《The Overwoods. (ROYALROAD POSTING: I to IX+XX)》--XII--
Advertisement
--XII--
I think I looked like a kid in a candy store, walking away from the Lowdown. Partly because on the way home I bought myself a strawberry-and-chocolate-flavored popsicle for extra happiness. I called Caleb.
"Cawef!" I said. "Auw ewf eeh aef Bwimah oh uma oh."
"Chris?" said Caleb.
He sounded alarmed. I wasn't sure why.
"Where are you?" said Caleb. "Are you okay, are you safe?"
I was so confused.
"Is someone else there?" he said. "Is the person who put a gag on you there with you?"
I removed the popsicle from my mouth. "It's a popsicle," I said.
I listened to him put down the phone and walk away, breathe heavily for a while, and then come back on the line.
"Chris," he said. "Please, don't scare me like that."
"Can you please save Belinda's number onto my phone?" I said.
"Of course," said Caleb.
"Okay, call you later, I love you!" I said.
I hung up and called Belinda Klein. She picked up after three rings.
"Who is this?" said Belinda.
"Widnigh," I said.
"YOU ARE CALLING ME ON A SATURDAY EVENING," said Belinda.
"Emwf," I said. "Aa ohh."
"WHAT IS IN YOUR MOUTH?" said Belinda.
I removed the popsicle from my mouth. "Nothing," I said.
"Make this good," said Belinda. "Or you will spend the rest of YOUR life doing MY paperwork."
"I can confirm that the Manila Maniac's alleged drug dealer is still around, and is operating in the Lowdown," I said. I think Belinda could probably hear the smile in my voice. "I can confirm the location, and I possibly, maybe, might have some DNA and/or some fingerprints for everyone! Caleb and I also think that the murderer may have attempted to send me a text message from a masked number."
Advertisement
Belinda was silent.
"Isn't that great, Belinda?" I said. "Oh, and they sell Angel Dust there. What does that do? Is it some kind of new compound created from US experiments or something?"
Silence.
There was a raccoon on the sidewalk. It was brown and white and gray. I walked toward it.
"Belle?" I said.
More silence.
The raccoon was adorable. I once heard that raccoons used to never live here. I wished I saw more of them.
"Hi?" I said. "Belinda?"
Belinda was still silent.
I knelt down and gave the raccoon the rest of my popsicle. Hopefully it liked chocolate, because the popsicle was mostly just the chocolate half now.
"You don't like Angel Dust?" I said.
"Midnight," Belinda said.
"Yes?" I said.
The raccoon took the popsicle and scuttled away. I wished I had some bread to give it. Raccoons love bread.
"Suck a dick," Belinda said.
"Oh," I said. "Yes, I think I will."
She hung up.
Advertisement
- In Serial45 Chapters
Souladonis: The Full LitRPG Novel
Experience the wonder of a unique fantasy series featuring its own MMORPG world.Six years have passed since Souladonis left Winterspring Academy in pursuit of a cure for the petrification curse. During his travels he has vastly improved his magic and martial arts abilities, yet nowhere has he found a cure for petrification. Eventually, his travels take him to Belle Forest in Âme Kingdom where he meets a pushy village girl named Katherine. Together they try to solve her village's goblin problem. Yet when things go horribly wrong, he throws himself in harm's way for her sake. Filled with gratitude, Katherine volunteers to follow him as his servant for three months. Thus, they set off together to experience more adventure than either of them could have ever dreamed.The Souladonis Novel Features: An emotionally vulnerable hero with whom the average person can identify. A strong heroine who often outshines the hero. The budding romance of two shy people. Thrilling fast-paced battles of magic and martial arts written in vivid detail. Extreme moments of joy and sorrow that will make your heart both cringe and sing in elation. The witty sense of humor of a protagonist who doesn't take himself too seriously. An established MMORPG world boasting nearly 500 magic spells in 13 Magic Disciplines, a myriad of distinct mage classes, a world map with an index of nations, a complete list of magical affixes, crafting materials, and all of the essential elements that compose an MMORPG video game. A Killer Clown death mage who contributes to one of the most intense yet awkwardly funny scenes ever written.Note: If you grow tired of waiting for new chapters to be uploaded, then the full book is available as an e-book and paperback here: https://www.royalroad.com/amazon/B00O9NDABK
8 225 - In Serial41 Chapters
The Ash Earth
Another chance at life? Hell Yeah! As the strongest Soul Cultivator, Rihan sat in the Pinnacle of the Martial World but was taken down by the Ancient Gods and his lackey. He was killed by the Ancient God and returned to his 11-year-old self. Given another chance to change his destiny and save his loved ones. With another hope to battle the Ancient God, he will once again set out with the vast knowledge accumulated from his previous life. Training faster than anyone else, and holding the knowledge from the distant future, he will set out to settle the enmities from his past lives as he climb to be the strongest again. "I can't believe I'm returned back to my 13-year-old self," Rihan's eye looks determined, "I will beyond the Ancient Gods and be a God-like being that dominates everything in this life!" *A new chapter will be released every 2 days.
8 198 - In Serial7 Chapters
☆ {It's Alright} ☆ [MCYT ONESHOTS] ☆
uhhhhhh yeah im not good at desc, check the first three chaps it goes over my rules and shit
8 194 - In Serial46 Chapters
Throne Quest Online: Pixel Courage
It's a world of monsters and magic, thrills and treasure. But, as people soon begin to find out, it's so much more than that.What were the programmers thinking? How could they unleash this VR-MMO into the world?
8 105 - In Serial53 Chapters
One Sided Love
18+Casey moves schools with her life planned out. But what will happen when someone quickly develops a unwanted obsession with her?This is a 'darklove' story.A story about an extreme obsession that is one sided.It is disturbing and not to be desired. It will contain swearing, suspense, violence, manipulative and sexual scenes, depression and selfharm.But...It will also contain building friendships, a love story, caring and companionate people and healing.Has been #1 in-CaptiveForcedTakenDarkloveAbductedHorrorStalkedAgegapKidnappedDarkMaturePossessiveAbusiveInsaneObsessionCreepyTwistedPsychoTeenStalkerHighschoolManipulatedStudentTeacherReaders reviews💜@LowKeyBadd"I've read dark teacherxstudent books on here beforebut yours was different and stood up to me. How itwas written and how you wrote so well her emotionsand thought process through out the book.loved it"@jazminexoxo_"This is probably one of the best books i've ever read on Wattpad. The way you managed to capture every little detail perfectly really sets it for me"@melaninm03"I literally love this book like author you did a good thing on this book. Keep writing cause this book was over the top amazing"@mrsktesfaye"I loved how you have taken time to make the plot more specific and realistic rather than rushing everything"@isaidwhatisaidstfu"i love this book its by far my favourite Wattpad book Ive ever read. This was my third time reading it (and i never reread Wattpad so this says a lot) yet it was still amazing. A sad story but its written beautifully"@RaltliaDeVoir"This book is wonderfully written! I could see your dedication as you described Caseys emotions and the added descriptions only made it more realistic"@summerlyne_"Im.f-cking.following. This was somehow the most heatfilled story I have EVER read. Made me cry, laugh, scream into my damn pillow, made me want to kill some of the characters, and it was just fucking amazing"
8 74 - In Serial24 Chapters
My Lovely Dogs
This is a book I'll be putting cute or weird pics of my 6 dogs in. Names:LightningIsisChewyJazzWaffle Boss(rip)And sometimes Bella.Wendy(someone else now owns her)
8 187

