her devil wings spread, only to come out of the door as jet black door knobs.

It looked very realistic....

The door looked very expensive, but in the end, its creepy.

POINT IS, ITS VERY CREEPY

it’s sending shivers down my spine....

well, blood is rushing a bit to my head so excuse me for the lake of attention...

“Err...i-is this the exit..........?”

“Eh, we were looking for the exit Master? M-my deepest apology...”

Although at first glance she looked apologetic while lowering her head, but she kept taking glaces up, looking expectantly...

Are you really a few thousands years old?

I’m not gonna reward you with that type of behavior y’know....

After a few minutes of us in silence, i pat her head very gently and she looks up disappointingly.

“Y’know...if you’re going to act like a child, at least stick to it....your intentions i mean.”

Going back a bit in time

“Hey, you heard? the guy that’s been giving a headache to Hesti-Sama is finally caught!”

Huh...? It couldn’t be Alex.....

“Is that so?! i heard that he’s been able to recruit anyone that’s been sent after him!”

Yup, there’s no way Alex is that good with women.

The two voices continued on chatting, right behind the heavy door that’s been sealing Acil’s way to freedom.

By no means was the room unsatisfying.

In fact, not even a princess of an empire would have a room as expensive looking as this one.

Artificial Light illuminated the room, something only the gods are able to purchase.

The way its manufactured is quite simple actually.

The way they’re made is that by using a special sphere, only found in heaven.

It sounds weird...right?

Well, Heaven is simply a ‘location’.

The afterlife is made from said ‘locations’.

It’s not like heaven isn’t based exactly in a cloud.....we have our own materials as well.

Materials special only to heaven.

That is, Ekhi spheres.

Of course, there are referred to as Light Spheres.

As for exactly why only gods are able to use them is that they’re the only ones able to handle such dangerous matter without a god’s power.

Get it in a human’s hand, and it does nothing.

But.....get it through anyone who is able to use magic, such as elves or demi-humans, and it could easily erase a few people.

They are not sent to the void like when Thanatus or her followers do it, but move them to another said ‘location’

A ‘location’ where they won’t be able to get out from anymore.

Of course, those can go berserk even if you didn’t want them to....simply supplying them with magic gives them said effect.

And the only way to suppress it is with the protection of a god.

Now then, the room is equipped with a kitchen, a living room, a dining room and a bed room.

Within each room, there’s a private bathroom for someone’s to use.

All kinds of entertainment equipped were here as well, such as a magic box that broadcasts pre-recorded visuals, a cube that can shape-shift to the magic supplier’s will and many more.

This is the kind of place where you’d be able to spend a few years with no problem at all.

of course, as a god i shouldn’t need food at all....but my circumstances doesn’t allow that...so i’m being given my supplies from the guards every morning.

I also have to cook for myself.

............i don’t know how to cook.

“Acidalia-Sama~ Here comes today’s ingredients~!”

“Ahh...Thank you.”

Of course, i must not show any kind of weakness.

I smile back toward the guard that’s been far too kind, and she stops all of a sudden.

With her face as red as a tomato, she let go of the cart she was pushing and her hands headed to her face.

She covered her face and repeated “Uwa Uwa...”.

In the end, i’m not dense enough to not realize what’s happening.

She got charmed by my own beauty.

Do not get me wrong, i am by no means into the same sex.

The girl, who realized what’s she doing in front of me, quickly pushed the cart deeply inside the room and left just as fast.

“Alright.....time to burn something again......oh damn, although that guy hasn’t been home for much, he did cook for me once....of course, the first time i told him to cook something for me, we ended up in a world full of undead. .....that really took its toll on me. and soon after we returned, we faced another problem which made him shut himself inside his room and i leave the mansion for a week......really, what luck. but....i did get to eat his cooking for once. he made something he called ‘omelet rice’, and it was more delicious that i ever expected....Ahh~ i want to try having that again~”

That’s when i expected someone to appear from the cart, since that’s what usually happens in books i’ve read from Alex’s world.

But then again, the cart didn’t even move an inch.

“Fuu....i guess it was stupid of myself after all?”

That’s when i took a look above, expecting an entrance from the roof.

But after a few minutes of utter since...correction, after a few minutes of hearing the ‘kyaa kyaa’ of the guard telling her partner something, did i give up on anyone trying to rescue me.

“To begin with....if they only left me back in heaven or at least took me with them......then i wouldn’t be here!”

Does he even know that i’m trapped here?!

A-Alright.....

T-this is the last time.....

