Checkmate.

Never in the students' lives had they seen such a bold ginseng exposing one of the rising internet stars, the almighty Tea_Cultivator.

Bòhé chá's mind was in disarray, cold sweat tricked down his face profucely as he stared blankly at the heartless loli who broke his grand plan in pieces. If not for the school banning mobile phones then he would have his face plastered on the internet moments later with the title: "Tea_Cultivator's identity exposed!"

'What should I do.. Why did the plot go like this? Where did all my luck go?' He asked himself repeatidly until the 10 thousand year old ginseng continued her onslaught.

"I bet that if we had a little peek on your computer, our worries would end." She grinned cutely, but he could feel that there was hidden evil within it.

"Errr... Excuse me, I need to go to the bathroom!" Quickly, he slipped his hand from her grasp and scurried over to hide wherever he could until the break would end.

Man! I was shot, skinned, butchered and served in a BBQ party! Could it get any worse!?

Hidden on the roof by using the 'Transparent Tea Arts', Bòhé chá contemplated the meaning of life until..

Plot finally progresses and real action happens!

"Oh, are those terrorists coming to kidnap us, put us in the gym and ask for some million yuan ransome?" Mumbled Bòhé chá as he stared at the helicopter descending on the roof a few meters away from him.

On the streets came multiple black vans that surrounded the school gate and what came out were thugs of all shapes. There was one with a square chin.. and... another 10 with a square chin.. Yeah, totally different.

On the roof came out 5 thugs dressed in two-piece suits, one of them, who had an afro although he wasn't a man of dark skin, said, "Alright my fellow terrorists, remember the plan: capture the students, put them in the gym and ask for 10 million yuan. Got it?" And the others nodded before putting on sunglasses and Obey hats. It is also important to mention that the leader wore a beanie since the hat would be too small on him, and on that beanie was a mediocre clown face. Spooky.

Unfortunately, none of them were ginsengs, hence the lack of jade-like legs and descriptions of said legs; alas, one must learn that jade-like legs are rare and only appear when a ginseng is of the age of 10 or higher (as in the rating, not bodily age.).

"Ok, now we split up and make sure we are somewhat close to each other in case one of the students somehow gains powers and beats us up, alright? Now move it!" Ordered the beanie-wearing man.

Bòhé chá stood there, his mouth hanging open while his eyes were wide as he stared at the back of the beanie-wearing man.

"Gosh darnit, I wish I had hair like him.." Wished Bòhé chá, totally ignoring the predicament that is about to unfold...