《The Supreme Cultivator》Magic Flute
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In the middle of the summer heat walked a pair: a young man and a young ginseng, both blessed by plot to the extremes; however, their expressions were vastly apart from each other, as if they were two people walking in different paths.
Alas, the frowning Bòhé chá and the smiling Sakura were together on the way to party, since a community worked hand in hand to finally let their dreams come true, one of which is to create a fun party.
"Did we really not need to take a cab or a bike?" Asked the frowning tea lover.
"Why, of course. Don't you enjoy walking with a beauty such as me?" She grinned while nearing her face towards him.
"Who?" Like the dense man he is, he unironically answered, causing Sakura to have her expression turn grim for a moment.
She floated her smile again, knowing that this Bòhé chá is a very dense man, so she decided to do her best to convey her feelings across. "..he doesn't mean it. Yeah, he doesn't" She assured herself constantly after each one of her attacks were blocked, causing her sword(will) to recoil and do damage.
The reason Bòhé chá was frowning was largely because he felt as if something was to happen that day. His life was mostly normal in the past months, but it shouldn't be long till those free times ended. "Am I merely paranoid?" He suffered.
"Kids, you two there who look like lovers blessed by the Plot, come help this old man that will force a quest on you." Said an old man stuck in a bush.
Sakura felt bad for the man, but Bòhé chá was still out of this world, ignoring any and everything until something somehow stops him.
-And just as the Plot predicted, Sakura pulled Bòhé chá toward the man, causing him to snap out of it.
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"Hmm? What is the prob.. oh."
"Hi there. Help me and I'll give you an exciting quest, yeah? It has plot-related items that will advance the plot when you need them to. Don't ask where and why, just accept." Said the stuck man.
Once Bòhé chá heard the word 'Plot,' he immediately pulled the man out, and waited in anticipation.
The man cleared his throat before saying, "All right, here is your mission. Collect 10 Pebblites, you will find them in the vicinity around me."
"Oh, you mean those?" Pointed Sakura at the pile of glowing pebbles right next to the old man, causing him to cough and murmur silently, "Fucking plot can't even let this collecting mission be excited.. where did this pile come from, anyway?"
The pair stood confused till the man snapped out of it. "All right, take this." He pulled out a flute. "Using this flute will allow you to move fatsos from the way, let me show you."
The old man played on the flute very badly, but it worked, since Sakura moved out of the way. "It works." Chuckled the old man as he got his revenge.
Sakura woke up from her trance, realizing what happened. "I'm not fat!" She growled, but Bòhé chá looked very different.
"Thank you, esteemed master of the great sages of flutes of moving. I shall use this for the sake of beating plot. Your charity will never be forgotten until a few chapters later." Said Bòhé chá with glowing eyes, causing the old man to blush and reply, "Oh.. D-don't worry about it." And walked away to disappear into the bush once again.
Sakura stood there, her mouth agap. 'Why did the old man blush!?' She retorted in her mind, before using her cherry blossom-like legs to walk toward Bòhé chá and pull him from his neck, since he was staring blankly at the 'Evil' flute..
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