《Lil ko's heart》Bruh....
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Lil ko's POV:
The interior of Nicole's house was no different than any other average everyday house for a nuclear family. Carpets laid across the floor, a few vases and other decorations that only a woman will waste money on can be seen every now and then. Nothing shady was seen....until we reached her room.
"What the fuck am I looking at?" I inquired about the obvious elephant in the room which was....
"Am I dreaming" The injured Munharif's voice was quivering slightly " this is Heaven. HEAVEN I tell you!!!"
"My god, its almost as good as my room" added azalea with booth admiration and pride.
"I will voice my questions again" being both flattered and irritated I said" just what the fuck is wrong with you too and what in the flat earth is up with this room?"
There was nothing wrong with the room itself, however. The content of said room is extremely questionable and bordering on the levels of illegal....
"My God... Is this actually a lil ko styled blowup doll?" Asked Munharif while holding a doll which look very similar to me, yes I shit you not!!!. The doll was compliment by erotic male stripper photos and 'stuff made of plastic' all across the room...
" just a second guys I have something to do in the bushes near the house....um and I'll be taking this doll with me..."said Munharif.
"Like hell you are" screamed azalea " I need that one to finish my collection "she added.
" THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO"
I screamed at the perverted vultures. But I couldn't help but feel a sense of deja vu as I added" let's us search for something that may help in finding Nicole and expose her plans...and I'll take that doll" I looked away after saying that last part.
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"" alright..."" The duo sighed in disappointment, and started looking for evidence and clues.
"There is a note here!!!" It didn't take long for us to hear azalea's obnoxious voice"it says that she has went to seclusion in her basement to temper her state of mind".
"What in the name of Lucifer does that even mean?" I found myself asking a lot about elephants in rooms today.
"No idea.." They both replied simultaneously. Without understanding even a hint of what that gibberish meant we decided to forget it for the time being. But that didn't hinder my happiness by finally knowing where Nicole has been hiding.
"There it is" while thinking to myself about all the hell I'll make her go through once I get my hands on her, I found myself chuckling, until Munharif exclaimed as he pointed to the basement door.
"Hehe, finally" I chuckled" Munharif you know what to do" I said.
"Hiiiyaaah!!" Without even thinking.munharif immediately rushed at the door with a 'woosh' sound as he rammed his already injured head against it.
*baang* *plop* *plop*
And an ever so familiar yet extremely unpleasant noises were heard. for the third time this day, Munharif has been knocked out due to his special Olympics level of stupidity...AGAIN!!!!
"J-just why does he hate doors soo much" asked Azalea in daze, it seems even she won't believe that there is someone that is this stupid....
"*sigh* all I wanted him to do what was turn the nob..." I said with a sigh " I guess the concosion he got from 'opening' the other door had some side effects huh?"
Once again we ignored the unconscious dumbass as we moved forward, and opened the door with a simple turn of the nob (which didn't cause the loss of braincells).
As we were going downward, a weird smell that made one want to smile yet feel depressed at the same time wafted in the air, causing a bit of discomfort to both me and azalea. Continuing on despite the minor inconvenience, we finally reached the basement floor and what we saw, made us go Cross-eyed.
""What in the vag of Aphrodite is going on in here!!!???"
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