《How Not to Use Magic》Index
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Ferin, Children of Magic. (Layman's term for anything not human. POC/BIPOC but for racists.)
[Fair-In]
Human, Children of the Clay, Clay Doll. (The first is the pre-war definition, the second is post-war.)
[Hue-Man] Gosh aren't I helpful?
Buram Syca, God of Order. Patron of the Elite. Lawmaker.
[Boo-Rum] [Sigh-Ca]
Zantari, Urvu Slayer.
[Zan-Tar-E] [Er-Vu]
Citales Mivos, Goddess of Pranks and Disorder. Trickster.
[Sight-Alleys] [My-Vos]
Crito, Famous Philosopher (Yes I created this guy to make the Socrates joke, and?)
[Cry-Toe]
Cion, Dragon Wolf
[Sigh-On]
Vilos Fyner, God of Athletics, Masculinity, (Redacted), and (Redacted). Patron of (Redacted). Champion.
[Vi-Los] [Fi-Ner]
Zornata Vyat, God/Goddess of Love, Sex, and Attraction. Patron of Lovers. Heartbreaker. (Vyat appears in different forms and genders, according to the person. No one sees them the same way. Gender depends on what the viewer is most comfortable with OR their preferred partner's gender. Some people have priorities.)
[Zor-Not-A] [Vi-At]
Inixza, Vyat's Dice. (A game where pairs take turns participating in increasingly flirtatious behavior until someone yields.
Literally only teenagers play this stupid game, I literally can't count how many annoying ass couples came from it. -Some lonely person)
[E-Nix-Uh]
Zalio, Whirlwind's Jewel. (A fabulous Jewel mined in Opati famous for it's color, people with this eyes the color of this gem are thought to be extremely powerful.)
[Za-Leo]
Silium Goldentongue, Flame Child.
[Sil-E-Um] [Goal-Den-Ta-Ung] Just so helpful
Kinis, Home of the Silver Vipers (Whooooooo go Vipers!)
[Kin-Is]
Nuxvata Raina, Goddess of the Sun, and Light. Motherly.
[Nooks-Vat-Uh] [Rain-Uh]
Aalkaya, Slave of the Dirt. (Humans are so special! They even get their own slur!]
[Al-Kai-Uh]
Nitras Ervos, God of Chaos. World-Eater. (VERY different from disorder.)
[Ni-Tras] [Er-Vos]
Zait, Cup of Illusions. (The Academy of Illusionary Theatre hands these bad boys out, but the grandeur and awe-inspiring power of a Ziat depends on the scale it was handed out at, and the rank of the actor. Actors are ranked as thus:
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Nobody, Familial, Starving, Local, Regional, Prodigy, National, and Global.
"Yes, those are official.
Yes, Familial means that only your family would watch you.
Yes, I want to go to bed". -Academy of Illusionary Theatre Employee Makrum Silari, right before drinking 7 cups of coffee, using 4 lesser-energy spells, and still passing out.)
[Zi-At]
Saetari, Whisperer of the Blaze.
(Say-tar-e)
Spellbaring, the act of helping a less... magically gifted person with a spell/spells in return for money or other such compensation.
Mages, Offical spellbarers authorized to cast Class 6 and below spells on their own.
Zanitis, the continent the story takes place on.
“Monster”, among most if not all Ferin societies, The term Monster has vastly different connotations compared to Human societies.
With humans (After the Blood War), Monster is a term used interchangeably with Ferin.
For Ferin children, it is a joke term mocking humans for their language.
In serious contexts, Monster is a grave word, meaning that someone is beyond help and is evil.
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