Author Note: i need your guys opinion on something!

so i changed the synopsis of the story, and tell me what you guys think!

"Ever believed in the afterlife?

Well, face it, it exists.

To tell you the truth, i'm not religious at all.....it's just that, i've been reincarnated before.

I mean, who wants to go to a boring place such as heaven?

And hell just sounds painful!

buuuuut~

It seems that those who committed suicide aren't able to reincarnate again!

Teehee~ i-it's not like i wanted to reincarnate a-anyway!

Even so.....is heaven--the afterlife supposed to be like this........!?"

so yeah, what do you guys think?

also! i kinda planned for this to be a huge chapter, something along the lines of 5~10k words unlike the usual 1.5~2.5k words for the grand finale of the arc! but, something came up and i can't really type for the next few days....so! here's the new chapter~!

also, the chapter's title has nothing to do with this chapter....probably.

Ahh~

someone, please kill me...

get these freaks away from me....

either way, i should start walking, no?

the ruins here just seem to be in a horrible state....

well, that was stupid.

of course, ruins are supposed to be in a horrible state!

“O-oi! your eyes are dead!”

Oops, that guy is talking to me.

whateverz.

i don’t care ‘no more mate.

everyone has abandoned me.

the one guy i trusted the most....have left me.

no, even worse....he did something that no man should ever do.

he....back stabbed manliness, and reacted to a trap.

i no longer have any trust in humanity--or any other being for that matter.

from now on, i’ll live here, in hell.

i’ll find that fucking normalfag god and get him to rank me up to E.

“His eyes just lit up!”

ahh, shut up will you, you traitor!

for some reason, my whole vision has turned red, but i think thats normal!

i’m too angry to think of anything else.

everything in this world is normal.

everything.....except that normalfag.

even normalfags have a limit!

that bastard has a harem that goes from lolis to cat girls to half insect half humans!

what the hell?!

what’s next, vampires?!

i’ll make sure to kill that bastarrrd!

there is nothing worse than a ghost’s curse, you know!!!

even gods shall kneel before my might!!!!

ahh~ i totally know the first line to tell that bastard.

The Ghost you created has returned...to kill you!

you like it?

of course you do.

ahh~ but i can’t really kill a god.....

but.....can’t Than do it?

as i thought that, my vision slowly returned to normal and i quickly looked toward the blob of flesh, that is by no means worthy of the name ‘Fluffy’.

i can still see Than hugging him with all her might, and the thing is just staying still, shaking from time to time, perhaps out of happiness.

that girl is useless.

i must take matters to my own hands!

but.....i don’t have any weapons....

“Meh, i’ll figure it all out in due time.”

“Figure what up?”

as he said that, i quickly took out my last pistol--a Desert Eagle, and threw it toward that rotten trap.

“Woah?! what’s this beautiful thing!?”

and he grabbed the gun before it fell to the ground, gently, as if carrying an infant.

he then proceeded into hugging it, and only after taking a deep breath, as if absorbing it smell, did he let go of it and inspected its outer appearance in greater detail.

“What a perverted military geek.”

but with that, he’ll be quiet for a few hours.

oh yeah, as for why i gave up my last weapon, is because i’m out of candy.

y’know, bullets.

so its just deadweight.

well, i could always use it as a blunt weapon, but did you know how heavy that thing is?

i’d rather not hold it at all.

also, those military idiots, the trap’s followers; have all been worshiping their weapons.

so the chances of me grabbing one of theirs is nearing zero.

i mean, a girl earlier tried to grab a weapon off the trap and was killed in an instant.

believe me, you will not like for a person to die in hell.

i mean, she really died!

i asked Than about that, and it seems like she has some of Than’s powers.

so!

i’ll have to settle this with my own hands, quite literally.....

my shoulders dropped and i then said “Than. its about time to settle this.......no?”

muhahaha!

this is perfect!!

this line, in itself, was something on my ‘to say before i died’ lines!

it was #7 if i remember correctly.

it sounds like a cool line, right? right??

its something a last boss of a game would say!

the shoulders that were dropped were soon spread open, and a pose came out.

with my hands crossed, my chin held high, and my feet open to a shoulder length, i stood proudly.

it was a dramatic change from the depressed me earlier, but what the hell, you only live once, right?

............even though i’m dead.

b-but....i wonder.....why isn’t anyone replaying?

the usual Than would immediately drop everything in her hands and come running!

