《Journey of 365 Days (((Kind of Completed)))》49--Joke Poem
Advertisement
[What did the wall say to the other wall? Meet you at the corner! Write something inspired by a favorite joke.]
No joke came to mind, so I’ll use the one in the prompt:
The left wall joked with the right wall, and they both laughed,
But on the inside, they both wished that a vehicle crashed,
Right into them, making that day their last,
Because fate for a sapient wall was actually worse,
Than whatever pain a human could possibly immerse,
Themselves in, even if they were to traverse,
All the way to Hell for tortures,
And followed all the Devil’s orders,
Gaining all awful disorders,
Which is ‘cause being a sapient wall is to,
Be trapped, forced to experience and view,
All the exciting or boring events around you,
Not a good thing by any measurement,
Even if it’s to be part of a settlement,
Where humans are most in their element,
Because watching their lives play out,
Can bring far more pain without a doubt,
When the poor walls can’t even shout,
Or communicate with other creatures in any way,
Watching everything pass by until the very day,
When they’re demolished and life turns to gray.
Advertisement
- In Serial699 Chapters
Destroyer of Ice and Fire
As the era of dragons gradually came to an end, as arcane masters left countless riches and legends under the starry sky, one awakened youngster after another began to set foot on their journey. Translator Notes: A lighthearted shounen-style story in a western fantasy setting filled with a group of friends, magic academies, chuckles, hot-blooded youth, and no harem. Let their adventure begin.
8 142 - In Serial8 Chapters
Sinistea in Stardew
Pokemon/Stardew crossover ~ Georgie is a child offered up in the shrine of selfishness by her parents and she can't remember anything in her life other than being a servant to the emerald witch. But she does know who and where her parents are. They just don't know her. So she leaves offerings by their windowsill, wishing them well.
8 74 - In Serial37 Chapters
Endsmouth: The Tower
First it was the virus. Then the bombs. Now Jordan Branch rules the world he destroyed. There's no one left to stop him. Or at least he thinks. TK Gabriel was an action hero in a past life, doomed to roam the roads in search of revenge on the man who took everything from him. That means going to Branch's Tower in what remains of the Las Vegas strip. That means fighting to the death in his arena. Branch and his wealthy elites watch while survivors battle his mutated creations for a chance at a warm bed and a hot meal. The rest do what they can to survive. Hope means something different now. Hope means doing whatever to survive. True hope for a better future seems impossible. ... until the action hero blows into town and defies the odds. He can't be what they want him to be, but hope comes from the strangest places sometimes. Note: was previously published under the pen name Kieran Legend.
8 317 - In Serial88 Chapters
I, Mor-eldal: The Necromancer Thief
As a budding little necromancer, I soon discovered that the world of city people is complicated. When my master kicked me out of the cave, he warned me not to talk about my “dark” magic, because people here don't like the undead. I am not really an undead, I just have a skeleton hand, but it is better to be careful. Anyway, that's not my biggest worry. In the Black Dagger brotherhood, I learn a lot of things, such as illusionist magic, which turns out to be quite handy to survive in this maze of streets: in the Cat Quarter, we have thugs of all kinds that are best avoided. But we also have good people, goodhearted “gwaks”, as we say around here. Little did I know that I would soon be caught up in an infamous traffic that would entangle my life even more. With a mix of lighthearted adventure and picaresque, this story narrates the hectic life of a good-spirited street child and his companions in a medieval urban fantasy setting with some nineteenth-century influences. Updates Mondays and Fridays. This is a Creative Commons By work. It is a translation of a trilogy I wrote in Spanish between 2017 and 2018.
8 164 - In Serial27 Chapters
These tears i cry | PJM
You know , silent tears holds the loudest pain? Short story . 11 March 2017 - completed in an hour
8 237 - In Serial7 Chapters
I finally found you (itto x Sara)
Itto's daily routine is to bother Sara, but today he couldn't find her anywhere in inazuma city, he asks around and little did he know that after hearing news about her location he'd go out on a long adventure leading him to dangers he'd never faced before Story Is Complete⚠️The characters belong to Mihoyo's Genshin Impact⚠️⚠️I do not own the cover art ⚠️
8 65

