Author Note: IMPORTANT TO READ!

so, i might not have said this before but! the time for the chapter releases from now on are going to be irregular! as in i have no idea when i'm going to update 'em. although, i'll try with the best of my abilities to post a chapter every 3 days....also, this part has an 18+ event. i put a warning on it, but be careful.

tl;dr: i'm going to be updating this irregularly and this has an 18+ event! so be advised~

it’s been a few hours since we decided to go to hell to meet the troublesome god....but Than still refuses to get us there.

“No! i’m not getting you to heaven at all!”

she quickly snapped at Acil, who’s been trying to ask politely for a while now to get us to hell.

“Then tell us exactly how to fix this problem, that you caused?!”

Acil simply flung the blame toward Than, who probably had nothing to do with it either way.

but in my opinion, they’re both involved, thus, they’re both at fault.

its not that involvement = their fault.

but rather than trying to switch the blame, without having sugar coat it with ‘its none of your faults’, its better that we motivate both of them by making them feel guilty.

of course, even if i wanted to do that, i simply can’t.

these two frighten me at the moment.

please remember kids, cat fights aren’t good at all.

since you’d get dragged into them in no time.

so i’ve been silent for a while, and thank god they haven’t paid any attention to me.

the thing is though, is that Than intensely disagrees into going to hell.

is hell really that bad?

for a second there, i thought she was a VIP or something...

oh...

could it be that she’s actually embarrassed of something in hell?

i mean, isn’t that the reason why she’s refusing to hard?

that’s the only reason i can think of!

now then, i wonder if there is anything that could embarrass this kid....

“.....”

i can’t think of anything.

its simply that i’ve seen her embarrass herself so hard with a straight face, that i can’t think of anything that could make her embarrassed....

“Ehehehe~ Than! we’re going to hell right this instant!!”

Acil quickly looks my way in disbelief, and quickly says “There’s no way she’s goi---” and got interrupted by Than’s “Yes, Master! i’ve already got the portal ready!!”

that disbelief soon turned into anger directed toward Than, and then me.

“You.....even though i’ve been trying to convince her for the last two hours, why didn’t you talk earlier?!”

even though she’s complaining, she entered the portal before i even had the chance to respond.

“Now then Than....this will take us to hell, right?”

“Nope~”

“Huh?!”

Than brings out her tongue in a teasing way, and then says “Well, even if we take her with us Master....she’s useless and only complains....”

“I-is that so...”

even if that was the case, there is no need to send her to god knows where, right?!

although i want to complain right this instant, i refrained from doing so after thinking about it a little bit more.

Acil is the so called strategist.

she has no physical ability.

yet, aren’t we heading for the place called ‘Hell’?

if that was the case, then leaving her in Than’s hands might be a lot better.

she simply has bad luck.

she has yet to proven her true worth, because of the strange things happening nowadays.

zombies and the ranking system malfunctioning.

those things don’t even happen once every a thousand years.

thus, i shall not protest.

“So anyhow, where did you send her?”

“Oh, somewhere that is close to hell....although, it might be Heaven for her.”

As soon as she said that, Alex’s eyes sharpened like never before.

and in response, Than’s eyes also sharpened.

“I see....is that what you call a girl’s hell but a woman’s heaven?”

“Indeed. one shouldn’t underestimate you, Master. my respect toward you has been renewed to an even higher evaluation than the heavens!”

after they both laughed with a “Kukukuku” and “Hehehehe” respectively, Than quickly opened another portal.

“This, Master, is the true portal to hell.”

although i said its a portal, unlike the previous ones that were normal, circular, this one was a huge steel door. the color was black, its size was about three times my size, which almost hit the ceiling. the door knobs were in the shape of what seems to be goblins. if ten people were to describe it, then ten out of ten would say that it looked “Heavy and intimidating”

Than quickly removed her hands from the sealing on the front of her outfit, and opened the door with ease, failing to

prove the image of the door’s heaviness and the petite girl’s weakness.

she then strapped both of her hands on her back, which had the same sealing as the front, and bowed beside the door.

she bowed so low, that Alex couldn’t help but catch a glimpse of her perky nipples.

of course, they were hard.

but Alex didn’t want to go anywhere near that, so he frankly ignored it mostly due to the heavy atmosphere.

Maaaaaan~ i really wanna comment about that! but this atmosphere of respect and honor...i can’t really say anything of the like here!

while Alex was stuck on his on dilemma, Than quickly said something befitting of the scene before them, unlike the frozen Alex.

“Master, Hell is but a small place for someone of your kind. although i have you excuse me for accompanying you, i’ll make sure that your trip is nothing but enjoyable.”

her tone suggested her seriousness, which made Alex even more lost in thought.

where does this respect come from?

what have i done to have such respect toward me?

nay, i shouldn’t think of such petty things.

a girl is offering herself to me, so i should accept with grace!

with that being said, i need to pick up a delusional line as well..

ahh! i think i read this in a world conquer novel before!!

“You have my utmost thanks, Than. For i am nowhere worthy of your respect, i will answer your expectation with my utmost force, and make you stunned.”

this started as a fine line, but then realized that i forgot the line itself.....so in the end, i created most of it myself....

meh, as long as it fits the mood, it doesn’t need to make sense!

with such thoughts, Alex gave himself a wry smile internally, and walked toward the heavy, open door before him.

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18+ from here on, so be advised~ like tentacle rape 18+~~~ P.S.: this part isn't really important, but i wrote it just for fun XD

“A-ahh~ N-not there~!”

at the same time, Acil was having her own fun with some....animals from the border of hell and heaven.

its a place known to be filled with unknown creatures, and it is not uncommon to spot a thought legendary dragon here and there.

heck, even griffons and giants were nothing of a rare sight.

but a true rare animal so to say is the tentacle of lust.

its an animal known for its hunger of whatever hole it can find, and there are only three of them left alive.

they’re truly the only animal on the endangered list of the boarder!

as for how it ended up like this, was because of over hunting.

men and woman captured this cursed animal to satisfy their own lust.

it was called after lust because of its ability to go on forever, and if not careful, can keep even gods at bay for a number of millenniums in pleasure.

such a rare creature was now assaulting Acil.

The thick, slimy tentacle has entered her freshly pink lower mouth, while another similar pink tentacle was penetrating her anus.

her blond hair was dyed white with a mysterious slimy substance, while her face was warped in pleasure with a tingling of disgust.

although, it seemed as if the pleasure has taken over her in almost no time whatsoever.

it is also said that it produces strong amphetamines, which amplifies the sexual pleasure by bounds. ((A/N: not sure of the drug’s name is right, so correct me if i’m wrong.))

sooner than later, she began to scream in joy.

although, i’ll omit such vulgar expressions.

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