I looked at the girl beside me. She was sitting on a wooden chair, and to tell you the truth, she looked nice. Long, blonde hair, cute face, and this body. Hmmm, what would I do to this…

“Santa, where are you looking at?” she said, and looked at me with disgust.

“Ho Ho Ho, I’m sorry m’lady. Ho Ho Ho.” she’s sharp. I need to be more careful.

“Anyway, this Ryan Smith. It must be a joke. Did you look at him? It can’t be a person, that will save the world.” she said, and leaned back on the chair leisurely “Well, I’m sure it’s not a mistake. He can’t make mistakes.”

Yeah, “he” can’t make mistakes. Anyway, I can see your…

“Do it one more time, and I will kill you.”

Shit.

“Anyway, I worked here only for a few days. Who knows what plans he has. By the way, did you see that? This boy asked for a glass of water. Hahahah!” she laughed, and then looked at me “He must be an idiot, or something.”

I think that you are mistaken, but I won’t say anything.

After this boy, we will have only one person today. I really don’t want to anger her, because after our shift is over, we might go for a drink.

“Ok, next one please!” the girl shouted, and another person appeared in this white room.

A young man, maybe twenty years old. He looked like a young god, with his muscles visible from behind the white shirt. His short, dark hair was sexy, and highlighted his manly jaw. And those bones, oh man.

Is he a well known actor, or something?

“H-Hello. J-Just let me look at the documents… I-It looks like you saved twenty people in the fire!”

Why do you sound so excited?! Because he looks good?

“Yeah, it seems I did. But don’t take those words in a wrong way, I have done, what I needed to.”

His voice. His voice is so good. Who the hell is he?

“Y-Yeaaah. And those abs… I mean intelligence of yours. It seems that you got one hundred and sixty points in an IQ test?” the girl asked, and looked at him coquettishly.

“Oh, it was just a test.”

This man. He should just die! Wait a moment. Isn’t he dead already?

“Yeah, let me just look at your name… Ryan Smith, is it?”

Wait... Ryan Smith? If I’m not mistaken…

“Yeah, that’s my name.”

Wait, wait, wait! Ryan Smith? Isn’t this the name of that boy? I looked at the girl. It seemed, that even she finally understood it.

“Wait! W-Wait! It must be a mistake! There was a yellow seal on those documents! I couldn’t make a mistake!” she shouted, and started looking at the papers in her hands.

After that she looked at me with terror, as if she found something.

“Destroy them.”

Wait, what? What!?

“Why are you looking at me like that? Destroy them!” this time she said it with more power.

No, even if you say this. I can’t do something like that!! I’m a saint!

“Won’t you do this for me, Santa?” this time, she changed her tactic, as she looked at me with watery eyes.

Ehhh.

What can I say?

“Ho Ho Ho. I will destroy them in no time.”

Sorry boy, you are on your own now.