Under the bed!

I quickly took a slide toward the bed, and opened it very grandly.

I closed my eyes in anticipation and fear at the same time.

I slowly opened them.....and empty.

“Grrr.....i guess....i need to get out on my own......?”

No.

I’m smart enough to know that i don’t have the power to beat those two guards.

Charm might have a chance....but i’d rather not risk it on something such as a chance.

“Alright.....i guess i’ll be stuck here for a bit.”

I’m not stupid enough to attempt something that i’m not sure its going to work.

If no chance presets itself, then all i have to do is bind time until one comes knocking.

-Knock

--Knock Knock

“And here it is?”

So the magic word was knocking huh....

Well, the thought is what matters....no?

Now then....if it’s that pervert, then i’m going to greet him with a punch to the gut.

After that....is a knee toward the face sounds good enough?

Perhaps one toward the genitals....

Oh wait....right.

If the Hesti is here, doesn’t this mean that this place falls under his influence?

---Knock Knock Knock

“Ahh, just wait a bit can ya?! i’m trying to figure out exactly how the hell i should punish you!”

----Crash~!

The huge door comes’ down, or perhaps cut to small pieces was more accurate.

There, a smiling Grim Reaper holding a scythe could be spotted.

The small child had black eyes and long, black hair that stretched toward her back.

With black wings aiming toward the heavens, she smiled.

Her eyes....were not smiling though.

Shivers ran down my spine, my legs began to tremble as well.

S-shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit~

I thought she calmed down around Alex....but she’s super pissed right now!

“A-ahh~ U-umm......i-i’m sorry f-for not opening the door.....?”

Taking a peek behind her, i can see the guard who blushed earlier on the ground, near another woman....probably the second guard.

Well no matter......?

Either way, i’m more afraid for my neck....

Although her fangs weren’t shown as of late, they are not gone at all.

“Alright~ You, Fake over there~! Let’s go save master~”

Oh?

...................................................................

S-so it really was him who got captured?

Hmm.....

Alright.

“U-um! c-can i ask you to do something for me....?”

“What is it~?”

Although she asked rather gently, with a smile that almost screamed “Go on~ i’ll listen!”....her eyes were screaming “SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FOLLOW ME YOU MUGGET!”

I never knew gazes sent such words across....

“U-umm....i-i think it might be better if we save....umm, Alex at a later date......”

“Hmm~ And why’s that? Why does This One doesn’t save Master until you say so?”

And here it is!

If i don’t get a satisfactory answer, its the void for me!!

I really don’t want to diiiiieeee!!!

“B-because i have a plan! W-we can save me and get rid of Hesti at the same time!!”

“Hmm~ Is that so?”

Errrrrrr....she doesn’t look convinced!

“S-so....H-hesti is planning on holding a w-weeding for the both of us....a-a grand one at the throne hall i-in a week....s-so.....”

“Simply put, you just want to satisfy your urges by having a knight in shinning armor save you from your marriage to the evil prince? or in this case, an evil god?”

“B-by no means! i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i just think it’s better that way!! i-it’ll please him more, like....right?! like....yeah!? H-he’ll enjoy playing the knight in shinning armor! yes, yes!!”

“Hmm~ This one still can’t agree to that...”

Hiiiiii! she’s readying her scythe!

I-is she going to strike?!

“Hmm~ How about this then.....after we return, let This One and Master in the mansion for a day alone?”

“............”

W-wait what?

I-is this like....if you don’t agree you’re going to have a one way trip to oblivion......?

Kiiii....i-i don’t want to agree.....

B-but to have my fanta--my plan work, i-i-i need to make this w-w-w-work.....

“O-o-o-------”

She quickly lowers the scythe at a considreable speed, and the Ok came out of my mouth at the neck of time.

“.............F-fuuu”

The scythe came to a stop just a hair length from coming into contact with my scalp.

“Alright~ But now.....what do i do for a whole week~?”

K-kuuuuuuuuuuuh

T-this is her original colors........a sadist!

Well, that was fun, no?! a sadist loli who’s only a masochist to me....truly, a dream of mine! Just think about it, the gap between the two personalities are just.....uuhhhhh~! Well....anyhow. As some of you know, i have an adventure with another dead world.....well, i’d rather not talk about it. actually, let’s talk about it. It’s set in my present, which is the the future for the current Alex...so don’t tell him, okeeeh? Its about a death game....falling in love with a wonderful gra--girl and getting my hands on X-ray vision! So make sure to check it out, okay~?