"What the... what the fuck just happened? Did I just get booted out of the dungeon and teleported to this shitty castle of all the places? Goddamnit, I knew I shouldn't have pressed that button!"

Five stages of grief. Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance. I know understand them very well.

"Fuck! There goes five hours of my life!" I shout, not caring the slightest on the NPCs in the room.

"U-umm, e-excuse me?"

A sweet and timid voice call out to me. I turn my back to see the NPC princess staring nervously at me. She was as cute as ever, with her long and curly golden hair reaching to her waist, and her regal dress that has a quite low neckline, exposing her busty cleavage to the world.

First thing I notice is that she isn't in her usual place, right next to the king (who's also staring worriedly at me by the way). I didn't think that ever happened before.

Oh shit, did I just accidentally discover a hidden cutscene?

Well, time to do my usual thing then. It's been a while since I've been here after all.

"Oh, forgive me, my lady. I did not notice your radiant presence. Please forgive me for my buffoonery." I say in a mocking tone as I take her gloved right hand and kiss it.

"O-oh, i-it's alright.." she responds with a blush, which just enhances her cuteness even more.

..Wait, did she just respond to my mock greeting?

...Oh shit, did the developers just replace her old AI with that new context-based AI I read in the news a while ago? The one that is able to analyze and respond to human interaction almost as natural as a normal human?

I decide to try my theory out.

"Thank you, my lady. I'm very grateful. Now, if you may excuse me for one more thing..."

I gently put my left hand on her right breast and giving it a light squeeze.

"A-aah, w-what are you doing, Hero-sama?" she responds as her face is getting redder.

"Oh man, they really have upgraded them!" I squeeze even harder in joy, eliciting an immodest moan from the girl.

"H-Hero sama, p-please stop, o-or else I'll-" she begs with a face as red as a tomato.

Ignoring her, I use my other hand to grab her other breast.

"A-aaaaah, n-no..."

She bolts away from me, both of her hands pressing to the part of her dress that cover her crotch.

Oh man, I think I just made her have an "accident"! I can't believe they actually put this in the game too! I've tried to do it with many different NPC girls before but none of them ever reacted this way! They really are going balls to the walls with this "realism" thing!

"P-please, Hero-sama! Don't embarrass my daughter any further! I'll do anything you want!"

I look to the throne to see the king running towards me, a comical sight since he's a short fat man, before kneeling and bowing on the ground.

Now I feel bad.

Which is a pretty stupid thing to feel since they are just NPCs after all.

But still, they feel perfectly like normal people. Another point to the new AI, I suppose.

"Alright! Alright! Geez, I was just admiring her beautiful assets! Surely there's nothing wrong with that!"

"Y-yes, n-nothing wrong with that at all, Hero-sama!" the king replies.

I hear sobbing coming from the princess, who has turned her back away from me. She must have been overwhelmed with the fact that she just did something terribly embarrassing to do in front of a guy. Not to mention the fact that I just molested her.

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. I didn't mean to. It's just that your beautiful bosom entrances me so much that I lost my mind because of it."

The girl stops crying, facing towards me once again.

"I-it's okay, Hero-sama..." she replies, still with a blush on her face.

"Now then, if that's all settled, I think it's time we all cut to the chase and go straight to the point. So, what's this super special secret mission, hmm?"

"L-let me explain, Hero-sama."

The king rises from the ground with a childish excitement on his face. It seems he really seems happy to hear that I finally will hear his request.

"So, you see, we, and by that, my daughter, has just summoned you from another world. Your world to be exact. Why? Well, because we hope that you'll help us in our fight against the Demon Lord, for you see, he had obtained one of the legendary Phantasma treasure and now he uses its power to help his army in their conquest. Our warriors are no match for him so we have to resort to this method. The spell dictates that it will summon a warrior stronger many, many times over the strongest human warrior in this land, and you, Hero-sama, is that warrior. So please, help us in the fight against that wicked Demon Lord and save humanity! I'll give you anything you want as a reward! The entire treasury, my throne, even my daughter!"

I didn't expect this at all.

No, not the fact that the king is that desperate for my help.

It's the fact that he just repeated what his speech was the first time I, or any other player spoke with him in the tutorial.

"Wait what? I thought you're giving me a rare quest or something. Why are you giving me this speech again? I already told you I accept that quest! Don't you remember?"

I can see the king's confused expression clearly. But then, his face turns to joy once he realizes that means I accept his request.

"Y-yes, I-I remember, Hero-sama. Apologies. I-it's my old age, you see."

"Good. So, where's my hidden quest?"

"H-hidden quest? I... I don't know what you're talking about, Hero-sama."

Hearing the king's response. I can feel my rage rising in my chest. Don't tell me I got teleported all the way back here for nothing!

"Oh, for fuck's sake. You don't actually have the quest, do you?"

The king's reply is merely his sheepish look, which tells me everything I need to know.

I sigh.

"That's it. That's it for today. Too mad to play anymore."

I do the usual hand gesture to summon the game menu.

"What the..."

It's gone. The button's gone.

The button to log out of the game is gone.

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