Author note: Sorry for the wait people! i've been rather busy today, and i also took an interview today....so yeah, life is getting busy.....

anyhow, enjoy!

Right now, in front of me laid something that shouldn’t be here what so ever.

if looked upon normally, it’s just a petite girl bowing her head toward a young man.

if you looked a little bit closer, you’d find that her clothes are a bit...strange.

with black leather stripes running along throughout her body, tying it up, it looked exactly like a Straitjacket, except for the fact that it exposed her pure white skin.

her hands, which were holding a scythe a few hours ago, were now tied behind her back.

now then.

if she were to suddenly bow, that would be visible.

i mean, take into consideration my height....

and i can clearly see it.

i mean....that is poking out.

no! i am by no means a lolicon!

its just that......how can i not feel shaken when those pink thingies are poking out?

at least cover them....

“.............”

with my silence, Than--that’s her new nickname--lifted her head and titled it.

“Is something the matter, Master?”

i mean, what is the matter with these god’s names?

why are they all so hard to pronounce?

either way......i’d really like her to do something about this....

i think i really broke her...

i didn’t mean it!

i took a joke too far!!

oops, i need to fix this habit of mine...

i pointed to her chest area and said “A-anyhow, Than.....how about doing something about that?”

“Than....?”

the young girl titled her head even more, seemingly lost in confusion.

ehh~

even if you try to look cute, i won’t overlook it!

since in the end, i’m no lolicon!!

really, i wonder what happened to the me from a few hours ago.

i want to go back and punch him.

i can’t believe he was that much of a sadist lolicon....

“Y-yeah, that’s your new nickname...”

as soon as i said that, Than’s eyes sparkled with a never before seen glimmer.

really...i wonder what happened to her rage about the world and everything else...

ahh~ it’s sticking out even more...

“Would you please stop humming and cover yourself?”

pointed out Acil.

she then pointed to the same place that Alex pointed to earlier.

Than’s eyes quickly changed from glimmering with joy to that of glaring in hatred.

sparks flew between both figures.

real...sparks.

“Stop it you two! anyhow, Than, really! cover that thing up!”

she then looked down toward her own chest.

“Oops~ i was so happy that master inflicted this wound on me that i forgot to heal it~”

the thing i was pointing toward was all along just her inwards that spilled out of the gun wound i inflicted on her, while bending.....carrying out our revenge.

eww...

it’s been spelling out all over the place...

taking another look....

the car that was originally blue was now red.

At first, Than pouted while shouting “But this is Master’s love~!” and won’t heal it no matter what.

is this girl a masochist?

with enough time passing, and reminded by the urgency of the situation, i quickly requested her to settle on a request from me, and then let her take us out of here.

“If that’s the case......then please let me live with you!”

damn!

so this is your true motive?!

either way, i send Acil a look and she narrowed her eyes.

she then began playing with her hair while deep in thought.

but after a few moments, she forced a nod.

“Alright then, you’re free to live with us!”

“U-us.....?”

murderous intent leaked from Than’s small body, and Acil quickly hid behind me.

Than, who saw this, leaked even more blood thirst.

before i could even say anything in order to quell her wrath i’m not dense!, it subdued on its own.

“Master, please excuse this one’s rude question, but.....if i remember correctly....you’re that fake’s servant....right?”

“If you mean Acil, then yes?”

“Is that so....thank you for answering me, Master...”

cold sweat broke out in my back while Acil is still grabbing on to it.

phew~

i think we avoided a total meltdown!

“N-now then, how about w-we head home...?”

“As you wish, Master~”

she said that while bowing toward me.

i’m really wondering....how can a god, a true god, bow before a rank F?

although this goddess is quite cute, she’s too hardcore for me....

that being said, Black wings came out from Than’s back, which gave her the feeling of a fallen angel.

feathers flickered here and there, and i, of course, left Acil and ran toward one of them.

i spread open my palms, awaiting a feather to fall in them.

only to see them turn to dust as soon as contact is formed with my hand.

