《The Supreme Cultivator》Begone, Thor!
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"What a scene." Murmured a tanned guy to his female friend.
"Yeah.." She replied.
The two were cuddling on a bench in the middle of the road, staring at the sea with glittering eyes.
"Tsk. Why can't we be like them!?" Muttered a jealous, pink haired woman to her tanned friend, who then replied :
"Who become what with you?" He asked innocently, crushing the young maiden's heart once again.
Surely, she must be in agony. Massive amounts of agony enough to be starred as a villain who was tortured in their childhood. Alas, she is resolute and strong, resisting against corruption and moving forward just like a protagonist.
"I hate you, Bòhé chá." She hit his shoulder with all her might, causing him to feel no pain yet get pushed due to physics.
Everyone knows that being hit by a mountain-shattering fist and not moving is total fraud and fake. Where energy go? Plot wonders.
"Wh-why??" He stared at Sakura in disbelief. "What have I done?"
"Nothing. Absolutely nothing, that's what!" She growles angerily, causing the tea lover to resign to his fate and let her blow off steam.
After some time of walking, the duo reached the train station, hopping inside of it and waiting for the train to come.
While waiting, a group of kids appeared out of nowhere, two of which look like they've seen hell, the others look like the usual happy go lucky children. At that moment, Bòhé chá's plot-o-meter senses were tingling, making him suddenly go on-guard.
Seeing this, Sakura felt alarmed as well, since he never acts like such unless something important is happening.
They waited for 10 minutes straight up until a train finally came, with the name 'Satsugen' written on the sides. Bòhé chá unconsciously chuckled at such a name before entering the train with Sakura, and the kids in tow.
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After entering the carriage, they looked around for an empty seat, yet they were unable to find any due to the amount of bags covering the seats.
One seat in particular had a fat man with blond hair and a long heard putting his hammer next to him, not to mention him relaxing on 3 seats worth of space, hence Bòhé chá's anger.
Remembering the Magic Flute, he took it out and aimed at the evil guy before saying, "Begone, Thor!" And using the flute.
With a very convenient function, the convenient flute was able to target specific people in range, so he only targetted the fat man before playing it nicely.
The flute's sounds were heavens away from when the old man used it, as if it were an angle singing among men, making everyone - awake and asleep - unconsciously start to listen to it.
The fat man took his hammer and stood up, unable to control his body, so he threatened, "Damn you. When I'm back from the bathroom, I'll murder you, ya' hear me!? I ain't dyin' before killin' you and findin' a way ta' take more than 4 seats' worth!" How typical of a villain.
"How typical of a villain." Murmured Sakura, before sitting with Bòhé chá and leaving the rest of the space for the kids.
One of the kids, a tall one with frickles, closed his eyes and sniffed, "I smell murder." But it was unheard of by anyone other than his friends and the couple.
For some reason, a handsome man, a witch-like ginseng, and a an average-looking man all followed the fat guy to the restroom, making this seem like a template mystery scene.
Sakura, seemingly racking her brains for ways to seduce Bòhé chá, got called out by a cute-looking little ginseng who said, "Hello beautiful onee-san! I'm 20 years old ginseng, a part of the 'Deduction Gang.' Can you tell us why are you on the train today?"
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Taken out of her loop, Sakura took a moment to fix her train of thought before starting an engaging chat with the 20 years old ginseng, forgetting about the anxious tea lover.
His plot-o-meter rang louder by the second, making him wish it would go silent -- and it did, soon a woman screamed "Murder!" Causing everyone to flinch from the unexpected word.
...As for Bòhé chá, he disappeared, as if he knew it was going to happen..
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