《Is Heaven Supposed to Be Like This?!》9. In The End, The Tuxedo is Uncomfortable!
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Author note: well, i pulled an all nighter due to some circumstances, which lead this chapter to turn out rather....unexpected. so yeah, i think my true feelings leaked a bit with this chapter.
other than that, if you spot any mistakes, please tell me!
P.S: is it just me, or does the title of the fiction doesn't really appeal for people to actually click it?
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i’m going to ask you a stupid question.
have you ever felt like throwing up, just by remembering the past?
some of you perhaps did.
embarrassment, depression and regret.
i have never truly felt such emotions.
at least not to the point where i want to throw up or....kill myself.
“I’m proud to say this, i have never felt regret even once in my life......!”
“Well, you better start now! i have no idea how we managed to escape, but you just crushed every last chance we had in winning! i knew idiocy, but not to this level!!”
idiocy huh....
well, that itself can be a compliment.
you know what they say, idiots don’t catch colds!
“Before you get anything up your head, that was not a compliment.”
“Too late!”
well, leaving this stupid conversation aside, it truly is a miracle for us to have ran away from her.
no, i think its more like she let us run away.
with the suv up in flames, we had to run by foot until we reached out of the base, where we found another car.
although this one is considerably.....smaller.
also, this tuxedo is hard to move in.
i wonder why all spies wear ‘em.....
either way, this car is seriously bad.
its like one-third of the suv’s size.
and its speed is nothing special.
ahh......!
dammit, the zombies are also getting smarter and more persistent.
is this the effect of Thanatus’s anger?
probably.
ohh.....i know exactly what to do now!
“W-woah?! what’re you doing?! why are we going back?!?!”
ohohoho, she’s surprised just as i have guessed!
well, i’ll be surprised if she wasn’t.
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i mean, i’m returning us to certain doom that we somehow got out of with our enemy’s mercy.
but don’t worry, my sweetheart!
I'll protect you.
with that being said, we soon got passed the gate.
ohh?
it seems she’s still here!
great, great.
i press harder on the gas pedal.
the engine roared with all its might!
the car’s frame began to vibrate, as if worried about the future.
“no can do...”
as soon as i said that, Acil realized what i was going to do.
she began to shriek in horror, while i kicked the front window.
~Shatter
with the front window down, i put even more pressure on the pedal.
at the same time, i take out the fully loaded pistol.
i came in contact with the petite body, but rather than the body flying away, it flew toward the window i just shattered.
the girl glared daggers toward me, while i pointed the gun’s muzzle straight to her head.
i then smiled and said “well you let us out off here?”
with no answer, i quickly put all of my strength into the trigger.
i released, lowered the hammer and pulled yet again.
i repeated this process until no more bullets were left in the cylinder.
5 bullets, straight toward her brains in point blank.
human rights?
there’s no such thing.
she is not human.
child abuse?
this kid is over a thousand years old.
before the girl even had the chance to recover, I quickly signal Acil to make sure she’s wearing her seat belts.
as soon as I made sure, I quickly kick it up a notch and speed up even more.
soon enough, I smashed the car straight toward the wall.
if not for a seat belt, I would have flown straight out of the broken window.
Acil is too frightened to even scream in terror.
if she were to be in her mortal body, then for sure, she would’ve peed herself at this moment.
“Hehehe~”
just thinking about, droll began to leak.
I quickly clean it off, remembering the task at hand.
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an immortal goddess that is death itself?
I'm not afraid of such petty things.
if its immobile, then even i can work my way through.
I quickly reload the pistol and get out of the car.
the car itself is in one hell of a condition, the front was mashed up until the engine.
if the engine wasn’t as sturdy as it was, then both me and Acil would have been in danger.
but as long as nothing really happened, then its fine.
“As for the body of our cute goddess......its mashed beyond recognition! this would buy me a bit time~”
with that thought, I quickly ran to the armory.
I already memorized the location of the weapons I need, so it didn’t take much time to actually buckle up.
I took the stuff I earlier took, some ammunition and a shotgun rather than the M16.
of course, I already have the main actor loaded.
I quickly signal the dead weight to move out of the car as fast as possible.
checking that she still hasn’t fully regenerated, and after making sure that Acil was at a safe distance, I pulled the trigger.
-KABOOOOM!
the car blew up.
I'm not really that cruel or anything.....its just that I’d rather kill than be killed.
and this guy is immortal...
so I’d harass her enough until she gives up and let us get away.
that being said, this place was soon filled with the smell of burned flesh.
Acil is still shaking in fright and terror.
“in the end, she is a strategist, and not a soldier.”
she is a person who got dulled by peace, without having gotten used to the smell of blood.
“Ohh? you’re back.”
I quickly looked upon that which resurrected from the-no longer here- pile of burned flesh.
before giving her the chance to talk, I quickly aimed my shotgun and shot.
--Ba-bang!
half of her face was blown away, and she fell to the ground yet again.
I got near her, and looked at her bloodless half opened skull.
her brains blown away, I aimed for the middle of her chest.
---Ba-bang!
with a hole in both her skull and chest, I quickly reloaded the shotgun.
no, no, believe me.
I am in no way blowing out my frustration and disappointment at how wearing a tuxedo is annoying.
no way at all!
its just that, I'm hungry and tired....
I want to return home already, and get back to my old body.
i guess even Acil feels the same.
since back in heaven, its always about gambling and games.
there is no need to actually risk our lives.
and in there, we’re immortals as well!
with that being said, i quickly looked at the goddess who is having both fatal wounds regenerating.
its like piecing out lego parts.
it really is a mystery...
either way, i point the shot gun at her face yet again, ready to shoot as soon as she says anything indicating her will to not let us get back home.
but then again, i am a bit worried...
i mean, she’s immortal...
she can play this forever!
at least until Acil runs out of gas and dies.
well, being immortal doesn’t mean it doesn’t hurt.
while having such thoughts, i reloaded the shotgun.
as soon as recovers, she then goes “F-fine! i--i’ll let yo-”
-Ba-bang!
not good enough.
i mean, look at the poor Acil!
look at how she’s trembling!!
well, its mostly my fault though
i must take her revenge as well!
letting us go with nothing at all isn’t good enough.
and i think my guess was quite on the spot, she does feel pain.
with that, i gave my self a thumbs up.
......in my heart at least.
she soon recovers.
“Y-you ca--”
--Ba-bang!
This, of course, continued for several hours, until i was out of ammo.
even if she submitted, I must take Acil’s revenge!
well, a few hours of the same torture led her responses to a huge dramatic change in them.
i mean.....
here, listen for yourself.
“Please excuse this one’s rude request, but please allow this one to guide Master out of this shithole!”
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