“Ouuuu...”

i groaned in despair, and drop my pose yet again.

that’s when i feel someone’s hand on my back.

i take a look behind me, toward the person who was tapping my back.

and its......that trap.

“I don’t want you to feel pity for me!”

i quickly shake him off and start running away, but he keeps running after me with a weird sparkle in his eyes.

is watching me suffer that great for you?!

i-i wipe my face that’s full o-of what seems to b-be s-sweat, and ran toward some dark alleyway.

a-alright! i mi-might have wiped a ma-manly tear!

meh, its just a dark, narrow alley!

the only thing note worthy is that its cleaner than what dark alleys are back in my world.

like, you can’t find any garbage on the floor, unlike the ruins outside this place.

the place simply looked too clean.

but what the hell, right?

this place is wide enough to hold Than by my side or anyone by her size, but someone of Acil’s size has to walk behind me.

d-don’t tell her i said that she was fat!

she’ll kill me.

any girl would....except for Than.

i bet she’ll droll.

yup, she’ll droll.

i better confirm that later.

either way....have i said this before....i’m afraid of dark places......?

well, normally, i have Than with me.

so mind you, she’s the God of Death.

i mean, whats there to fear if you have the God of Death as your servant?

but, this place is eery....because some planks are obstructing the stars’ light....

ahh.....

i can hear some loud footsteps behind me....

i, of course, started running.

“A GHOOOOOOOOOOO~OOOOOOOOOOOOOOST!!!!”

ahhhh~ i think something escaped from my mouth....

well, even if its not ghosts, then it might be a kidnapper?!

a serial killer?!

my imagination is running wild.

the footsteps grew louder and more frequent, as if someone was running toward me.

“W-w-w-w-w-why is it coming closer?!”

as if matching my beat, i suddenly come to a stop and the footsteps that should be loud and getting closer with every passing second came to a stop as well.

“E-eh?”

even though i uttered a sound, there was no response.

i then decided to continue walking.

“I-it’s just a trick in my head!”

i then took a big step, ever so slowly.

and then.

“W-woah?!”

-STEP! [A/N: i have no idea what sound i should use. *Clog* just doesn’t work well with my imagination...]

another loud step was heard.

“Noooooo~!!!!!”

i ran with all my might; i simply was so panicked, i couldn’t think straight anymore.

but soon enough, something dreadful happened.

i came about to a dead end.

i took a look above the wall that is blocking my way to safety, but it was so high, that i couldn’t see its end.

“W-waah...U-ummm.....A-ahh...I-is someone there......?!”

AND I JUST GOT MY DEATH FLAG SET UP!

whyyy?!

ahh~

am i going to die for the third time?

i-i hope i can reincarnate next time...

this place was super interesting.

for a second, i felt like a girl who is living alone heard something in the kitchen.

she walks in and asks “Is someone there.....?”

did she expect the killer to say “Yup! i’m here~ i made you a sandwich!” or something?!

i’m such an idiot.

speaking about horrors, i hate how there’s this one cliche part where the killed falls down, and the main character just runs away!

freaking bind him or something?!

or when he has a gun, but throws the thing at the killer!

just use the gun and shoot him?!

and if he does shoot, it just somehow doesn’t hit him!

isn’t that like the main character’s defense barrier in normal movies?!

“A-a-ahh...”

the steps are getting closer....

.....this isn’t time to be in denial!

i-i must attack!

just as i thought of attacking, another sound was heard.

this time, it was an nonrhythmic sound, that didn’t go well with the slow stepping noise.

it sounded very disordered, and the ground shook with all its might!

the steps that the person following me soon became faster, and faster! until it suddenly stopped.

all that was left was the earth’s shaking with every rumble.

“D-did an earthquake happen and swallow the bad guy.....?”

but, i was stupid to think like that.

because....

“Alex!”

i heard my name from above, and i quickly looked up in surprise, but instead of the faint, escaping light of the stars, what was before me was a dark face with glowing, green eyes and a wide smile.

“[email protected]$FUCKI#[email protected][email protected]#!”

i fell on my transparent butt, my eyes wide open in shock, and before i could even utter a word; not that i haven’t said any, the mouth that was making a broad smile opened up and.....

.........i..........bla.....cke....d......o.......u...........t.

“You got him?”

A deep voice that could only be described as manly inquired.