“This is....weird.”

of course, i hung my shoulders in disappointment.

paying to heed for either of us, Than ‘s feathers that are still in the ear began to swirling around all of us, and before we know it, it looked like we’re in the eye of a twister made of black feathers.

and before i knew it, a circular hole was in front of Than, floating in midair.

“Is this....a portal?”

“Yes, Master! as this one has promised, i have opened a portal back to heaven~!”

Said Than, while revealing a huge, proud smile.

“Your sure this won’t take us to god knows where...right?”

“Don’t worry! i know exactly where it’s going to take us, and that’s heaven!” [A/N: i’m sorry for the bad puns TT^TT]

ehh...i didn’t even asked you....

way to shove it in my face, you perverted lolita goddess....

either way, this is where she somehow messes up and we get send off to our enemies.....at least that’s what usually happen in anime and manga.

damn those authors....trying to extend an already long arc even more...!

as i was stuck in my own head, Than’s wings move behind Acil, and begin pushing her toward the portal.

“W-waaah?! wh-what’re you doing?! h-helupup”

“Ahh...she just bit her tongue...”

for a second, i saw the mature figure that could only be called ‘beautiful’ as cute.

what the hell am i doing?!

“W-WOAAAaaaaaaahhhh”

and....she fell through the portal.

i quickly extended my hand and screamed “NOOOOooooo.....”

close enough.

now then....why did she push Acil out of this place?

could it be that she wants to kill her...?

nah...if she wanted to kill her, then she would’ve done that from the start.

then.....could it be that she wants some alone time with me?!

like......doing this....and that!?

“Now then Master, let’s head ourselves, now that we’ve confirmed that the portal’s safe with the fake’s help.”

meh, what was i even expecting?

well then, now to fix my image to that of a brother rather than a master.......!

“H-hey Than, wanna hold hands?”

as i said that, Than’s tears began to swell up in her eyes.

she soon began crying.

she then freed one hand and came close to me, still crying.

i grabbed a hold of her small hand gently.

“S-soft...”

my first time holding hands with a small girl.

as a kid, everyone avoided me.

in both lives of course...

i never had any siblings either....

so this is the first time i’ve held a girl’s hand in about 20 years?

if we ignore the one before i died in Miðgarðr (Midgard).

of course, those memories are hazy, since it all happened over 25 years ago.

i can’t remember her face, let alone the feeling of that killer kiss i had before i died.

but, as any virgin would say, it was totally worth it!

ahh~ the frustration for not remembering how it felt.......!

“Ahh~n, M-master~”

“E-eh?”

as i was lost in my own little world yet again, Than’s moaning brought me back to reality.

before i realized it, i’ve put too much strength into my hand that held Than’s.

for your information, i have strength beyond that of normal humans.

breaking walls should be easy with my hands.

yet, i’m squeezing with all of my strength on Than’s hand.

and she’s moaning.

how is this even possible?

how did the goddess of death turn out to be a masochist?

isn’t she supposed to be a sadist?

i mean, you’re death....

“Ahh...whatever! lets just go.”

i quickly jump into the portal, and lead Than with me.

***

“Alex....what’s with the Pose?”

as soon as i jumped through the portal, i closed my eyes, preparing for the impact.

but!

i heard Acil’s voice as soon as i closed my eyes.

i slowly open my eyes....and the scenery before me is quite familiar.

“This.....are we back to the mansion?”

i quickly asked, trying to change the subject about my pose.

because, i had legs opened to a shoulder length, while my both of my hands are streaked out.

i-i thought I’d glide in the air like a flying squirrel...

with that being said, i take a look toward my right.

and i can see Than is moaning in the ground.

i think...i dislocated her shoulder with that arm stretching.

well, she’s liking it...?

its all green!

and as i’m thinking of such, i began to look over my own body.

seeing if there’s any abnormality with the portal transfer.

since those things aren’t very reliable...so says my sci-fi experience...

and......i’m not transparent.

“WHY AREN’T I TRANSPARENT?!”

i’m really mad!

and you can’t tell me i ranked up, because i haven’t battled it out with anyone yet!

and i had such a convenient body too.....!

“Status!”

i shout in a fit of anger.

and.....i couldn’t help but gasp in surprise.

since the window is all jumbled up.

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