i wanted to release chapter 13 on Friday the 13th.....but, i realized its a few days away, and i didn't want people to

forget about this fiction.....so here's a new chapter~! i hope i didn't disappoint......i'm losing my confidence as of late

so anyhow, spot any mistake, please tell meh!

PS: this is reader friendly who am i kidding, when did i ever post anything reader friendly? anyhow, enjoy!!!

Hell is a location pictured to be the ultimate place that no one would want to be in.

it is pictured by religious guys to be a place where you are punished horribly--painfully for your crimes--sins.

as you might know, the after world deals with karma.

you can buy your way into heaven, which most people do, or sink down to hell.

if you have an excessive amount of karma, even reincarnation is possible by meeting the Human God personally.

but, what was before was nothing as pictured.

the current time was night time, which was the exact opposite of heaven, who is in broad daylight at the moment.

it took a few moments for my brain to process the new information about the instant movement from the mansion to the middle of an unknown street.

if you’re wondering, my mouth is hang wide open.

of course, its not that i’m trying to catch bugs not that any exists here, but i’m simply dumbfounded.

by the way, part of my brain is also dumbfounded!

the one responsible for desires i guess; but the one responsible for thought is alright, so it's quite a weird feeling being able to think this straight while my body cannot move from shock.

as for why, its simply that Hell wasn’t what i.......expected it to be.

before me was something that you’ll only find in TV shows and perhaps some video game i played a while ago that involved car thefts and heists.

its the legendary red district!

one did exist in Japan, but i haven’t went there even once.

before me was nothing like punishment devices or any kind of being that is suffering.

on the contrary, the only ‘punishments’ here are for sexual purposes; the kind that only Than-type of people would enjoy, if you get the gist of what i mean.

"Is Hell supposed to be like this?!"

i screamed at the top of my lungs as soon as i recovered.

i began walking in anger.

i mean, isn’t hell supposed to be this wacko place that no one wants to be in!?

all that i see before me are men ‘touching’ other girls who have horns!

isn’t this more heavenly than heaven?!

not to mention, these signs...

“ ‘Love is All’ ‘An*s Span*&ng’ ‘Se**al Sad**t’ ‘Bon**ge H**l’ ‘Heaven in Hell’”

i get the feeling that only the first two sound alright.

but believe me, those two sound a bit misleading...

the first one, which is the store called ‘Love is All’ is located directly to my left, which hosted most of the people in this street.

i took a quick glace inside, and i was surprised.

just....surprised.

the whole building is made of a single room, which can easily host 7 buses.

point is, the building is huge.

and its all turned to one, open lobby.

there, of course, were people doing ‘it’.

is this hell or heaven for exhibitionist?!

i am truly starting to doubt this is hell.

isn’t ‘heaven’ hell and hell ‘heaven’?

the scene itself didn’t fit any kids, and thinking exactly how all kids go straight to heaven, all the pieces fell together.

“This is heaven, isn’t it?!”

not allowing kids, doing what you want, isn’t this exactly like heaven?!

even that ‘Heaven in Hell’ must be crazy!

dammit!

that god damn expressionless small goddess!

she’s probably all “pffft” when she got me to heaven!!

she even went all the way to buy me clothes, and i had respect for her, but not anymore!!!

return to heaven?

screw that!

this place is heaven!!

finding the God of Ranks?

he can go screw himself for all i care!

in the end, i can’t do that while i’m in ghost form!!

“Master, if you wish to do that, then i recommend that you look for the God of Ranks after all. since, you can’t do anything with the current state of your body.”

“Esper?!” i, of course, knew that i just spoken out loud. i won’t be tricked by the same thing ever again!

Than opened her eyes in surprise, did she perhaps think it was a compliment?

wait....does she even know what an esper means?

i quickly shake my head in order to dismiss the thoughts that keep popping out, and look at my own body.

of course, it’s transparent.

“S-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-sta-status!!!!!!!!”

Alison AlexRankG

at that instant, i fell down to orz

“Why?! how can the heavens be so cruel?!?!”

“Master, that’s the reason i refused the woman to drag you here....since with that body, you can’t exactly ‘work’...”

the me, who just stood up, fell yet again to orz.

onlooker stopped to look at us, who were causing a commotion, but i didn’t mind at all, because i won't be meeting this people anytime soon........or at least that's what i want people to think...

“Just....why? why am i in this body in hell, and not heaven?! do hell have ranks as well?!?!”

“Not at all, Master. If this one is allowed to speak, Hell is totally different from Heaven. Unlike Heaven, there is no such concept as ‘rank’ in here, you’ll only get freedom, in this never ending night. but perhaps the reason why Master is like this, is just as the fake has mentioned, is that the God of Ranks is here....so his influence is reaching you....?”

is that so...

then, i just have to somehow get him to get back to heaven?

or i can just return to heaven and raise my rank.......or not.

i can’t do that...

and even if i want to raise my rank here, i also can’t do that ‘cause no one even has a rank here.

so my only choice is to find the God...?

Curse you, Gods.

that being said, i need to start moving soon.

i quickly get up from the position i was in, and start moving forward.

and before long, we set in a place full of casinos and the like.

i mean, there’s even a pachinko places...

i wanna head there~

but i’m broke.....

slaves don’t get a paycheck...

even if they do, I’ve only worked for half a day, destroyed a room for a week, invited a troublesome person, scared my master to hell and sent her to god knows where......i’m not going to be paid any tips anytime soon...

with that, our aimless search began.

***

at the same time that Alex began searching for his prey, on some other place on the edge of hell, a young, naked blond beauty was crawling in the ground in exhaustion, while panting in excitement. she then lied completely on the ground, paying no heed for showing her literally weapons of mass destruction that every man cannot resist, and calmed her breathing.

after regaining her calmness, here cheeks flushed red, just remembering what happened a few moments ago. she then shook her head furiously, which looked cute compiled with her adult-figure and mature aura. she then sat up, cross legged, and held her fist in the air; she was, without a doubt, cursing someone.

but, a perverted smirk escaped her, which she immediately concealed with her hands.

then, a handsome figure was walking toward the gorgeous lady that would make any man tumble on his feet, even more so now that she’s naked.

clueless of his presence, the young man continued to approach stealthily.

the young man had golden hair, similar to the lady’s but had light blue eyes; which looked the exact opposite of the lady’s red eyes.

he wore a blue, long coat that had a similar color to his eyes, and bore a fondness smile that could charm any woman.

under the jacket, he wore a white suit, which suited him very well. he’s one of those who would look great in anything they wore, or so he gave the impression.

after sneaking behind the woman, he skillfully took off the coat, and cover the naked lady.

the lady jumped in surprise, but then remember he, who saved her, and released a sigh of relief.

she then turned around to take a good look at the man who saved her, since it seemed like she didn’t take a good look while she was in heat.

but as soon as she turned around, while faced with that charming smile, she opened her jaws wide in shock.

the man, who titled his head charmingly, as if feigning ignorance, waited for the lady to close her jaw and speak.

the lady soon recovered, and glared at the man.

since in the end, he’s the one who’s the cause of all of this.

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