“Yup! i ate him whole~”

replied a voice so high, that you wouldn’t doubt it was from an anime character.

it was a voice that would usually sing those ‘moe songs’ that Alex was all about back when he was alive. [A/N: Those stuff are bad for one’s ears......and nose. *^*]

“So, did you get the girls?”

Asked the girl, who flew above the planks and was bathed with starlight.

she had beautiful blue wings.

unlike the wings of angels, who came from their backs, this one’s wings were her arms themselves.

it was the so called ‘harpy’.

she had black hair, unlike her blue wings, that was long enough to reach her back.

she had a broad smile in her face, that could only be described as an evil smirk.

she seemed to talk with a man, that was still shrouded in darkness.

“So.....what did you do to the girls?”

“.....”

“C’mon~ don’t be so shy and tell me!”

the beautiful girl’s smile went even deeper as she teased the man.

“I Simply did my work. i pleasured them to the point that they had no choice but.......collapse of exhaustion.”

the man said, while continuing “They’re now asleep inside me....”

“Wow~ isn’t that amazing~?”

the girl uttered a compliment to the man, but the man himself knew that she wasn’t really complimenting him.

“Either way, i’m heading back to Master...”

the man uttered as he was leaving the dark alley.

“Ehh~ but isn’t that boring~?”

she said toward the man, who no longer was paying any attention to their conversation they just had.

as the man got out of the dark alley, he, himself, was bathed with starlight, and his appearance was made visible.

but....he wasn’t exactly a man, but a pile of flesh.

“Now then....what do i do with that girl who escaped...?”

the pile of talking flesh muttered as he walked away.

“Muuu~ you’re so boring, Fluuufffy~!”

the girl burst into laughter with the thought of how the name doesn’t suit the man’s appearance, nor does any of the two above matched his voice either.

“Hey Alex~ heard that?!”

another girl’s voice rang in the silent night sky, and another was answered from the harpy’s location that said “Loud and clear, you fucking trap!”

Alex, who was swallowed whole by the harpy, came out of her ‘bottom’.

“I wish i was in my human body....then i couldn’t enjoyed leaving from that ‘hole’....not that i’m into scat[A/N: don’t google it for your purity’s sake!].....but either way, this is all that Bastard’s Fault! i’ll make sure to have him turn into a bitch in no time!!........but......i never imagined that blob of flesh to have such a voice....and to think he pleasured all 17 women! that bastard.....he should die as well!”

“Well~ aside from the harpy, That disgusting thing can be killed y’know~”

“But you’re even more disgusting! but i see, he can be killed--”

“--Eh?”

the harpy proclaimed in a hurry.

“You dirty bastard! aim with that thing and shot at the harpy just like how i taught you earlier!”

Alex shouted on top of his lungs.

and the trap fired away with the M16 that he was given when He and Alex first met.

“Gouuuh!?”

the harpy screamed in agony.

she was soon pumped full of holes, and died.

normally though, Alex would be against him firing at such a pretty lady, but he couldn’t careless now that he knew she was part of that God’s harem.

he quickly floated the trap’s side, and took a hole of an RPG.

“J-just....don’t get near me.”

“Ehh~ i even let you borrow that from me~!”

Said the Trap while pointing at the RPG.

“But it was mine to begin with!”

proclaimed Alex while installing the head of the anti tank missile.

he then aimed at the blob of disgusting flesh and said, “Although you seemed like a cool guy, knowing all the techniques to pleasure a woman.....i just can’t accept the fact that a disgusting creature such as yourself has a more fulfilling life than me......so please, die.”

As soon as he said the words toward the jumping blob of flesh, that couldn’t even hear Alex’s words that were aimed at him, he pulled the trigger with zero hesitation about the women safety.

--KAABOOOOM!

just like that, the night’s sky was lit with the great explosion, and the earth shook so much that all the ruins came down crumbling.

Alex then flew toward the location of the body, and was horrified at the smell of burning flesh.

there, he found all the girls collapsed on the ground....no, he found them all collapsed but one.

it was a petite girl, she was down on her knees, holding her face down with both her hands.

her shoulders shook so much, that even Alex felt sorry for her.

“H-hey Than...i-i’m sor--”

just before he could continue, the girl suddenly lifted her head, and started laughing.

she laughed, and laughed, and continued to laugh.

after a few minuted of uncontrollable, maniac laughter, she held both of her hands on her cheeks, which were read from laughter.

she then smiled even deeper than ever before and said, “Master~you blew me up and.....killed Fluffy~ That felt so good.....that i got so wet~”

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