《Is Heaven Supposed to Be Like This?!》18. Curing a Harem That's Not Mine Or Killing My Sworn Enemy?
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Woaaah
She finally lost it!
This.....Can i undo this?
If only this was a game.
If only i had a power to control time....
Well, even though i know all the girls were going to betray me sooner or later, it still doesn’t mean that i didn’t feel attractive to them.
And how dare he.....how dare he take everyone except for the trap?!
I would’ve hesitated a bit if he left the girls and took the trap.
Nah, i might even let him live!
.....Until we reach that bastard.
I’m doing the world a favor by killing a womanizer like him!!
“Hey Master......”
Y’know, Mental attacks don’t work on Than.
In fact, she’d enjoy them.
No...if used correctly, they will hold her in place, but to a certain extent until she begins asking for more.
“M-master....”
She could be more terrifying than i thought....
Well whatever.
Ohh?
““Nnn~”” ““Ahh...”” ““Uuu~””
The girls who were scattered about began to wake up one after the other.
I start by taking a good look at their complexion out of a force of habit, to make sure they’re okay.
Their Eyes have all darkened....rather, they truly turned black.....
Truly, this habit was never fixed from the time i was first alive.
“Master.....!”
And before i knew it, all of them Jumped at me at once.
“Wah--?!”
Surprise didn’t fail to leave me, but seeing that all of them simply went through me and tackled each other, released a sigh.
“Master!!”
“Yes?!”
God!
Well you stop it?!
I’m busy if you didn’t notice!!
She straightened her arms, as if to cover her lower body, and said, while embaraced “I-i need....t-to go to the b-bathroom...”
Ehh?
Ehh~!!?
W-wah!
What’s up with this cuteness!
Her cheeks painted in light Red. Her mouth pouting a bit, She lowered her body as if to cover her lower half. And all her important parts are barely showing, making it even sexier than bluntly showing it off....
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.....This is child porn!
“I-is that s--Gods don’t even have such bodily functions you freaking liar!!”
“Che~”
She quickly clicked her tongue.
This bastard....
Isn’t she getting cheeky?
She is.
Is this because of the heat?
Probably.
I’m really sorry, but i don’t want to be a child sex offender!
Which reminds me....i remember once seeing an adult with a child’s body doing that.
Thank god i formatted all of my shit before i moved into my friend’s place.
Oh yeah, i kinda forgot.
These guys have been trying to take a hold of me for a while now...
Lets see.
We got spider girl’s web all over the place.
Now that i take a better look, Than is also bound by her web.
And if i take an even closer look, i can even find some suspicious holes in the ground here and there that weren’t supposed to be....
I’m also proud of my keen memory!
Either way, i start making my way while laughing at those who try to still grab a hold of me.
Why can’t they learn that this isn’t working?
Even zombies have a better mental awareness than these.
I peer in one of the holes, and to my surprise, i see a liquid thats eating at the ground.
Is that......Acid?
“Ahh~n!”
I take a quick look as i heard Than’s moaning, and as i thought, she’s skinless.
Her bones are also beginning to give off a dry smell, and smoke is rising from them.
“Since you’re the Goddess of Death......will you die if you evaporate?”
She seems to be trying to say something, but i can’t understand anything other than “Bada douds dreed...”
What language is that?
The Acid might have entered her mouth as well.
Well, knowing Than, it’s probably something like “That sounds great~”
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She’s as masochist as ever.
Man~ I’d want to leave her and go ahead and rank up to F.....but! i don’t have any weapons.....That Bastard refused to give me anything more than the Missile launcher....
Really, even though those were mine to begin with..
So, keeping in mind that my only ally here is Than, not that i trust her, i cannot move alone.
“And the idiotic me already gave away my weapons to these dimwits...”
And as if the saying “speak of the devil and he shall come”, the Wolf Demi-Human came down dashing and swung a rifle at me like a sword.
“If you’re going for blunt damage, then it wont work. in face, you should shoot, and try to hit the melting skeleton behind me.”
And just like that, it growled at me just like a dog would.
“At least....have the pride of a Wolf....”
“Woah.....you sure are popular, Alex~”
That voice sent shivers down my spine.
Its the voice i want to hear the least.
Because, aside from the normalfags and the God of Ranks, He’s the person i hate the most.
“Ahh~ if only you were one of them, you Trap. Then i would’ve gladly killed you, ya’know?”
“What~? There’s no way someone as kind as you can do it, Alex~! in fact, when are you going to start calling
me by my name?”
Ahh....
Do i even know this guy’s name?
hmm....
I can’t remember.
Alright!
from now on, he’s called Trap.
“Be glad. from now on, i shall bestow upon you the name, ‘The traitor of Mankind’. I'll also be going to shorten it to ‘Trap’ for the heck of it. Rejoice, you little fuck!”
“Ehh~!? I have a proper name too y’know.....but. i am glad that now, not only would you face me, but would even give a nickname to me! we sure bypassed the barrier of you calling my name~”
“Shut up!”
Damn....why doesn’t he seem bothered by the insulting nickname at all?!
“By the way, Alex, i noticed something......why is your personality all over the place?”
“......is this really....the place to ask that? to begin with, we don’t even know each other that much. not that i
want to see your face for an even longer second.”
With that being said, its pretty annoying having them attack me like this....
I should have wondered this from the start, but what happened to these guys?
Did they suddenly come into conscious and awareness that i’m their enemy?
I mean, i did kinda notice that they are a bit laid back toward someone who’s supposed to be their Master’s enemy...
Now then, should i cure them or simply break through to That bastard’s place and get my rank up first?
Obviously, i should go to that faggot’s place.
Who cares about a harem that’s not mine, isn’t that right?
Author Note: If you're bored, you can also read my entry for the Valentine's contest!
though be warned, i think its pretty bad myself.
its the first time i wrote a short story......
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